The Phlegm Cat Podcast

The Artist turns over the heavily guarded Hernandi cookbook. Your Huckleberry then encounters some Karens, pulls at the heartstrings of a bouncer and confesses his involvement  with large portions of lard.

Your Huckleberry yet again does battle with The Grim Reaper. The Artist then remembers a bully, golfs with his cousin Gort and realizes how much the elderly suck.

The Artist gets back from dropping his boy off at fancy book college. Your Huckleberry then gets a dose of fake news, meets a chick named Sweet Rolls and eats at the Chuck Bucket.

The Huckleberry mourns the loss of one of his earliest pants breakers. The Artist then loses his links cherry, wonders about horse formal wear and overcomes a plethora of moany.

The Artist recounts his role as older brother. The Huckleberry then regales us with his vast knowledge of Chicano acrobatics, The ways of the stuntman and how to deal with a spoiled, chubby little Ewok.

The Artist gets to the bottom of speech impediments. Your Huckleberry admits his sleep medicine taste like an outfield. He then remembers the day he created a sport that will take over the nation.

The Artist discovers a never-ending oil. Your Huckleberry then meets Señor Flex, hangs with a little chubby kid and fabricates a weapon of mass destruction using a Nerf soccer ball.

The Artist attempts to learn to do new stuff. Your Huckleberry tells the tale of this new hobby and gets all apexy, knocks over some peppers and whips out his Sasquatch.

The Artist went outside. Mex ventured to many lands and returns with adventurous tales of hot dogs, funky cities and Bill Haley's swim trunks.

The Artist jumps back into his favorite pastime only to be hassled by a bamboozler. Mex then shows you how tough he is and shows you how dumb he is... All with the same story.

Mex is forced to deal with current events. Your Huckleberry then spins yarns about being dizzy, floating to Fiji and dominating yet another sport.

Mex learns that Covid changes a man. The Artist then discusses the need for special pants, the magnum opus and the contents of your dumper.

Your Huckleberry finally succumbs to The Plague. Mex then spins yarns about corporate celebrations, a giant game of Jenga and the realization that The Missus leads a dual life.

Your Huckleberry ain't the funniest Hernandi anymore. The Artist then spoils his daughter, breaks a monkey, then starts dealing weed to the elderly.

Mex's tales of childhood cruelty to toys is continued as he speaks of befouling the great Evel Knievel. The Huckleberry then breaks down his plan for the comeback of the lawn jart.

A very special Phlegm Cat finds The Artist in a melancholy mood...and yet... Mex reveals the origin of Sweet Lou, that time he coached a football team consisting of 8" tall superheroes and the time The Missus caught him in a very embarrassing outfit...

The Artist should have been born in Canada. Your Huckleberry then wraps up Mother's Day, tries to feed Sluggo and stabs Riff.

Your Huckleberry weaves his way through the intricacies  of the Chicago accent. We then learn that Mex has a new nickname, his package is thick and he can't scare anyone with his head.

Some folks may actually enjoy Mex. Your Huckleberry then must entertain a sports legend and gather the weirdos to become triumphant...all while Fake Prince does the splits on the infield dirt of a baseball field.

Mex answers listeners' questions. Your Huckleberry then gets all weird about: The trial of the century, his scrap with Maverick, and atheists in foxholes.

Mex hears from a evil doer who hates his artwork. Your Huckleberry then asks the eternal question: What the hell is the Easter Bunny?

Joe, who own da Chiefs? OWNS. OWNS! Your Huckleberry curbs his intake of the weed, gets smaller and vows to keep being silly.

Your Huckleberry observes the aftermath of Slapgate. Mex tries to understand the "why", while disagreeing with the "what". That's deep, bros.

Mex is back from AZ with tales to tell. Mex learns a heckin app, finds out how bad-ass Mike's mom really was and The Boy gets made.

Mex feels for his Bluto. Your Huckleberry then plans for an Arizona Summit, the violent debate over spray cheese, Badfinger songs and an edible arriving a little too soon.