The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee

I think the reason David Hemmings never leaves his room is because he's still scared of that puppet from Deep Red. S03E01

You're never gonna win Ben Stein's money that way! S06E12

You're gonna replace Miguel Ferrer with SLASH?! ...I'm listening. S06E10

Hmmm... We've got James Tolkan. What part should he play? A Hardass ! Move on!     S03E03

If I don't get my insulin, nobody gets to binge watch The Practice! S04E02

  It's just like that bit in Forrest Gump: If you see Jake Busey at a party, just run, OK? Just run away!  ...that's how it goes, right? S06E11

YOU ARE THE BALL BUSTER GIRL!!! S04E05

If he'd just turned that dial a few notches to the left, he'd find an old broadcast of a swell BBC radio play . S07E08

I don't know how they spoke this horny ass dialogue with a straight face.  S03E13

We'll never know if Agatha Christie's voluminous work might've been improved by the inclusion of werewolves and vampires. S04E13

If it weren't for the extra lives, I think cat's eye contacts would be a decent alternative to elaborate surgery. S07E12

Advertising can be a killer, especially when you're baby James Bond. S07E09

If Tate Donovan can use them fancy new internets to find a Chinese restaurant, you think he can find a better script? S06E04

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!  Day 31, Halloween  "It's changing us, doc. All of us. And not for the better." Capping off our month of Empire pics with one of the wildest, most extreme Lovecraft adaptations ever committed to film!

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! (In Spirit) - Day 29  Empire might've been obsolete, but the gang was still around to make us squirm. I just wish we learned HOW Combs lost his college gig. History has shown that letting Jeffrey Combs loose on a college campus doesn't end well.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! Day 28  I wish I could tell you that Charlie Forsythe's ghost fought the good fight and the sisters let him be, but instead, he burned, shot, and eviscerated any fool who annoyed the shit outta his supernatural ass.

Day 27 EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!   "My pain will be your pain!"   An offbeat, grotesque, quick-on-the-draw horror/western with some choice dialogue: "An accident's when a Junebug flies up yer ass. And this ain't June!"

Day 26 EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!   The first feature adaptation of a Clive Barker work and had they watched Beverly Hills Cop or Octopussy a couple years prior, they'd know Steven Berkoff is never to be trusted.

Day 25 EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!   "But...you're so ugly!" "So are you, my dear. So are you..."   It's a sci-fi/horror/musical, so you'd better believe it's an Albert Pyun film. RIP.

31 Days of Horror - Day 24 "We don't have enough nudity in this movie! Breasts and blood! That's what America wants to see!" The director of Psychos in Love serves up another satirical horror-comedy, this time tackling the tricky subject of rape-revenge movies and female empowerment.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! -Day 23 "Stuff it, you little shit!" This is why you always listen to the nerd and/or the tough but hot cat burglar!

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 22 If he's gotta pray for atonement while eating a Snickers, wait'll he discovers Fun Dip!

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 21 "Fantastic idea for a movie! Martians diddling the women of the universe!" I wanna party with Spiro.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 20 "I thought I recognized those small tits!" David DeCoteau's first non-porn feature wherein he attempts to create a female Freddy Krueger. It...didn't catch on.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 19 "Stupid DJ." "I'm a VEEJAY!"  In the end, Spellcaster is about personal responsibility and respecting someone else's property. You fuck around with antiques, you get brutalized by monster chairs, big-toothed beasties, decrepit living corpses, and scariest of all, a hammy Adam Ant.