The Movie Patrol

Comedy EN ↓ 208 episodes

Making fun of movies, good and bad. Come join Steve, Dave, Sean and sometimes a guest as we laugh our way through movie nonsense with made up alternate scenes and raw keywords.

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#133 Cowboys vs Dinosaurs 2nd look (2015) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane 25.04.2023 2:13:20

Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane take a 2nd look at this gem and learn about subterranean dinosaurs, young babes dating elderly dudes, Rambo trying to get a ranch job, Duane dates the sheriff's grandma, Dan Simmons union rep, Rambo plays it straight, Sean's Twiki costume and more.

#132 Rocky IV (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean 11.04.2023 1:43:34

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about cold war boxing, John J. Rambo-Balboa talks to the kid, Dave's failed tech projects, Southern Sean runs a Soviet B&B, Apollo wants Rocky's help, Rocky's unity speech after the fight and more.

#131 National Security (2003) with Steve, Dave and Sean 28.03.2023 1:45:51

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about reluctant buddy cops/guards, Bill Harding and Salt at a truck stop, Dave's selfish vacations, Gabriel represents Hank in court, Southern Sean and Screwface potluck lunch, Rambo is a guest instructor and much more.

#130 Red Dawn (1984) with Steve, Dave and Sean 14.03.2023 1:39:49

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about high school special forces, Doc Blair at the General Store, Col. Tanner tries to escape Erica, Jed gives his truck to Slappy, Rambo writes a letter home and more.

#129 Missing in Action 2 (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean 28.02.2023 1:50:28

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Col. Braddock & POW camps, "General Mischief" in the helo, Southern Sean at the camp, POW Cabins commercial, Rambo does a cooking show and much more.

#128 Fletch (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean 14.02.2023 1:54:29

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about tricking everyone you meet, Fletch and Dave on the beach, Fletch meets Doc Blair, Fletch and the waiter, Sean's spot on accent, Rambo and the ticket agent, Jennifer's Gems, and a whole lot more.

#127 Red Notice (2021) with Steve, Dave and Sean 31.01.2023 1:39:26

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about art thieves and double cross, Gunny Highway flirts with Bishop, Dave's quirks, George Edwards on a train, Hartley talks to a vendor, Rambo plays Jeopardy and more.

#126 Training Day (2001) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Travis 17.01.2023 2:16:33

Steve, Dave, Sean and Travis learn about crooked cops, Gino Felino meets Jake Hoyt, Screwface the HOA rep, Jake saves Rambo in an alley, Southern Sean hangs with Kickass Travis, listener questions and more.

#125 Men in Black (1997) with Steve, Dave and Sean 03.01.2023 1:53:42

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about intergalactic shenanigans, Rambo becomes a coyote, Agent Bill Harding helps out, Doc Blair at the morgue, Southern Sean tries out for MiB and more.

#124 Pottersville (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean 20.12.2022 1:54:55

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Bigfoot and small town living, Southern Sean talks to Maynard, Bigfoot Duane gets interviewed, Rambo in the woods, Sean and Duane open a Star Wars/Bigfoot museum, Sean's new laugh and much more.

#123 Teen Wolf (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean 06.12.2022 2:07:36

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a middle-aged hirsute lycanthrope high school basketball player, Coach Dan Simmons counsels Scott, Styles buys beer from Rambo, Rambo plays in the big game and much more.

#122 Rush Hour (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean 22.11.2022 2:25:31

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about buddy cops Lee and Carter, Lee gets backup from Bill Harding and Salt, RoboCop joins the department, Carter and Clive's deal, Rambo comes to help and much more.

#121 Mr and Mrs Smith (2005) with Steve, Dave and Sean 08.11.2022 1:55:22

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about married and competitive spies John and Jane, Asian housekeeper on Tarawa, a weird party at Dave's house, hiring Screwface, Rambo helps the couple and more.

#120 Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010) with Steve, Dave and Sean 25.10.2022 1:51:13

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about hillbillies, college kids and misunderstandings, Southern Sean talks to Allie, Dr. Wang treats Tucker, Hugh enjoying himself in the cabin, Tucker and Dale give Rambo a ride and more.

#119 Galaxy Quest (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean 11.10.2022 1:50:20

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the NSEA Protector crew in a great Star Trek spoof, Rambo tries stand up comedy, Dave's Thermian scene, Southern Sean the navigator, Rambo negotiates with Sarris and more.

#118 Last Action Hero (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean 27.09.2022 2:13:50

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Jack Slater and crime fighting, Southern Sean talks to Ripper, Danny talks to Gino Felino, an impromptu round of challenges for money, Rambo rescues Jack and more.

#117 Sharknado (2013) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick 13.09.2022 2:13:51

Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick learn about tornado sharks and bad acting, Tommy's Great White Tonic, Ranger Rick's ride back to base and the real story, Bill Harding at the bar, Rambo visits a school bus and more.

#116 Dirty Harry (1971) with Steve, Dave and Sean 30.08.2022 2:22:37

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Dirty Harry and haggard cops, sniper Gabriel calls the mayor, Harry gets a new partner-RoboCop, Dave's husky cowboy scene, early beards, Rambo saves a school bus and more.

#115 Total Recall (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean 16.08.2022 1:58:42

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Quaid and whole Earth elevators, third boobs, sturdy women, Jamaican conductor and resistance liaison, groin anatomy, undie pics, Newlywed Sean has a dream, Quaid talks to Rambo and a stripper and more.

#114 Forrest Gump with Steve, Dave and Sean 02.08.2022 2:39:02

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about special superstar Forrest, Southern Sean meets a girl, silky Marine shorts, LT Eric Sloane in country, grandma's rusty trailer, boot camp guest instructor, Rambo's Devil Dog rescue and more.

#113 Mission Impossible 2 with Steve, Dave and Sean 19.07.2022 2:25:03

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Ethan Hunt, gadgets and fake faces, Ethan gets help from Cledus "Snowman" Snow, John Woo movie nonsense, Evelyn Salt blackmails McCloy, Rambo's mission recording, Dave's capri admission and more.

#112 Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl with Steve, Dave and Sean 05.07.2022 2:17:33

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about pirates, Dave loves Ellen, Teen Sean meets a girl at sea, the Super Friends, alcohol, midshipmen, Bill Harding talks to Gabriel, Rambo is shipwrecked and more.

#111 In the Line of Fire (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean 21.06.2022 2:56:56

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about elderly Secret Service agents, Frank gets a call from Rambo, Miss Cleo predictions, Frank is misogynistic to Lilly, chiropractors, Rambo and Frank in the elevator and more.

#110 Enemy at the Gates (2001) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Steve 07.06.2022 2:25:50

Steve, Dave, Sean and guest Steve learn about WWII snipers, Teen Dave talks to the major, gross search warrants, Gabriel recruits Vassili, grandpa's training methods, Rambo meets Vassili, costume trunks, Vassili's PJ's and more.

#109 Armageddon (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean 24.05.2022 2:30:46

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about angry space rocks and rowdy drillers, Teen Sean talks to Harry, Doc Blair shows Grace a document, Sean's Teen Steve story, Rambo helps with driller training and more.