The Phlegm Cat Podcast

The Artist spouts vibrant airs about himself.  Your Huckleberry then calls out: The ones known for knife fights, mocking giggles and people who forget Lance the Pygmy™

The Mexican is happy that Thor will be there. The Artist is just mad at sticks, sweaty-ass head scalp skin and decides to go full Mex jacket.

The Huckleberry loves whipping out a giant, spectacular skull. The Artist then declares ethereal beings are near, solves the mystery of the fibers and introduces us to the jabber-jaw mumbler guy.

Mex wishes he had a flesh shirt. The Artist then frog slaps a golfer, orders a necklace of ears and fills his enemies with a bunch of funky organisms.

Mex wants to know why your grandpa is on the album cover. The Huckleberry then unleashes the keys to good golf: Stay away from the skin cheeks, lay it in the fabric crack and aim at the cholos, foo.

The Huckleberry finds a place chock-full of tarps. Mex vows to never kick a baby and continues to praise Screamin' Stickerface and Pumpkin Ball.

Mex decides to turn up the sexy. The Artist then debuts The Hoochie, King BumbleSlug and some quality-modeled bottoms.

The Huckleberry laments the stupidity of his loins. Mex then decides he need to practice his colors, wants to hear more about your make-believe universe and realizes science doesn't care that Cow Head isn't a girl.

The Mexican is NOT baring toes for anybody. Your Huckleberry then laughs at murder, hangs with Alternative Lifestyle Reggie and admires The Sleepy Generation.

Mex thinks most of us are imaginary. The Artist then shares his adventures in Colorado, where he invented a cholo app, a toddler bomb and a trampoline bar.

Mex's drawing could be a dragon, could be a chupacabra. The Artist is sympathetic to the needs of Sluggo, thinks purposes are stupid and plans on bringing Duke's Demon to the masses.

Your Huckleberry must deal with brain flakes. The Artist then decides he'll get up early only if there's anarchy. Mex then introduces the world to the Robin Hood of bacon and makes sure we always stretch before Lava Monster.

Mex wonders if you've ever had a mystery. The Huckleberry must then visit Sphincter Village, run from Fin Fang Foom and check out Mr. Splashy.

The Artist claims everybody's had a boo-boo. Mex declares there are three things you never want to do: Meet Satan's mean uncle, wrestle Tony Accardo or be a big grandpa jerk.

Mex realizes everything he owns is silly. The Artist then gets fruit on his knee, looks for taupe, and can't drive without a head.

The dang Huckleberry gives thanks to The Magical Owl. The Artist then discusses his multiple head concerns, being old in Rivendell and the dislike of permanent goo.

Mex sings  "A long time ago, in Beth"... The Artist then introduces erbody to Lucas Babyhands, Stumpy Greg and a guy with sculpted, evil sideburns.

The Artist returns from the land of random loose dudes. Mex must then deal with butt crack shorts, fake cattle and Chico and The Man.

Mex can relax because it's only regular fat guy wheeze. The Artist demands you respect the dandy. We look for Dimitri's feet and we meet Happy Sam and the Flappy Twins.

Mex arises from the ashes of suck. The Artist has nothing against sloths. The Huckleberry says you wish you knew a necromancer, but all you know are sages and wizards.

Mex wants to stay away from cartoon agua. The Artist then must deal with losing his ritmo, his need to find a wizard and Fatty Rogue getting all wobbly. STAY AWAY FROM SWEDEN!

The Huckleberry must shout "VIVA EL PRESIDENTE!!!!". Mex then coaches the ugly kids, sees Chilly Willy on his ceiling and awakens to demonic pig eyes.

Did you know Mex is not a boot connoisseur? The Huckleberry then apologizes for his polenta joke, does a quality Kurtz and warns us of under-the-bridge pee whiff.

The Artist just wants César to chase his dream. Mex defeats Ku Klux Kelly after drinking a beverage that smells like alcohol, grapes and feet.

The dang Huckleberry don't wanna eat no snakes. Mex then learns The Missus ain't no power wizard, who owns the Holy Hula Hoop and who brought Monster-speak to an art school.