The Real HouseBears Podcast

In honor of Nono's "Memorial Mayhem" there's real mayhem in the Hot Closet this week.  Hunter's wildest fantasies are realized when he started a real relationship with Frank.  Papa the Bear makes a plan for the afterlife.  We both simultaneously crack the code on Teresa's tagline.  It's all pineapple and lemon from here!

"Old Feuds Never Die," just like Hunter's love for Frank. This week we address the recent Housewives news in Salt Lake City.  In New Jersey, Papa the Bear is offended by the cheese abuse.  We both are scarred from the image of Melissa getting in Teresa's face.  Did we mention how much Hunter loves Frank?  This is another week of us cracking each other up.  Come have a laug...

We're BAAAACK!!!  We've been gone celebrating Hunter's birthday and collecting Housewives fur.  This week we're making up for lost time!  We have two New Jersey episodes to cover while we still try to have enough time for Hunter to share his undying lust for Frank.  Papa the Bear sheds light on what it means to be a female Gorga by blood.  We missed you while we were gone....

There will not be a new episode of The Real Housebears Podcast this week.  We will return next week and recap both episodes 5 and 6 of Season 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  In the meantime, check out our fun interview with The Real Housewives of Reality podcast.  This was previously posted by The Real Housewives of Reality podcast last month.  If you missed it there,...

What was "Redone and Rewound" this week was the storyline for season 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey , but we are absolutely ok with that!  Hunter would most prefer that this episode was about his birthday (coming up this week, in case you didn't hear).  Papa the Bear admires Teresa's backside.  We both toast to Jackie's toasts.  We can think of tens of thousands of rea...

The Real Housebears are "Guys Gone Wild" recapping this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey .  Hunter and Papa the Bear evaluate this season's taglines.  We find out in this episode that we've all been punk'd for the past few months by those pesky Bravo editors.  Teresa delivers one of Papa the Bear's favorite Teresa moments.  You know Hunter loves any episode t...

Saying goodbye to the inaugural season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deserves a super-sized episode.  This week we wrap up the incredible first season of RHOSLC.  We're not saying "goodbye"; we're saying "see you soon"!  We also discuss our dream All-Star Housewives casts, and follow the ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey to Lake George.  Tune in as we talk...

It's the Season 11 premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the Season 2 premiere of The Real Housebears Podcast !  We're still covering The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion while diving into the institution that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey.   Hunter discovers the path from Teresa Guidice to Jen Shah.  Papa the Bear feels conflicted about the fate of sever...

You might have heard the Real Housebears on the Beauty Lab + Laser podcast Live Love Lab with Dre and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's Heather Gay.  Well, you haven't heard The Housebears Cut.  Listen to additional footage including Papa the Bear and Heather Gay reenacting the entire script and score of Grease 2 while Dre and Hunter hold each other and laugh.  Hunter discusse...

Cure your Valentine's Day hangover with The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City finale!  This is our final episode before moving to a new city, but there is still plenty to say about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion.  Mary M Cosby wakes up, but there's no way she can keep up with Lisa Barlow.  Heather Gay gives some of the best lines of the season.  There are also pl...

This was a super sized finale, so we're giving you a super sized episode of The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City.  This week we found that there are no "Chilly Receptions" at Beauty Lab + Laser, but it's actually a place where dreams come true.  You're not going to believe what a wild week this has been!  Join us as we wrap up what we think has been one of the greatest first season...

Better late than never! Trust us when we say that it has been killing us to talk about these "Sinners in the City"!  This week we talk about why episode 12 is up there in the Pantheon of greatest Housewives episodes of all time.  We try to get to the bottom of Jen Shah's anger.  Hunter experiences a fashion moment.  We also share a big announcement about the future of the House...

Surprise!  Your bears came early this week!  We're really embracing this week's episode title "All Bets Are Off."  This is our favorite episode to date!  Not only because of what the ladies of The Great Salt Lake are bringing us, but also because we had the most fun being together and talking about this week's episode.  Find out which celebrity BFF's remind Papa the Bear o...

Who would you say is "In Hot Water" this week?  Hunter gives insight to what Jen Shah is going through with his own personal experience.  Papa the Bear shares his hot springs trauma.  We finally reveal the exciting news that we've been teasing for the past few weeks.  Join us this week for neglected lips, menacing tumbleweeds, and a whole lot more!

This week is called "Hip Hop and Heartbreak", but we're not heartbroken at all about this week's wild episode!  Hunter finds common ground with Brooks.  Whitney gives Papa the Bear the Housewives gift he's always wanted.  We also decide on the official drinking rules of the show.  Tune in this week as we discuss dance moves, penguin armies, and so much more!

Our "Hot Tub Confession" is that we really miss Mary this week.  Find out of which boss Lisa reminds us, and how she has impacted our lives in a positive way.  Jen seems a bit less bossy when Coach Shah is around.  We are both moved by Meredith and Seth's reconciliation, but aren't buying Whitney's dad's plea to leave Sober Living.  Heather Gay once again proves why she is our...

There might be a "Fashion Faux Pax" moment or two in this episode, but there are also plenty of fun times and memorable scenes. Hunter gets one final word (hopefully) on Brooks. Papa the Bear has no negative words about Mary's wig (for once).  We get Park City Fashion Week, Goals, Stripper Poles, Chewbacca, and Meatballs!  We really cracked each other up this week.  Laugh with us!

"Sundance City" was a bit different, so we have a lot to talk about!  Mary dances up to Jen to end the drama.  Heather gets a hot hookup.  We get more time with Stuart.  Lisa is the Queen of Sundance.  Hunter still doesn't know which one is Lisa and which one is Meredith.  There's even a Vanderpump Rules crossover.  We had a lot of fun watching and even more fun...

We get to finish talking about the "Ladies Who Lunch" at the Met Gala Cocktail Luncheon in episode 5 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  Find out this week how Hunter finally fell in love with Lisa.  We also discuss how we feel about Meredith falling out of love with Seth.  Papa the Bear loves Whitney's dedication to her dad, but loves her brand of shade even more.  Join...

We have "Roaring Emotions" about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!  Why is Jen acting so strongly towards Meredith and Mary, "who f***ed her grandfather"?  How can the Met Gala happen at noon in Salt Lake City?  How can we get our hands on lollipop chicken drumsticks?  Join us as we answer these questions and more on The Real Housebears of Salt Lake...

We're back home in Salt Lake City!  We agree with Heather Gay that "Everybody Needs A Switzerland," but what we're really focused on is that There's Something About Mary .  We have a lot of opinions about Mary (and her wig).  Hunter needs to get something off his chest; that something is Brooks.  Papa the Bear is trying to turn a new leaf.  Join us as we recap and share ou...

"A Snow Mountain of Trouble" and a snow mountain to unpack!  It's our last week in Cabo for our honeymoon, but the ladies from Salt Lake City make us feel like we're home.  We recap skiing, tequila, and more drama from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City , episode 2. 

Welcome to our first episode!  We were so excited when the Housewives came to our home town that we just had to talk about it!  Need to catch up before episode 2?  Listen as we recap the first episode of Season 1.