The Movie Buff and The Cinephile/Bent Wookiee

31 Days of Horror: Day 25 She's really serious about that grape jelly. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 24 Not too many blaxploitation zombie flicks out there, so I'll take it. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 23 Did Sean Whalen even NEED makeup to look emaciated? Dude's been looking haggard since that 'Got Milk' commercial.   https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 22 Keefe, Keefe, Keefe. You're gonna burst a blood vessel laughing that much! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 21 The real horror is the cabin sizes, am I right??? https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 20 Those Amazonians sure channeled Wayne Brady when Bill initially abstained from imbibing that mysterious liquid. "If you do not drink this, then we have a problem." https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 19 Hmmph! Some King of the Cosmos... He didn't even remember the vampires moved into the city AFTER prohibition! DUH!   https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 18 This ho is so ugly, she can scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog

31 Days of Horror: Day 17  "Your death will please me very much." Getting to the end of this boring movie will please ME very much.   https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 16 A one-of-a-kind SOV horror that's jaw-dropping in its ineptitude, but extraordinary for its boldness. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog

31 Days of Horror: Day 15 An often thrilling, bleak exploration of slavery for the modern era that I doubt will hold up to repeat viewings.   https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 14 I don't condone animal cruelty, whether literal or figurative, but that gal must be mighty rich to have "enough money to burn up a wet mule." That bitch RICH! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 13 A bit of that ol' black magic about vicious, yowling little doll with a taste for gangster flunkies and hip hop hype men.   https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 12 Just so you know: If it came down to the life of a dog vs. an evil force tearing me apart, I'd choose the dog every goddamn time. Fuck my life, just so long as the dog is OK.    https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 11 "I got a supernatural high." Oh Snoop, you're not fooling anyone.  https://www.nickkarner.com/blog

31 Days of Horror: Day 10 Richard Wenk's Vamp is an offbeat, bouncily quirky romp with self-aware dialogue and frighteningly authentic monster makeup. In other words, one wacky night. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog

31 Days of Horror: Day 9 "Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Grave!" Ugh.   https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 8 Black,  Hyde tries to have it both ways by including the usual karatesized action, goofy slapstick, and social commentary that made the genre so popular in the first place. Yet it also takes the time to relate themes of tragedy, strife, and frustrations within the worlds of sex work and medical experimentation. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 7 It would be easy to compare the lifeless performances in Blackenstein to the inanimate corpses the original Dr. F. exhumed from freshly dug earth and sewed together to create a fearsome and tragic monster. Fun, too. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 6 They should've called that horde of zombie kids LORD OF THE DIES.  https://www.nickkarner.com/blog

31 Days of Horror: Day 5 "Damn! This muthafucka got some big ass feet!" Most nights I lie awake, tossing and turning, sweating through my jammies, wondering whether I too, am a buster...whatever that means.   https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 4 Ahhh...don't we all stress eat Cheerios and get faintly horny after being scared shitless by a deformed simpleton who fucked a  cobr a lady while his mom was forced to do her bidding? No? Shit, you people need to get out more. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 3 Ahoy Motherfucker! An awkward mix of comedy and horror that's never uninvolving, but far from a riotous or ghoulishly fun time. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 2 When you take your girl to a party and William Marshall's there, that's not your girl. That's Bill Marshall's girl.   https://www.nickkarner.com/blog  

31 Days of Horror: Day 1 It's an Afro-Themed Spooktacular this month! Let's get Funky and start off with the OG Blaxploitation Horror! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog