The Morning Blitz

An Ohio police officer was drunk on the job and is now out of a job What do you really learn that is so much better at elite rich colleges? 'Taste Test Tuesday' was really rough today Sharing relationship dirt with your friends Gummy thoughts

Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football People are learning to forge in case of an apocalyptic event Have you borrowed money and not paid it back or had it happen to you? A boyfriend gives his girlfriend two weeks notice Dave Portnoy vs the Buckeyes

A Buckeye fan has made a crazy bet on every Ohio State game Sabastian Bach has been triggered by vocal coaches If your girl cheats with another girl, is it less devastating? Alexa roasts former quarterback and FOX host, Matt Leinart Hide the zucchini

Goose was able to obtain Travis and Taylor's wedding vows You should never use a cucumber that big for that The greatest farts from movie scenes Goose has a moral dilemma and needs advice Staying in a relationship until after you get something you need

Bands that could still tour with their original lineup Seth Rogen wants to get high with you Ants love golden showers and frogs love orgies Ironing boards have become a thing of the past A man can tell how many times you pleasure yourself based on your hands

Burning Man's primary drug supplier got busted on his way in to the festival Calling off work because you are unhappy Women are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hot How it would sound if AC/DC was a funk band Sometimes things can go very wrong at a wedding

How have you been caught red handed doing something really wrong? Thick and Kelly get into a huge fight over a really dumb debate If a pay machine is broken, what do you do? The funniest movies of all time Your petty reason for hating a celebrity

Goose has an issue with Thick Rick's bathroom time The hamstering trend has come back around again Petty reasons for breaking up with someone Letting your kids enjoy a concert without you Cat food burgers

Goose's boys went back to school today and we call them on the air A.I. is completely taking over job hiring and medical diagnosis If you had a dollar everytime someone said this to you Youtube is turning 20 and we look at the viral videos that started it all Do you regret having kids?  That's the topic of today's Blitz Therapy

Ozempic is causing a crazy side effect in women How did you dodge a bullet in the past? Ridiculous new words for the Oxford dictionary We want to know that thing that you can always sniff out Taste Test Tuesday

Goose chased off a thief in his neighborhood A man gets paid to crash funerals and divulge family secrets Getting a hookup to something from the only person who could do it A woman is suing a company that pays her to do nothing A school teacher was drunk by noon on the second day of school

What is the best $5 snack or food deal out there? Mosquitoes are out of control this summer We play a new game called Chain Reaction When something is not normal about a normal place The Ol' Dick Twist

Why did you have to apologize to a sibling? Having friends costs an average of $250 per month The man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of it The best and worst place you ever pooped How to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z

Kelly's order from Sweetwater was missing her candy and she wasn't happy If Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashes A rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfew A mail delivery woman got rich stealing mail Chat GPT can be just as bad as Web MD

Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoor Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory Study results that simply make you say 'DUH' Gummy thoughts

The top 80s hair metal bands and the greatest guitarists of the 80s Pocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangry Do not underestimate the strip club janitor Living with nonstop orgasms Let's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery

Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoe Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals The songs that bands have played the most in concert Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room F my life

What childhood toy did you buy as an adult? Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger boss Things that people always do even though they are unhygienic If your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kids Taking mental health days off from school

On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness? Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park Spritzer You can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animals Juggling will actually keep you healthy Driving slow in the fast lane can now get you arrested

Goose had to raise his voice to his son and now wonders if it was warranted Men everywhere are getting penis fillers injected The wrong place for 'Take your kid to work day' Tell us nicknames you have for people you work with Gummy thoughts

How were you made fun of as a kid? A new male birth control pill is about to change the world A girl is moving to Dubai to become a porta potty The governor wants to ban prop bets Don't blow it for everyone

A kid got busted on a ring cam doing Ding Dong Ditch with his dad Goose has an issue with managers talking to him while he is sitting on the toilet What's that cheap little item someone could give you to make your job better? Kylie Kelce is enjoying a feral child summer and it's so stupid F my life

How far did you go to impress the opposite sex? The Hilliard Pool got shut down due to a poo Revealing your financial situation on a dating site New reality show features all virgin contestants Thick Rick currently has 27 mosquito bites on his body

What is it that makes you immediately judge a person's parenting skills? Strange new foods at the Ohio State fair Creative ways to tell people you have to go poop The cost and the time spent in line to buy concert merch Columbus is getting a UFL team

Tell us the odd way you met your significant other What it's like talking to every fisherman Introduce yourself as the thing that almost killed you She picked up a seagull coming home from the bar Gummy thoughts