The Movie Patrol

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a ragtag group of kids being led by a trained weapon of destruction, opening drinks by poking them, Sean living like Major Payne, a date at a disco diner, Rick Ford talks to the kids, Rambo takes over the Virginia Military Games and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about seemingly vengeful tornadoes trying to take out a young woman, a reporter interviews Rambo and his girlfriend Meg, secret storms that hide and then strike, Eric Sloane volunteers to drive into a tornado and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about another installment of this space soap opera with angry teddy bears and Leia in a bikini, Sean's Star Wars technical manuals, questions about Imperial drone life, Luke and Rambo visit Obi Wan, bad tactics at the field generator, Lando attacks the new death star manned by 2 space rednecks and much more. *Note: There was an audio issue with microphone cutout in the m...

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a terrible movie about a janky robot and goofy supporting characters, an old farmer couple visit Rambo's adult store, a dog attacks Johnny 5, boots without heels, a possibly unlicensed food truck, Skroeder and 2 new guys attack Johnny 5 and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a duo of a disgraced cop and lawyer becoming security guards while fighting corruption, some beefy gym girls, Frank and Norm visit Baker Team Industries and meet Rambo, Frank's tuxedo rental experience, manly looking ladies, Frank tries to get a ride from some characters and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a karate master cop fighting a gang and corruption, ED-209's cousin cop robot "row-but", suspicious whether Dave watched the movie, Rambo confused about guys doing drugs, Sean and his chola girl guards defend a warehouse and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a quirky family raising a kid in a fallout shelter for 35 years, Adam finds his dad in the porn store, Sean's chola ladies, Adam's back up energy, Rambo helps Adam with Archbishop Melcher and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a sadistic coach and his crippled players, Johnny Rambo visits Darcy for some fun, Dave's convenience store scene, Billy Bob being obese doesn't make him athletic, the players talk to Dr. Sarah, knocking a grown man off a horse and much more.

Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick learn about one of the greatest cop duos of all time, Rick sharing with a support group, Sean's black and white movie requests, Rambo and Rick present inventions to the investors and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a platoon of misfits in Vietnam, tunnel hijinks, Rambo joins the platoon, Marine glory holes and unit sizes, an Asian villager girl grows up into a sniper in another movie, Cindy finds Sean in a foxhole and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a possibly dead, maybe supernatural corrupt cop, Rambo owns a diner and talks to Frank and Theresa, Matt Cordell caber tossing Cassie over a fence, movies with bad accents, Matt Cordell grunts at his tribunal and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the fine men and women that protect our air travel network who are the best of the best of the best with honors, Rambo blesses a plane before takeoff, Sean's work shirt plans, two sassy waitresses who don't want to handle an emergency and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a confusing movie where a weird group of vigilantes use numbers for names, a retired agent calls on the radio, Rambo helps with the mission, agents find Dave swinging in a yacht stateroom and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 2 high school students who grow up to be a yoked CIA agent and a boring finance guy, Calvin and Bob stand up to a bully in the bar, Rick Ford and Nick Blord selling a USB drive, Calvin and Maggie visit Rambo the marriage counselor and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a well done spoof movie based on a 70's TV show, Mike Brady talks to door-to-door salespeople, Gilligan's Island talk, Rambo and his son Daniel visit Mike, the neighbors complain about the Brady's during a celebration and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a jealous AI best friend, Mr. Stinky the clown entertains the kids, Sean drives with his new Latina wife and her kid, Rambo and Bruce fight M3GAN and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about quirky British detectives and villains, Scottish detectives at the cemetery, Four Orders meeting with global members, Rambo in an underground fight club and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about stealing fancy typewriters and submarines, Rambo joins a boarding party, Eddie the Jamaican cook opens a portal to hell with voodoo, a comedian performs while the sub sinks, Bon Jovi Navy songs and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a cop who is about 7 percent human, Rambo sends in a video application to be Robocop, all your questions from the first movie are answered according to a drunk Dave, Robocop visits his family, the wrong building gets raided and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a psycho woman robot, the family meets the Jesse Ventura and Koko B. Ware robots, Rambo is controlling Alice like an RC car, Nick talks to broken Alice while the waiter serves them in a gross way and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about southern justice and a Mississippi prison in the old days, Claude gets a conjugal visit from Daisy with unwanted supervision, Rambo wants some pie at a diner, Ray and Claude counsel troubled kids and get confused, more ones and twos questions and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a hyperintelligent, crafty, vengeful shark with Herculean strength who mostly hates kids, Mrs. Kitner hits on 2 guys at the beach, Rambo hangs at the beach with his family, Jesse tells stories about his exploits in Whiskey Whiskey Deuce and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 2 weird brothers trying to save some kids, Chris tries to date conjoined twins, couples skating, Rambo hangs out and gets some girls for the brothers, the brothers accidentally interrupt a college research team and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about exploding cigarette machines and fascist troublemakers, Jack calls his untrusting girlfriend, Jack sneaking in using someone else's ID card, Rambo playing football and getting destroyed and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about space fantasies and space battles and space hijinks, Leia shares strategy with Luke and Dak, Sean educates us in Wampa lore, Yoda trains Luke and Rambo, what do Yoda's eat, Ben and Darth's power struggle for Luke, Luke's new hand attachments and much more.