The Movie Patrol

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about wild Missy and weak Tim, Jack Cates looking for Elaine, Clippy helps Tim sabotage Jess, Dave's costume trunk and George Michael outfits, Rambo starts a trucking company and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a stable of old west twinks, Bobby Boucher takes Yen Sun home to mama, more costume trunk talk, Miss Cleo, Captain Kurt Sloane the Army officer, Rambo at the Tunstall Ranch and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the greatest fighting force on Earth - The U.S. Navy, Grade School Sean taking a tour, LCpl Bill Harding oblivious to danger, Dave has a costume trunk and somehow we're surprised, Rambo negotiates with the Alien invaders and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Bob the sniper hermit and black ops, Gabriel recruits Bob, Bob gets help from Evelyn Salt, Dave's beer, Timmons the fitness deficient cop, Rambo the special investigator and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about hostage negotiating, dirty cops and betrayal, Cameron Poe audio files, Caribbean Karen, Teen Sean and Danny, Danny talks Rambo down and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a road trip obviously plus cheating, Dave learns that actors are just pretending, Robocop the roommate, Caribbean bus lady, Josh meets Doc Blair and Rambo, Rambo at the sperm bank and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about colonial warfare, Rambo in the state house, Tarawa Cottages commercial, Kurt Sloane recruiting, Gabriel and Rambo at HQ, Teen Sean and Abigail, Gabe's burial garb and more.

Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane learn about submarine hide and seek and defection, "Capt. Gabriel" Ramius and the cook, Ambassador Kurt Sloane, Rambo and the Admiral, Doc Blair's sub, Aaron Neville sonar tech, Rambo and "Gabriel" Ramius and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a serial killer and the oldest alleged high school students ever, low quality productions, Rambo goes camping, former Sheriff Doc Blair consult, Dave's alternate scene, Evelyn Salt poses as a student for some action, Rambo talks to Buzzy the peeping Tom and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Jack, Helen and setups, Rambo talks to Jack at the bar, Red Beaulieu and Evelyn Salt interrogate Barr, Jack talks to Doc Blair at the range, Jack and Doc Blair get help from Rambo and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Howard, Myron and Turbo Man, Rambo the mall Santa, Steven Seagal hits on Liz, the Sloane brothers karate test outs, Rambo helps Myron, Sean learns about Lacey Chabert and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Julius and Vincent, Rambo meets Vincent in jail, Whispering Pines National Liberation Front chapter, Julius and Marnie at the store, Rambo visits Benedict Industries to collaborate and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Weston and Frost and CIA shadow ops, Frost gets screened at the embassy, Clippy helps Rambo and Frost, Eric Sloane detains Frost, Rambo and Gabriel talk to Weston and more.

Steve, Dave, Sean & Cindy learn about Michael Myers again, Doc Blair's funeral home, Rambo helps beat Michael, Teen Sean & Teen Cindy bully Lonnie, Tommy's bar speech, Rambo in the park & more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the Freeling's possessed house, Doc Blair and Bill Harding paranormal scientists, Teen Sean the neighbor, Rambo talks to construction workers, Sean's punishment reform ideas, Nightmare Clown commercial and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Rambo chasing down bad guys in Mexico, Gabriel runs the whorehouse, Deputy Dan Simmons investigates a scene, Rambo talks to the insurance adjuster and takes a rideshare to Mexico and lots more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the Earp clan and the cowboys, Rambo and Wyatt business talk, Teen Sean at the ranch, a commercial for laudanum, Sean does a Teen Steve scene, Rambo helps heal Morgan and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about John McClane in the airport this time, John meets Officer Dan Simmons and then Emmet in the tunnels,  Rambo helps an ambush and blows up a plane and more nonsense.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about E.T., Elliott and the gang, Eric Sloane substitute teacher, Rambo goes to space, machine gun nests, Dave watches Ellen, Rambo's sleepover, "teen Sean" acts out during game night and much more.

National Treasure (2004) out now. Steve, Dave and Sean follow Ben and his goofy group of riddle solvers, Rambo talks about letters in the park, Doc Blair on an old ship, Riley gets hacking help from Clippy, Rambo finds the treasure room and a lot more.

Steve, Dave and Sean use the force and learn about Sean's secret Star Wars obsession, Robocop gets sold, space horses, Doc Blair and Rambo pilot briefing, Luke's backup pilots from other movies, Steven Seagal in the cantina, Jamaican droid dealer, and Chewbacca's ridiculous bathroom habits.

Steve, Dave and Sean play with dolls and learn about Chucky and Andy, Rambo reads his book of ABC's to Andy's class, Corporal Jackson plays detective, a security guard hooks up with Andy's mom, Rambo gives a tour of Baker Team Industries and more.

Steve, Dave, Sean and Travis learn about aging biker mercs, Doc Blair talks to pirates, Rambo joins the team, an Expendables commercial, Rambo goes to a conversion camp and tons more.

Steve, Dave, Sean and Terry play with matches and learn about the McCaffrey brothers and arson, Rambo visits the shower and calls the fire station, Brian hangs with Steven Seagal, George Edwards dating Bull's ex, firefighter fun and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean go walkabout and learn about Mick and Sue's adventures, Eric Sloane interview, Dave's subway scene, Briar Gates pimping, Doc Blair left behind, Steven Seagal camp lurker, Mick's flirting mixup and more.