The Phlegm Cat Podcast

The Artist wants his string to reach your can. Mex then discusses the rivalry between Rancors and Balrogs. We meet the son of Jeff and ask "What's wrong with Willie?"

Mex doesn't think you should spin logic. The Artist then discusses the complexity of heroic battle guys, gluttonous masses and Deliverance, banjo-playing lips.

The Artist realizes he's beige. Mex then discovers he hates cartoon fescue, discovers The Disco Raptor and enjoys a kick-ass dwarf fight. 

The dang Huckleberry claims Sauron had a butler. Mex mourns his father being stepped on by a Mûmakil. The Artist then discusses a weird, little meat bastard and the ebony and ivory of Dougs.

Your Huckleberry addresses his eleventy-hundred guitars. The Artist then must deal with a puzzle of song, why he can't get into a dog brain and the fact that you got to get the whippy.

Mex gets all teachy on the subject of David Crosby's genius. The Artist then vows to learn stuff and sleep, be up near the snoot and prevent people from getting their goo all intertwined.

The artist ponders the possibility that God hates losers. Your Huckleberry then comes to grip with floppy socks, his hatred of the power ballad and the realization that dogs can get a GED.

Mex avoids Facebook jail once again. The Artist then must deal with Tua Toblerone, the future of injuries and locating your girth.

Season 4 of The Phlegm Cat Podcast begins with a tale of fescue. The Artist then reveals the best gifts of Christmas, a knock-off brand of Shih Tzu and how to turn up The Montgomery.

The 3rd season of The Phlegm Cat Podcast comes to an end. The Artist reveals the contents of the cutting room floor of the Christmas Show. We then learn that Kippy The Elf is a narc, The Boy has a radar for ruckuses and beware of Old Baggy Khaki Guy.

Recorded live at the Molar Auditorium at The DuPage College of Dentistry, The Artist welcomes many guests. There are holiday musical performances by DoomSphincter, The Sh*t Brigade, and Mex's dog Rogue. The Huckleberry even finds time to talk to Zombie Elvis. This special also includes many holiday favorites from years gone by. I hope you love it.

Mex gets profiled in a mansion. The Huckleberry must then deal with Slappy Salamander™, Christmas songs and a manageable number of Crazy Bears™.

The Artist learns he sent his son to fancy college to talk about Evel Knievel. Your Huckleberry then must deal with chickens in pants, not knowing anything about screws and getting sad as that one mouse.

The Huckleberry wonders about pedophiles in Peanutland. The Artist then proclaims three things he will never do: Get cast as Fonzie, compromise his digits and deliver a cow baby.

The Artist discusses The Good, The Bad, The Odd and The Ugly of the Thanksgivings of yore. Mex then humiliates the elderly, hates Bob Barker and we meet The Shuffling Capo.

The Artist is back from Fancy Book College. Mex then reveals what is NOT snort-worthy, has a Goodfella dinner and plays The Executive.

The Artist gives free air time to two deserving candidates. Your Huckleberry then reminisces about a corny halloween party and his time spent as Zorro. DoomSphincter also pays a visit to Mex Park. Ew.

Your Huckleberry describes the mania of his youth. The artist then reveals why he hates middle school science teachers, mean bandmates and the condition of his girly hands.

The Artist senses a change in the seasons. Mex must then manage his You Tube head. He then has to deal with scary nocturnal beasties, the fragility of the elderly and a guy with an enormous cow head.

Your Huckleberry makes it outta Sin City alive. Mex's inner pirate surfaces by the hotel pool and meets Baby Hulk. The Artist then has to deal with new edibles, a Missus gone wild and an ocean of infinite nothing.

Your Huckleberry ventures to Sin City. Mex's childhood nickname gets one of his boys in trouble. The Artist then recalls a time when he had to run a gauntlet of old, angry Mexicans.

The Artist may suck at fantasy football, but he's still laughing. Mex must then not drop Rogue, listen to The Floyds and be pulled in two different directions by SGT Barnes and SGT Elias.

The Artist marvels at wee little footses. Your Huckleberry then must endure weird brother stuff, the oddities of the elderly and the monkey roll.

The Artist returns from the gooch of America. Your Huckleberry then deals with a Jeffrey, a wake photographer and a goose in the fairway.

The Artist claims his royal title is Prince of Stomach Linings. Mex then deals with a death in the family(again), a creepy savior and the celebratory post-show doobie.