The Real HouseBears Podcast

It's good to be covering The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again, and we're thrilled to offer our opinions on The Real Housewives of Potomac for the first time in a Real Housebears Podcast episode. In this week's Bear Den Drama, Hunter thinks that Dorit from #RHOBH is giving Sandy in Grease. Papa the Bear gives Stacey from #RHOP one of his Honeypot Moments of the Week. We also rate...

We did a dance with the devil and are finally able to get out our thoughts on the #RHOSLC Reunion Part 3. In this week's Bear Den Drama , Britani gets Hunter so worked up that he's bringing out adult toys. In the HoneyPot , Papa the Bear likes how Angie K embraces her religion. We both rate how many Claws Out the women have for all 3 parts of the reunion.

Two episodes in one week, as promised! This week in the Bear Den Drama, Hunter still isn't quite sure what Angie K and Meredith were mad about in the first place, and Papa the Bear appreciates Bronwyn's linguistics. Both of us have Todd in our Honey Pot. Papa the Bear gets stumped in Paw-sitive ID, and we rate the SLC husbands in this week's Claw's Out.

The Housebears are out of hibernation! It's a new year and a new us. Gather in the den with us as we cover the top stories and conflicts of the #RHOSLC reunion episode 1 in Bear Den Drama . Have a taste of our favorite moments of the week in a new segment we call The Honey Pot . Can you identify who said it in our game Paw-sitive ID ? The Housebears are back and the Claws are Out !

It's Papa the Bear's birthday! We're celebrating in Las Vegas and FINALLY found reliable internet to upload our episode. Enjoy our raw recap of the Desert and the Deserted.

Our newly-discovered sound effects aren't the only things these Huzzbands are playing with this week. Hunter is still yelling at our producer, James...or is it Chris? Papa the Bear wants to get the choir back together so Britani can sing in it. We both think that Costco rotisserie chicken is so bussing that it can save MomTok. Join us this week as... oh wait! Did we mention that Papa the Bear's bi...

We're covering Angie K and Hot Shawn's Mafia Wives and Bad Vibes 25th wedding anniversary on our 4th wedding anniversary. Two episodes in one day is our present to you. Now, where are our presents? This week, Hunter has a diagnosis for Jack. Papa the Bear thinks Lisa needs a technology upgrade. We both need a patent for our cry-angle design. Hang up your landline phone and spend your Halloween wit...

Just like Whitney Drew and Her Clues, The Real Housebears bring you the investigative journalism that you have always counted on. This week, Hunter reveals our secret identity. Papa the Bear thinks Britani has a lovely singing voice. We both think that Bronwyn seems like a seasoned Housewife. Wipe the mud off your face, and enjoy our wedding anniversary recap.

It doesn't take an Epiphany to understand why a sprinter van is the most dangerous place to be if you're on the #RHOSLC cast. This week, Hunter wants you to tell him about 8-track tapes and a time before seatbelts were law. Papa the Bear refuses tepid water. We both have evidence that a certain #RHONY offspring is having sex. Pour a mug of Miller High Life and check out The Real Housebears, the Ch...

Basketballs, Bobbleheads, Brow Girl, and Bears...Oh, my! This week, Hunter thinks he might start using tampons when he travels. Papa the Bear brings out a new impersonation. We would both rather drive to Provo than walk The Salty Mile at the SLC Airport. You might not get true investigative journalism, but if you want two guys talking about Hot Shawn in tight pants, we've got a podcast for you!

We're so excited about the return of the ladies from New York City that we're close to busting our Guggenhymen. This week, Hunter wants your dad to send him an email. Papa the Bear is giving away production secrets. We both wonder if #MomTok will survive Brynn and Ubah's fight. Tune in this week for our #RHOSLC and #RHONY recaps and to find out which Housewife has perfect nipple placement.

There's no place like home! #RHOSLC is back for season 5 and nothing makes us happier than talking about our favorite ladies of Bravo. This week, Hunter has a Freudian slip and connects with Bronwyn over their love for older men. Papa the Bear can't help looking below the waist. For once, we find something that we just can't agree on. We don't know if #MomTok can survive if you don...

