The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee

I guess when  you're  best buds with David Lynch,  it' s  a short walk to some witchy occult shit.  S02E11

Do those cats REALLY know that's his chair?  S01E06

I'm   pretty sure  those pre-morbid art works are just  tiles  from the backsplash in my kitchen.  Number  64 ,  Easel  Kill Ya.    S03E08

P.J. probably wishes she was back at Rock n' Roll High School. 31 Days of Horror: Day 31 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

You think Goldman turned in the latest draft and Reiner had to put his foot down? For the last time, Bill. No, we can't call the powder Iocane. 31 Days of Horror: Day 30 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

This is the serious version of Fred Willard saying, "He went after her like she was made out of ham." 31 Days of Horror: Day 29 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Hoomon, why you got da angry face? Is it cuz I eated your puny man-animal? 31 Days of Horror: Day 28 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

When Shawnee Smith's name popped up, I thought: Oh shit. Could she be the horny Kansas whack job Nick and Tom run into? LAWS YES! SHE IS! 31 Days of Horror: Day 27 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Damnit! Give Miguel his dead baby! You think those breast surgery horror stories are gonna write themselves?! 31 Days of Horror: Day 26 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

You'd haff ta be dumbah den lobstah bait ta go down that rahd. Or in this case, that basement. 31 Days of Horror: Day 25 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Don't call me cookie and I won't call you cake. TAK! 31 Days of Horror: Day 24  https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Ted Levine's a fine actor, but that Buffalo Bill voice is mighty distracting: "Officer! The Mangler ate her!" "Erhm...was she a great big fat person?" 31 Days of Horror: Day 23 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Hoo boy, did I get chills when he said the Dolores Claiborne mess blew over. I was like OOOOOOOOOHHHHH! HE SAID IT!!!! 31 Days of Horror: Day 22 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Sure, that big time newswoman from O-ma-HA might've uncovered some nefarious wrongdoings, but I so wish they'd contacted a true crime podcast. Those are the real heroes. 31 Days of Horror: Day 21 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

The whole thing is less an evil coven of murderous children movie than a moody indie drama with occasional horror elements woven into the fabric of its occasionally intriguing narrative. 31 Days of Horror: Day 20 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Remind me never to give a telekinetic abomination toys he can use to "voodoo doll" his victims with. It doesn't end well. 31 Days of Horror: Day 19 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

They also must have amazing sex because they really seem to hate each other yet can't bother to find the door. 31 Days of Horror: Day 17 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

You're telling me Michael Ironside couldn't take care of this whole thing with a cruel jape and a double-barrel shotgun? 31 Days of Horror: Day 17 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

"Just touch him. I'll do the rest." Ummm...excuse me? 31 Days of Horror: Day 16 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

You could do far worse than blow-up sex dolls as road markers. 31 Days of Horror: Day 15 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

You can't subtitle a movie "The Gathering" and not put highlanders in there somewhere. Can you imagine The Kurgan slicing down rows and rows of corn and evil children? Awesome. 31 Days of Horror: Day 14 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

There's an unmade sequel where the "normal" half-brother of the deliciously devilish cult leader plays for the Chicago Bulls. 31 Days of Horror: Day 13 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Everyone should get a lollipop after being murdered. 31 Days of Horror: Day 12 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Welp, at least we got The Wacky Molestation Adventure episode outta this dreck. 31 Days of Horror: Day 11 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Damn! Bob Carradine's kind of a hardass. If only little Hilly knew that in his Lambda Lambda Lambda college days, he was a FUCKIN' NERD! Shoot a pickle, dweebo. 31 Days of Horror: Day 10 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog