The Morning Blitz

What did your kid do that just completely ruined your day? You can't join the mile high club in front of kids A school has decided a doctor's note will not excuse an absence Stupid office jargon terms that are red flags F my life

Ozzy Osbourne has passed away and we celebrate his amazing career What lie have you been carrying with you for years? The Mt. Rushmore of musical deaths Taco Bell wants you to create the best item from all of their ingredients Gen Z will not greet you in person or on the phone

Goose needs parenting advice regarding his son's wannabe friends We taste test two new things this morning and realize the internet lies Some people had no idea what teabagging was The most amount of money you would spend on a dinner for two The Ohio State fair

What song cannot be played at a low level and must be cranked way up? Tell us about your bizarre trip on shrooms, acid, etc. Opposites really do attract Chug hot sauce and then fight people Gummy thoughts

A rich CEO got caught cheating because of a Coldplay concert kiss cam How much money would it take for you to give up your spouse? The enhanced games in Vegas encourage steroid use The most satisfying places to work as an hourly employee New foods at the Ohio State Fair

A listener called in very angry about two things What was the angriest your parents ever got at you Following the doctor's advice Two types of grocery shoppers We play Name That Tune

Goose's lifelong friend, Scott, joins us in the studio Would you go to your ex's wedding? Kids can be brutally honest and there is no limit Running into a teacher outside of school Legally dead but still living

Apparently, Gen Zers are all lying about everything on their resumes What WOW skill do you have that people ask you to do? Thick Rick asked if water buffalo have gills? WTF! Man freaks out over seeing a mountain lion in New York City New dating site for single riders at Disney

Kelly went to see Hamilton and confronted a man over his behavior Goose went fishing with Thick Rick Quinshon Judkins was arrested over the weekend Some really crazy animal stories Gummy Thoughts

The top American bands of all time Thick walked in on his grandparents having sex when he was little There are some men who refuse to change their child's diaper Don't touch the square grouper fish washing up on the beach Mustaches are trending

We celebrate Kelly Quinn's birthday Goose had a great moment of kismet Would it be a deal breaker if someone drank their own urine? Questionable parenting decisions Using a xylospongium along with a poop knife

Why people avoid telling others what their job is We are half way through 2025, how's it going? Illegal pool parties are becoming common in Columbus Swamp crotch can get you a TSA pat down Ozzy's greatest songs of all time

Parents are making their kids go outside and play this summer How would you rank these super powers? Goose had his heart broken by Thick Rick Do it yourself weight loss drugs are not a good idea Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess

We have come to the conclusion that Goose is a nudist A mom has her grandchild's DNA tested to prove it's not her son's baby Goose is not a fan of 4th of July festivities Never fart in a coworker's face F my life

Chat GPT actually has amazing advice when it comes to happiness We want to know what you will spend extra money on because it's simply worth it Goose is having issues with his used car that he just got a month ago New Zealand is the best place in the world to get herpes Blitz Therapy

Hand and foot size have nothing to do with the size of a man's package. Having a lot of nightmares will kill you early The gathering of the Juggalos The brain of a sports fan is different than non sports fan brains The song timing challenge

We want to know what you did or said that gave you instant regret A Disney wedding with a 9 year old bride Goose is becoming his parents and he doesn't like it Those old insult lines that still make you laugh Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess

We want to know what the worst pain you ever felt was A man uses farting as a strategy when playing darts Shedeur Sanders has a need for speed A robbery took place and 12,000 quarters were stolen Don't blow it for everyone

Tell us what your customers complain about and we will guess your job Over preparing to make life easier for your future self We all take a new death test and one of us won't be around long Attack of the taco festival sign F my life

One fourth of America wants to take a break from having sex Blitz therapy deals with wearing white to a wedding Trusting people is the key to happiness The most remote place on earth Hacking the crosswalk signs

Gen Z has gotten used to extra time for sex at home, so they want sex breaks at work We want to know what your favorite sayings and quotes are Apparently, we have to stop standing while we pee The brain is a crazy place to hang out Stay single and live longer

What song will immediately kill the mood in a strip club? Goose shares his gummy thoughts Physcial thing you changed that your partner was against Overly complicated movie quotes Keep your mouth shut at King's Island

Goose came in angry this morning and there were several reasons Fill in the blank..."You can't look cool doing ________" Goose showed his fiance the movie "The Rock" and she made fun of it Dumb debate...are your bed sheets tucked or untucked? Miss Rachel fans go off on Olivia Munn

A girl melts down on TikTok when a man pees in a cooler in Walmart What are two words you do or don't want to hear right after sex? Debate: Is salsa a dip, a sauce, or a condiment? The stuff you had to get rid of to move in with her F my life

Goose had a really rough morning and eventually we figured out why What is that one thing in your life that you can guarantee? A girl is obsessed with cookie dough dipped in strawberry milk A public service asking for city potholes to get filled Columbis is getting a fully robot run pizza place