The Real HouseBears Podcast

We had a Yacht of Fun recapping this week's episode of #RHOSLC despite the fact that we weren't in it. This week, Hunter is desperate to get off of the sprinter van. Papa the Bear is serving stuffed grape leaves. We both discover that we had very different 6th grade experiences. Make sure to listen to this week's episode; Santa is watching.

With no new #RHOSLC episode this week, we still found a way to talk Housewives. In this bonus episode, you'll hear our interview on @marteaniswitheddy. We talk even more behind the scenes tea of Salt Lake City. Hunter chats his RealityTV gateway drug. Papa the Bear shares how he feels about straight guys on non-Housewives shows. We have a great time getting to know our brother in Bravo; we're sure...

You don't have to RSVP or even say "please" to join our behind-the-scenes recap of this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This week, Hunter makes his big screen debut. Papa the Bear is sounding a little pitchy. We both think that Angie K deserves a little more credit. You never know what's going to happen with The Real Housebears when we record during the day.  Tune in to find out.

We have the only behind the scenes look at the Chaos surrounding the #RHOSLC Choir auditions. This week, Hunter is having his best hair day ever. Papa the Bear chats with Amy Phillips. We're both still obsessing over Lisa Barlow's sister. Pick your audition song and warm up with the Real Housebears.

You don't need to create a Finsta to Fight your way to some real tea about this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episode.  This week, Hunter finds a new man on the show to crush on.  Papa the Bear defines who hymn, hymn, and hymn are.  We're both still taking a ride on the Jen Shah Express.  Join us for the only true #RHOSLC recap with a real behind the scenes view. &nb...

We felt like we were On Thin Ice until we officially got our 2nd episode out this week. We didn't want to break our promise with a Bad Weather Betrayal . This week, Hunter's profile is Mask4Mask. Papa the Bear is still bringing up his birthday. We both want to have breakfast with Heather Gay. Grab your charcuterie and have a snack as we bite into episodes 4 and 5 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lak...

It's a Halloween surprise with 1 out of 2 episodes this week! In this episode, we properly wrap up season 12 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with a Reunion Parts 2 & 3 recap. Hunter wonders if Lisa Rinna blocked us on social media. Papa the Bear is up in the club. Erika's not the only one looking for Good D...and by Good D, we mean Devoted Listeners.  <wink><wink>

Grab Courtside seats and help us solve the conundrum of all of the unanswered questions in Beverly Hills and Salt Lake City. When did Crystal lose her friends? What was "dark" about the conversation with Sutton? Why does Whitney think this is a good time to stir up more trouble?  This week, we deem ourselves the GTW Podcast.  Hunter reminds us that just because you think it, it doesn't m...

We think that Kyle actually is her Sister's Keeper going into the season finale of Season 12 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  This week, we celebrate an excellent finale, plus we spill the Sereni-Tea on episode 2 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  Hunter thinks that Lisa Rinna can really give Crystal a lesson on how to exaggerate.  Papa the Bear defends Lisa Rinna's...

Due to some technical issues, our signature sound bites are not included in this episode.  We have re-uploaded to remove the pauses where the sound bites were originally placed. Salt Lake City is back, and it Marks the Spot for us! Silence might be Golden, but you can probably hear us exclaim our excitement from the rooftops. Get settled in for a double header with the Salt Lake City premiere...

We Need to Talk about Kathy and talk about the lack of receipts in this week's episode.  This week, Hunter fully commits to the 1920s.  Papa the Bear is completely bored with another Roaring 20s themed party.  We're both going to sign our names to your birthday card.  Don't miss this week's episode; it's a short one, but so was the content in episode 19 of The Real Housewives o...

In the Court of Public Opinion, it appears that we're all ready to say Rocky Mountain Bye to the wide split between the friend groups on RHOBH this season.  This week, Papa the Bear is switching teams. Hunter is desperate for a cowboy hat. We're both exhausted running around in circles with this repeated argument of The Law vs Empathy. Maybe this week you might want to pour a glass of Kathy's...

Unlike The Girl with the Diamond Earrings, we would give away all of our riches just to get a 5 star rating and a nice little review.  This week, a new listener comes through and becomes #HousebearsFamous. It was a big week in the Bravoverse, and Papa the Bear thinks that Diana has given more this week than she gave all season. Hunter is so excited to have another chance to use his favorite w...

