The Real HouseBears Podcast

It's Christmas in July in the Hamptons for the ladies of #RHONY. This week, Hunter wonders if this season is going to be PartyFoodGate. Papa the Bear thinks that Jessel might be in the Friendzone. We both talk about which HouseHusbands we would hook up with if we met them at BravoCon. You don't have to love caviar to love our take on this week's episodes of The Real Housewives of New Y...

Now that we had our soft opening, we're as ready to jump into the new season of #RHONY as Sonja is into jumping on Billy. This week, Hunter wants to spend some time in Jenna Lyons' closet. Papa the Bear wants Sonja and Luann to reconsider the name for Crappie Hour. We both wonder what cheese ever did to any of these ladies. Don't be weird; catch this week's RHONY and #CrappieLake r...

Despite the announcement of our Season 10 premiere in this week's episode, it is actually our Season 9 premiere. Bears can't do math. Thank goodness this is just our soft opening. This week, Hunter is certain that Benton, Illinois is a time warp to 2005. Papa the Bear is ready to film CSI: Benton. We're both excited about a new season, but we miss Frank Catania already. Join us this week as we rec...

If you've listened to The Real Housebears Podcast, then you know what huge fans of Frank Catania we are. You can only imagine our excitement when we got to interview the Legend himself. This week, Hunter commits to Frank being his number one Bravolebrity. Papa the Bear relates to being a man of a certain age. Frank tells us about his post-reunion meeting with Luis. Frank was even more enjoyabl...

It's a super-sized episode, because we have more to say about the #RHONJ reunion episodes 2 and 3 than we have ever had for Housewives reunions. This week, Hunter explains why Luis must be shirtless. Papa the Bear is confused about the difference between a chair troll and a chair gremlin. We both want to get a house with Frank. We're both currently on different sides of the country, but we...

Does it feel so good to be Reunited? This week, Hunter supports the reasons why Teresa and Louie should stay on the show. Papa the Bear supports keeping the Gorgas. This reunion might not have been "fun," but our recap certainly is.

Don't you dare bring up Joe Gorga when Teresa's Getting Married. This week, Hunter realizes he's the Frank in a relationship with his ex. Papa the Bear is warming up to Paul. We both want the Ambien Sisters to speak at our vow renewal. This week's episode will send you Sade, so tune in.

This week's episode of #RHONJ should be renamed Red Faces of Fury. This week, Hunter is wearing Joe Gorga's clothes and walking on his knees to make Melissa Gorga feel safe. Papa the Bear wants to take Louie's blood pressure. We both have some BIG NEWS to share. Get your cocktail ready for this week's game "Sips with the Sociopath."

We're back like a rat in the streets wearing a bridesmaid's dress and making a mess. This week, Hunter is extra worked up about Jennifer Aydin's privilege and Louie's narcissism. Papa the Bear has conflict between his Housewives Head and his Housewives Heart. We both discover that we are Stage 10 Co-Clingers. This episode is as well done as Brittany's steak...bon appetit!

Sláinte will bring you good health. Catching cock will bring you good luck. The Real Housebears will bring you a healthy dose of both. This week, Hunter wants to play with Frank's vein. Papa the Bear is experiencing Vanderpump Rules trauma. We both come up with Rachel Fuda's tagline for next season. Are you going to get Melissa Gorga wine drunk or Jersey Husband high? Either way take a rid...

It's the return of The Real Housebears: RAW. No edits. No sound bites. No rats. This week, Hunter and Papa the Bear are returning home from Heather Gay's Bad Mormon Book event. The message was inspirational. The choir was powerful. The Vida Tequila was flowing. Over in Ireland with the ladies from New Jersey, Papa the Bear likes a Melissa Gorga / Jennifer Aydin duo. Hunter would never talk...

This week's episode of #RHONJ features an Italian Invasion of Ireland, and The Real Housebears recap features a Bearvasion of the Hot Closet. This week, Hunter gifts us with the name "Chair Gremlin" for the Aydins' therapist. Jen Fessler has Papa the Bear singing Soprano. We both think that Suzie and Emma are the Coca Cola to Ultimate Girls' Trip's Pepsi. Make sure to che...