Bravo meets A&E. We had the greatest pleasure to interview the star of 60 Days In and Housewives Superfan, Nina Palmer. It was like chatting with an old friend catching up on her life, her Faith, and her experience on 60 Days In. We also play a really fun game of "Which Housewife Would You Rather?" Join us in Gen Pop and catch our interview with our new best friend.

While we are counting down the days until the #RHOSLC premiere, we’re recounting our favorite moments on Bravo in the meantime. This week, Hunter does not like polish on men's toes. Papa the Bear thinks that Emily and Gina should work on their communication skills. We're both alARMed by one of Tamra's confessional looks. Put on your favorite cat themed outfit and check out our favorite moments fro...

We have so many things that we want to talk about, but we'll try not to go Off the Rails. This week, Hunter is still surprised by how vicious Tamra from #RHOC can be. Papa the Bear thinks you're missing out on #RHODubai. We're both celebrating the release of the #RHOSLC trailer. Don't be a pigeon; soar with the Housebears.

When All Is Said and Done , we decided it was more important to release a new episode rather than delaying our release for editing. This week, the HouseBears are in separate cities, so we're coming at you raw and unedited. Please be gentle.

Despite the warnings, you can Trial This At Home with the Housebears. This week, Hunter wants you to look at him. Papa the Bear is getting it on a Wednesday. We both want a certain cast member to keep her mouth closed. Join us for this week's #RHONJ recap. Everyone's invited to our Guys' Night.

You know it's a Sleep Over with One Eye Open when Abigail Elizabeth Kissentell is reading your kiss. This week, after weeks of pondering Hunter finally learns why Teresa hates Margaret so much. Papa the Bear has a girl crush on Jenn Fessler. We both want to get our prostate milked. Get comfy in your Namaste B$tches sweatshirt and get freaky like a band kid with us as we recap this week's e...

We enjoyed this week's RHONJ so much that the Housebears are excited to give you several inner pieces of our mind. This week, Hunter returns from the Bear World Magazine Awards in Massachusetts. Papa the Bear wants to walk in a mall fashion show. We're both confused by the Namaste B$tches logo. Forgive us for coming out a few days late, just like Teresa was able to forgive God.

The one thing we learned from this week's episode of #RHONJ is that it is crappy Behind Frenemy Lines. This week, we understand how Hunter is just like Dolores. Papa the Bear is more satisfied with episode titles. We both talk about the moments that we regret missing because we turned our head, like Teresa did at the Tulum party. Call in (or call out) and take some time to listen to this week&...

If Luis can give John Fuda 20 seconds of his time, maybe you can give us an hour this week as we recap episodes 7 and 8 of #RHONJ. This week, Hunter is a Cheesasaurus. Papa the Bear is convinced Dubai's Sergio is in New Jersey. We both are begging you to help us solve an important mystery. Pour a Gorga Spritz and join us, or else Hunter will use his Valentina pouty face.

We're back from the Glitz & Blitz of our travel and ready to catch up on all of the #RHONJ Margs & Marriages. This week, Hunter refuses to talk about anyone's esophagus. Papa the Bear wonders who is naming these episodes. We're both trying to decide which wolf we're going to release during the episode. Don't be bougie; catch up with The Real Housebears.

It's our 150th episode! The devil has been trying to keep us away, but we are in a League of the Devil's Worst Enemy . This week, Hunter is trying to evade love attacks. Papa the Bear thinks you should keep "dorters" out of the drama. We're both convinced that Jenn Fessler should be a fulltime Housewife. If you're tired of the tug-of-war, lay down your rope and listen to...

If we're Shore-ing Up Sides, the Real Housebears are always on whatever side Frank is on. This week, Hunter may or may not have Traitors casting news. Papa the Bear thinks you should keep your muffin to yourself. We both clear up how much we have respect for the #RHONJ OG. Don't be a fun-sucker; have fun with us as we recap episode 3 of this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

The Icing on the Brain Cake is a few audio issues this week, but we're here, we're queer, and we're recording this podcast. This week Hunter thinks that one of the husbands is Evil Ken. Papa the Bear breaks his straight guy reality tv rule. We both debate Brain Party vs Mocking God Party. Put down your pickleball paddle and tune in to this week's episode.