The Phlegm Cat Podcast

David denounces the use of Ai to mourn a Chicago legend. Your Huckleberry loves him a plague, especially if Patrick Star is involved. The Artist then casts himself as "Bob" in a community theater production of La Bamba. Mex wonders how many Don Knotts references he can fit in one episode.

The Huckleberry must say goodbye to his best gecko friend, Miss Buster. Mex puts 9/11 documentaries on a spectrum. The Artist does his best Mohamed Atta impression as he picks insects off his friend's breakfast.

Your Huckleberry and Hawk enjoy a violence-free dinner.  Mex discusses the frozen legacy of a guy named "Carbone". The Artist praises Richard Simmons, Polk Salad Annie and anyone brave enough to join Stick Nation.

Your Huckleberry actually IS The Huckleberry on the links. Mex doesn't slay Goliath, he just hurts his feelings real, real bad. The Artist then gets put into solitary for his next golf trip. Thing's do look up when Mexy's Birdland gets a visit from The Shire.

Your Huckleberry almost forgot the thing we ain't supposed to forget. A trip to some Druid megaliths makes The Artist wanna quit golf. Mex misses out on his chance to join a bowling league and we all learn to hate Doug Powers. 

The Mexican ventures to the volunteer state to get all sweaty. Your Huckleberry is once again almost killed on the links. The Artist sees SWAT as a futbol asset, while others run from Hulk. Never let a 100-year-old guy head a soccer ball.

The Artist has many decrees to get off his chest. Toga Pete almost runs over Mex like a Tsarnaev brother. Mex wants diversity in his pastimes. We learn the horror of the letter "Q" and never get a check up from Dr Quencher.

Mex brings you only the best tales of A Christmas Story. Some movie star is stealing Your Huckleberry's Bowie thunder. The Artist hopes he don't have to hand out a Carlo Rizzi beatdown and... Can David keep up with Jesus & Liam?

Mex mourns the passing of Miss Shields. The Artist longs for the days of tolerable golf, softball and bowling shirts. Your Huckleberry is amazed at two things: a 101-year-old soccer phenom and the dancing ability of Kim Basinger.

Because The Huckleberry isn't shomer shabbos, he can roll on Saturdays. Mex battles his 10-year-old cousin for air hockey supremacy. The Newlyweds are back in town and getting used to being mortal again. The Artist almost loses his monkey stick but gets it back because he's bilingual.

Your Huckleberry walks his beloved daughter down the aisle. Festivities ensued and nobody got beat up. Good deal for erbody.

Mex's tuxedo arrives in a cardboard briefcase. The jacket arrives with a Talking Heads vibe. Your Huckleberry misses The World Cup but admits he'd rather befoul famous photographs with a chubby, wannabe king. A week before the big wedding and The Artist is getting all sentimental.

Your Huckleberry gets some new shoes. The Artist ventures out into an air quality holocaust but remains a Jaunty Leo. Mex decides the best place for golf knowledge is The Mirkwood Forest.

Mex tries Brazilian meat stabbing, and enjoys it. The Artist can't decide if it is wedding stress or a parasite tearing his insides out. Your Huckleberry almost dies doing what he loves: spinning in Thailand.

The Huckleberry is super into The World Cup. Mex goes through his list of things to improve the game, including hazardous surfaces. More nonsense to deal with with The Artist's daughter's wedding. We learn about Mex's buddy Butchy and the glory of private jet crashes.

The Artist's references are as hip as Red Buttons. Mex embraces The World Cup but thinks Mbappé needs a better album. Your Huckleberry may be wanted for murder in dreamland.

Your favorite neighborhood renaissance man decides that he is now a master chef. The Artist then meets a guy named Vincenzo who knows a crap-ton about tomatoes. Your Huckleberry is now fully immersed in the World Cup. This includes criticisms of spaghetti and conga line warm-ups.

Mex loves when a girl shuts up Rush fans. We get to the bottom of the missing golf ball. Walter Cronkite cries like a baby, as The Artist returns to air disasters and thinks World Cup soccer players all make the Lee Harvey Oswald shot face.

Mex survives his daughter's bridal shower. The Artist gets rid of the grand wizard out front. The Huckleberry is slowly descending into madness as the wedding draws near. Mario and Luigi cheer him up on the golf course, but convince him later to get tested for possible brain damage.

The Artist has had a very stressful week. He had to deal with: The Wrecking Crew, The Monkees, Keanu's bass playing, The White House, bridal showers and family boxing night.

Mex sees a doctor festival. The Artist thinks Prince may be talented- not sure. Your Huckleberry then tries to break The Zodiac Killer's code and ciphers by pretending he doesn't care.

The Artist now knows a real-life doctor. Mex reminisces about his old, boring dinosaur books, plays with his Fonzie doll and learns that personality, not accomplishments make for a primo serial killer.

The Artist pays his respects to a fellow dandy. We hear the hit song "Funeral Girl". David has met new glorious birds. Mex was scared by a dinosaur AND Morgan Freeman. "The A**hole of 9/11" will be Your Huckleberry's new documentary project.

Mex realizes the Secret Service learned their trade from The Holy Grail castle guards. The Orange Dope ruins The Artist's love of assassination yarns. Your Huckleberry remembers a hero and also honors his Uncle who inspired The Kid's dandyness.

The Artist regrets his weed usage. Your Huckleberry tries watching TV only to find out that 2 crappy presidents are enough and time portals suck. Mex inquires about Bigfeets and their many incarnations.