The Movie Patrol

Steve, Dave and Sean revisit the original Road House to check in on Dalton, Doc, Wade and the whole gang, Dalton gives Slappy his car, Hans Gruber wants some bearer bonds, Emmet talks to Dalton and Doc about things, Rambo hosts a trivia night and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the bar scene in the Keys, Dalton visits a bookstore, Laura visits Dalton's boat, Glass Key Chamber of Evil meeting, Dalton's replacement Australian bouncers and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about underwater double crosses and military coups, the Captain's speech and Marine sentries, Colonel Travis and Southern Sean mission briefing, Rambo tries to convince the enemy to help and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and Irish paramilitary groups, Liam caught cheating by OnStar's Caribbean operator Miss Abigail, Quan gets trapped by Irish Dave and his wife, Rambo tells Liam and Finnegan his plans for catching Quan and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about plots against Hitler, Forrest Gump meets the resistance, Rambo is Hitler's assistant, Sean disagrees with Gene Siskel, Rambo and Miss Cleo in the message center and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Navy pilots in Vietnam, Jake writes a letter to a widow, dumping trash at sea, Cole calls in the Sandies, Rambo defends Jake in court and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about secret assassins, JCVD gets a delivery, John Wick gets threatened by Red, Screwface and Quint, Gabriel and 2 Yodas make a deal with Viggo, Rambo protects Southern Sean and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about reject kids, career criminals and pirate treasure, a Coastal Cutie Beauty Pageant, Rambo the substitute teacher, pirates make bone pianos and rock water slides, Scottish pirates meet the kids and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a doctor framed for murder, one armed assassin struggles, Susan talks to Dr. Nichols with a crisp "S", Dr. Kimble flashback with Screwface, Rambo visits Sean McScottish at the prosthetics lab and much more.

Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane learn about the meaning of Christmas, Frank talks to Employee Dave, some characters hang out for game night, Rambo and Dave are lounge singers and counsel Duane and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Hutch the suburban shadow operator, Cover Band Dave confronts Yulian, Steven Seagal alarm system, the Hatcher brothers radio broadcast, Rambo and Yulian meet at the club and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Russian subs and bad accents, Doc Blair treats a victim, Southern Sean the door gunner, Scottish spies chatting on the sub, Rambo prosecutes Hawaii Dave and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about relationships and inheriting money, Deeds saves Corretta, Hatcher brothers proposals, Deeds speaks at a meeting, Rambo's spoken word concert and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about summer camp and Cropsy's revenge, Eddie explains his whereabouts, Rambo talks to a hooker, Caretaker Willie's big talk, Dave and Little Mo rescue Alfred, Dave's island vibes and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about bounty hunters and jungles, Cover Band Dave talks to Beck, Southern Sean the jungle fighter, Rambo is a lounge singer, the 3 Hatcher brothers parley with Beck and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Charlie and his comedic mental breakdown, Rambo is a school tutor, RoboCop at the motel, Southern Sean steals Layla, Rambo is also a sex tutor, Dave's pictures and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about southern justice and stereotypes, Cousin Vinny is actually Cousin Rambo and meets the boys, and he gets weird phone calls and he collects a debt from JT and he questions Lisa on the stand, short kings and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about high school kids fighting an invasion, Bill Harding calls a football game, Southern Sean the Marine, Screwface and Cho negotiate with the kids, Rambo calls on the radio, Marine handshakes and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about high school dorks, buying popularity, astronomy, Bobby's TV interview, Halloween high jinks with Screwface, Robocop the undercover student, Rambo's school assembly and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about unlikely spy Susan and her associates, Teen Sean issues gadgets, Nancy at Dave's band show, Susan fires the gardener, Rambo and Ford take over the helo and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a grizzled Marine and some screwups, Rambo and Gunny Highway in the bathroom, Doc Blair confronts Gunny, Sgt. Screwface punishes Profile, Marine talent show, Rambo's homecoming speech and more.

Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane learn about alien humanoid ducks, Jack Cates at the diner, Curtis' duck show and tell, sasquatch technology, Duane dates Beverly's great grandma, Rambo trains Howard at the spa and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about "French" aliens and the blunt skulls, Bryan Mills electronics shop employee, Beldar meets Bill Harding, Teen Dave goes to the mall, Rambo holds a Tribunal on Remulak and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about face swapping and rivalries, Agent Reeves takes a call from Dave's wife, Sean Archer adopts Southern Sean, RoboCop in prison, Rambo punishes Karl and more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about an elderly pilot and fresh meat, Doc Blair conducts training, Rambo's briefing, Pete Mitchell crashes near a diner, Rambo the defense contractor and more.