We are so glad to be back having Coffee Talk in the Hot Closet! This week, Hunter explains why Louie wants "it to rub the lotion on its skin." Papa the Bear is confused if the coffee is Turkish, the Coffee Reader is Turkish, or both. We both agree that the new ladies fit in nicely, but Jenn Fessler is our favorite newbie. Spending time away is tough; almost as difficult as it is for the...

If our Housewarming History Lessons have taught us anything, it's that who doesn't attend matters as much as who does. This week, Hunter thinks that it's time for Dolores to start breaking bed posts. Papa the Bear is happy that taglines are finally here. We both explain why Jennifer Fessler is our favorite of the new cast members. We don't need anyone to write down how to communicate how we feel a...

We're just Boys Being Boys recapping #RHONJ in the Hot Closet. This week, Hunter wants to sit on the Easter Bunny's lap. Papa the Bear is grossed out by sexual cheese. We both think Olivia deserves a raise on her allowance just for being fabulous. Check in with us to make sure we're earning our keep. We're sure you'll want to give us a raise too. Make sure to check out our merch at RealHouseBears....

Who wants to talk about Family, Family, Family when you have sweaty thighs? In this week's recap of #RHONJ Hunter declares Teresa's wedding day as T-Day. Papa the Bear loves all Housewives, except for one. Neither of us think that making Mozzarella is all that sexy. Even though Frank is not in this week's episode, we still have plenty to talk about.

A new season of #RHONJ means new taglines for the Housebears. This week, Hunter really, really, really wants to comfort Frank while he's feeling detached from Dolores. Papa the Bear thinks the cast needs more time between filming the reunion and starting the new season. We're both getting tongue tied on the names of the newbies. This premiere episode had New Friends with the Same Jersey , which me...

It's the end of season 3 of #RHOSLC and we're already looking forward to season 4. This week, Hunter gives whole new meaning to the term "Turtle Time."  Papa the Bear wonders where Heather's producers are. We both know two bears that might be Seth's perfect replacement for Brett Favre.  Join us for a light-hearted recap on a heavy-hearted season.

After a week off, we're finally getting out of our K-hole to recap this week's #RHOSLC Reunion: Part 1. This week, Hunter wonders which gays are talking to the ladies of Salt Lake City. Papa the Bear has Madonna Fever. We're both ready to stream Lisa's Christmas EP. We might already be looking ahead to the husbands coming next week, but stop and smell the Roses with us for part 1.

We're going to talk about the Trials and Tribulations in this week's season finale, but not the trials and tribulations that you thiiiiiink. This week, Hunter longs for a World According to Lisa Barlow. Papa the Bear is on his own healing journey with some season finale PTSD. We both are reflective on a life changing season. You think you know what was happening at Heather's Book Cover Reveal part...

This week's #RHOSLC episode recap might be full of Unfashionable BEARhavior , but we "don't want to talk about it."

We're not telling you a White Lie when we say that we have solved the case of Who Gave Heather the Black Eye.  This week, Hunter has one photo in his hands. This photo represents the woman who is still in the running to become America's Next Top Model.  Papa the Bear is excited to become a shirt.  We both agree with Heather that charcuterie is no longer cutting it.  We're as confused as Angie K tr...

IT'S OUR 100TH EPISODE!!! and what better way to celebrate than with the ladies of Live Love Lab?  This week, we take a trip to the mothership, Beauty Lab + Laser, and have a Dreather Hardenwood reunion.  We talk with Heather about the release of her book Bad Mormon .  Dre catches us up to speed on the second Beauty Lab location.  We also share our love for choir and our vision...

You won't flip-flop on our non-toxic take on this week's High Stakes and Friendship Breaks . This week, Hunter is suspicious about how World Famous this Coastal Cuisine actually is.  Papa the Bear is confident about Whitney's core strength. We both think Lisa has made analogies work in a Housewives world. This week's recap is meatier than a charcuterie board in Salt Lake City; you don't want...

Jen Shah isn't the only one throwing High Heels on the High Seas . This week, we have Hunter throwing high heels out of the Hot C. Papa the Bear brings it back to stuffed grape leaves. We have a huge announcement about our upcoming 100th episode. Hide your husbands and get out your Clorox Wipes; the Fun Police are here!