You might need an Altitude Adjustment as we jump from Beverly Hills to Salt Lake City.  This week, we are beyond excited for the release of the Season 3 trailer for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and have some stories to tell about our recent Housewives sightings. Back in Beverly Hills, Hunter wants more emotion from Rinna and less mean girl action from Diana and Erika.  Papa the...

We're on fire like a Disco Inferno that was sparked by the smoldering look from Hunter's eyes on his romance novel cover. This week, Hunter wants Sutton to quit being so self-deprecating. Papa the Bear wants to be a Solid Gold Dancer. It's not just warm in the Hot Closet; we're also fuming because Kyle and Dorit are trying to steal our roller skating glory. 

You know what they say: once you go video, you never go back. So we're back in the Hot Closet, back in video (on compatible platforms), and back to being a little Shameless and Ruthless. This week, Hunter identifies the Eighth World Wonder. Papa the Bear doesn't know who to trust. We're both experiencing some deja vu. This week gave us a lot of story that we identify with. Bring out the caviar, we...

It's our first video episode, so pour a glass and watch through Rosé Colored Glasses . This week, Hunter wakes up from his Headache Haze to talk about how much he truly dislikes Lisa Rinna in the last 5 minutes of the episode. Papa the Bear is in Washington, DC, but his heart is in Beverly Hills, far from Charleston, SC. Harry Hamlin might be a Renaissance Man, but Bears have been around for 20 mi...

It might seem as if we are experiencing a Beverly Hills Blackout , but we're just super excited about another consecutive week of recapping The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, Hunter puts his linguistic skills to the test. Papa the Bear is not a fan of toilet humor. We both wonder how long it's ok to wish people a happy holiday. Drink along for another fun filled episode, but please m...

You never know when a new Real Housebears episode will be released, but you can always count on the Weight of our Words when we're talking about The Real Housewives. This week Erika isn't the only one talking about poo. Hunter wants to wake up from his Kathy Hilton fever dream. Papa the Bear calls Hunter out for being a charity cynic. We both want to go on the baked potato diet... but without the...

So You Say it's a Calamity that you haven't had a Real Housebears episode in two weeks? Well, we're back in the Hot Closet for our recap of episodes 9 and 10 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week Hunter continues his campaign for education. Papa the Bear puts his Masters degree to good use. We both love a Housewives movie trailer. We really enjoyed the holiday Love, but didn't quite a...

Surprise! We're back a little earlier than normal. This week, Hunter wants to drop Dorit off at the Zoo. Papa the Bear retracts his joke about The Talk. We both wonder if Kathy Hilton gifted the Birkin cake. It Takes A Villain to treat someone like Diana treats Sutton, but it takes a hero to leave us a podcast review.

You might warrant a Misdemeanor for how little we have to say about episode 6, but it's a High Crime how carried away we get with episode 7.  This week, Hunter has started the Teresa Guidice Pineapple Experiment. Papa the Bear wants to read Diana's picture book. It appears that we both get Ship-faced like day drunk Erika during the mid episode break. We're back in the Hot Closet, and it's mak...

We're in Nashville, TN and couldn't get Crystal clear about our Conundrum of recording the Podcast, so we recorded it in our friends' living room. We didn't want to get into Hot Water with our listeners. We knew some very dangerous, dark, massive accusations would be headed our way. This week, Hunter is fired up about funding the educational system. Papa the Bear wants some ASMR Therapy. We both f...

There's Something About Sutton being a Receipt Offender. We're recovering from Pride weekend, and what better way to recover than to pick apart the season 12 taglines? This week, Hunter calls out a RHOBH husband's bitch boy moves. Papa the Bear thinks that Sutton's apologies are sincere, whereas Hunter isn't really buying it. Buy in to spending some time with us as we recap episodes 2 and 3 of the...

It's a New Jersey Reunion Wrap Up and the last time that you are going to hear Hunter chew his gum with his New Jersey imitations. This week we try to make Bitch Boy Moves happen. We lament the loss of Traci and Tiki. We also discuss which Disney characters we find the hottest. It might be the end of New Jersey, but we're not going to forget this season anytime soon.