The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee

Nothin' better than the smell of a new car, 'cept maybe...well, you know. 31 Days of Horror: Day 9 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog

Damn greaser punks. They wouldn't stand for this hooliganism at Delta House. 31 Days of Horror: Day 8 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

In a supremely un-scary movie, that bit near the end is nevertheless horrific. Nothing's more terrifying than a school play.  31 Days of Horror: Day 7  https://www.nickkarner.com/blog

The Parodies Have Won. 31 Days of Horror: Day 6 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog

You ever wake up and just feel oh, so very very vestigial? Or maybe you fret over Elijah Wood stealing your energy? I do…and it tears me up inside. 31 Days of Horror: Day 5 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Special and ridiculous in its own unique way, Cat's Eye is quick, painless, and like a cozy kitteh settling on your chest to take a long snooze. 31 Days of Horror: Day 4 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

I liked this a lot better in 2016 when it was called Lights Out. 31 Days of Horror: Day 3 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog

My wife leaned over during the Jordy Verrill segment and inquired: Real talk. How high was he when they shot this?  31 Days of Horror: Day 2 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Max O. is like the dented hubcap of a non-possessed Plymouth Fury. Chrome-plated and jaggedly askew. 31 Days of Horror: Day 1 https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

Total prequel to Ghost. Schiavelli's playing the exact same character and why he didn't enlist Swayze to help him reap vengeance upon that ghoulish cabal of creatures is a blown opportunity if there ever was one. Oh, you need to say goodb ye to Demi Moore? How 'bout fucking with some literal monsters?    S03E10  

I kinda needed some more backstory on what the hell product that lunkhead pretty boy was hocking. It's in a can, Teri's sporting a harpoon, and it's huge in Japan. ...are we talkin ' Dolphin Cola here? Tuna Sprite? Mountain Dolphin Dew?  S02E06

Oh, Malcolm's a connoisseur, you can tell. A twist of lime always goes best with a bloody cocktail. Squeeze of lemon? Don't make me chortle. S03E07

McCarthy chanting 'ghoulie ghoulie ghoulie' instantly transported me to that time he had to contend with those rambunctious spirits of dark mirth in Ghoulies Go To   College . Damn Chug-a-Lug House.  S04E14

You wouldn't catch me buying oysters from Michael J. Pollard. I don't care how horny I get! S05E10

Alright ya buncha cattle rustlin ' cowpokes! Time ta peddle yer potions cause it's backdoor pilot time! S04E08

John Astin might not be very (snap snap) creepy, but he's definitely (snap snap) kooky.  S03E05

I'm sure Anthony Zerbe dreamed of one day becoming a dashing matinee idol, but with a malevolent visage like that, he appears to have been bred in a secret laboratory to make his onscreen partner's lives miserable. S06E05

If Sound of Metal starred an asshole... S02E08

John-Boy! How could you??? S02E15

31 Days of Horror: Halloween Revenge is so very, very sweet, especially if you're the restless soul of a swaggering, razor blade wieldin', tough as nails 1940s hustler with a golden tongue and a diamond dick (allegedly). https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 30 So, how'd you like getting bent and twisted like a gotdamn multi-tool, David Alan Grier? (BIG SNAPS) HATED IT! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 29 Now that we've seen his work, it's clear based on his paintings that Daniel Robitaille was a pioneer in the field of Glamour Shots. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 28 I imagine Candyman sitting in traffic, sweating and stewing under that heavy coat while listening to The Kingfish implore him to "chill" and "have some gumbo," just aching to find the nearest pay phone, frantically dial with his good hand, and proclaim across the airwaves: YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 27 Of all the toughs Bernard Rose could've picked, he went with Ted Raimi. I guess being from across the pond, the motorcycle riding, leather jacket-wearing bad boys he's used to are of the shrimpy variety. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 26 "She's bad news. I ain't no punk or nothin', I'm 100% man, but hey. That bitch scares the shit outta me." https://www.nickkarner.com/blog