The Phlegm Cat Podcast

 The Artist almost gets his giblets jostled. Your Huckleberry throws his passport out and really likes dragons. Mex also wonders who lip-syncs drums?

The Artist must defeat The Minnesota Bamboozler. Mex wants you to get a load of his hump, foo. Your Huckleberry was also funky, crooked and reached euphoric spazzery.

The Mexican mourns the passing of the infamous Rogue. Her legacy is remembered through stories of chasing gophers, getting in gang fights and biting evil doers.

Mex had them dudes barkin' like crazy businessmen. The Artist then declares that Plastic Betty ain't no joke. The Huckleberry prefers when women have their head attached and knows somebody more worthless than Aquaman.

The Mexican loves a good statue disco party. Your Huckleberry wonders if he should get the porridge, even though he has the eye of the tiger and the breath of a lizard.

Mex produces happy doos for everyone. Your Huckleberry loses our wizard again, CFIT accidents are his jam and we get to meet Mabel Applebottom

The Mex starts season 5 by embracing the grampa. The Huckleberry must then deal with a tower of meat, Harley Bottomcheeks and getting clogged with waspy wax.

Your Huckleberry ends season 4 by confessing to getting a humor chubby. Mex asks the question: What would make a bullfighter jive-ass? Mex hopes you got Dead Bird Relay Race and a Crackhead Paul doll for Christmas.

Please join the gang's holiday production of The Nativity. We learn lots of biblical nuggets, like Jesus' original name, which was originally gonna be "Spyda".  Feliz Blahbee Blah!!!!

Your Huckleberry has had some bone stuff. Mex never cooked a shirt for dinner. Mex also thinks there's nothing worse than gum scars and hates looking at a guy's husk.

The Mexican just wants his face back. Your Huckleberry needs to get a zero iron because it's not windy and downhill inside . This comes in handy if U have toddler arms.

The aftermath of the 40 Year Old Boy's visit brings gyro redemption. The Artist then deals with Chucky the Pork Boy, onion sweats and the 12-string glockenspiel.

The 40 Year Old Boy pays a visit to Mexy Park. The boys determine that pork has a short window, they enjoy Eruzione soup gossip and they know that Ted Williams killed Greece.

Mex contemplates the existence of ceiling rejuvenation surgery. The Artist then discusses freaky naked puzzle love, lumpy grass and bulbous earth.

Mex just wants to get to Gacy. The Artist then hails BoomPhat, sings assassination carols and wants to know if your rear-thrusters are deployed.

Mex wants to know who took his dots. The Artist wants to help homeless rocks, realizes that all his weathermen are dead and didn't even have robots next to him.

Mex sure likes them Segovia dudes. Your Huckleberry then declares that the youth are dumb and nobody likes cowboy movies. Great, here come the Bette Midler memes.

Mex is back from his meeting with Bernardo The Cheese Man. The Artist decides that goo does indeed rhyme with "goo". Mex has been in his fair share of gazebos and knows what part of Snags looks like the firefighter Muppet.

Mex wonders if Walmart has an airline. The Artist remembers when it was 9 for a whole month, doesn't want to be naked in Vietnam and ponders biblical underpants.

Your Huckleberry knows his skin color is on the spectrum. We then hear that Mex's week was full of melancholy thinks, weed & puzzles.

Mex wants to know why you're bald and pink. The Huckleberry then enters a Rain Man contest, finds out it's open season on whackadoos and encounters The Golden Girls of Golfing Girth.

This episode is filled with confusement and duress. The Artist has met d*ckhead plumbers, faced peaceful hippie horses and padded slappy poles.

Mex informs everyone about the shifty ways of parrots. The Artist then throws a fiery, bomb nut-punch, sees a magical fiendish cloud and discovers the gongs have fallen.

Your Huckleberry admits he has bad pew-pews. The Artist then takes 'erbody to Side Boob Central, tries to cover naughty parts and shows you what he looks like without a neck.

Your Huckleberry wants you to check out his head because it may be liquidy. Mex celebrates the birth of a rubber hand and decides you're gonna need a plethora of mites.