99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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99.7 The Blitz

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Comedy

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theblitz.com

Latest episode

Jul 1, 2026

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Episodes

Longest Red Light In Columbus and Your Favorite Child - Blitz Morning 6-10-25 10.06.2025

Goose believes he has discovered the longest red light in the city Do you actually have a favorite child and will you admit it? The great movie dads of all time A huge comedian says Ohio is the best state in America No barking allowed at the dog park

The Shart Survival Kit and Kelly Goes Viral - Blitz Morning 6-9-25 09.06.2025

Goose is very unhappy with his Greyhound bus trip Kelly made a simple comment on TikTok that has gone viral The Shart Survival Kit for Father's Day A man shows his wife why it's hard to hit the toilet Name That Tune

What Restaurant Should Come Back and Pet Names - Blitz Morning 6-6-25 06.06.2025

Goose is concerned he may have received stolen goods If you could bring back any restaurant, what would it be? Peeing should last for 21 seconds How did you decide on the name for your pet? Taking long family road trips

Peeing Just Because and Gross Things At Work - Blitz Morning 6-5-25 05.06.2025

What is the grossest thing you have ever seen at work? Creating a festival from your favorite movie Some states are trying to install stop sign cameras Women should not pee just because A Sharknado with just one shark happened in Myrtle Beach

Greatest Rock Power Ballads and Negative Shoutouts - Blitz Morning 6-4-25 04.06.2025

Classic sounds from the past that young people will never hear The top rock power ballads of all time We let you send a negative shoutout to whoever you want The 2025 North American Manure Expo is coming to Ohio Gibson needs help finding an iconic guitar

Tinder Filters and Dumb Things Said While She Was In Labor - Blitz Morning 6-3-25 03.06.2025

Tinder has added a height filter and people are upset What was the dumb thing he said during baby labor? Columbus has the first ever waterless water park What was your major parenting fail? Taylor Swift is ripping off her fans

Strange Ways To Get Caught Cheating and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 6-2-25 02.06.2025

What is the strangest way you know that someone got caught cheating? Not going to school during the last week of school Goose got mistaken for someone else Waking up to a stranger sucking your toes Tess and the Blitz Rock Rundown

Redneck Spelling Bee and Strange Places To have Sex - Blitz Morning 5-30-25 30.05.2025

Where is the strangest place you ever had sex? We play our version of the Scripps Spelling Bee Did Metallica rip off the song 'Enter Sandman'? Weird interactions on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist Woman claims her boyfriend's fart gave her a sinus infection

Invisible Asteroids, F My Life, and Captain Obvious - Blitz Morning 5-29-25 29.05.2025

That thing someone did that made you know all you needed to know about them Kelly vs Goose in Rock N Rumble There are invisible asteroids headed toward earth Do you know someone who changes conversations mid sentence? F my life

Class of '95 and What Was On Your Bedroom Walls? - Blitz Morning 5-28-25 28.05.2025

What did you have on your bedroom walls when you were a teenager? The music that 1995 gave us Breaking up and still living together A1 Steak sauce Family Feud

The End Of The World and Have You Still Got Game? - Blitz Morning 5-27-25 27.05.2025

If you were suddenly single, would you have game? Some signs are pointing to the end of the world F around and find out King Charles, the alpha dog Gummy thoughts

The Greatest Movie Opening Scene and Cooter Muffins - Blitz Morning 5-23-25 23.05.2025

A popular TikTokker makes cooter muffins for her husband What is the greatest opening scene in a movie? An Uber driver makes your drive a little more entertaining The weirdest place a pregnant woman's water broke Don't blow it for everyone

Warn People About Your Body and The Cool Kids - Blitz Morning 5-22-25 22.05.2025

Were you one of the cool kids in school and how have things worked out? Ohio State has the most toxic fan base in America How you eat your popcorn If someone borrowed your body, what would you have to warn them about? F my life

The Best Place To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse and Alien Bacteria - Blitz Morning 5-21-25 21.05.2025

A new bacteria has been discovered on the Chinese space station The best place to surviva a zombie apocalypse is an NFL stadium Do you have a deal with your spouse? We play Match Game for tickets to see Staind and Breaking Benjamin A listener isn't sure how she feels about her guy wearing a thong

Irrational Childhood Fears and Crimes At Work - Blitz Morning 5-20-25 20.05.2025

Can you name the restaurant based on their signature sandwich? The three most important movies from the 90s What was your irrational childhood fear? Someone is out there impersonating Thick Rick What is a work crime that happens regularly at your place of business?

Think Fast For Your Choice Of Tickets and the Nesquik Challenge - Blitz Morning 5-19-25 19.05.2025

We go back to childhood for a spoonful of dry Nesquik The craziest or most elaborate thing you saw at a wedding or baby shower Kelly and Goose go at it in a game of Think Fast The classic toilet seat debate Name a childhood rule you still follow as an adult

Tiny Texie In Studio and Is Goose The A-Hole? - Blitz Morning 5-16-25 16.05.2025

Tiny Texie is the shortest exotic dancer in the world and stops by our studio Goose is wondering if he is the A-hole for something and we let him know What is something you tried once and never will again? The big BBQ quiz Fesshole

Goose Debate With His Fiance and Brand Loyalty - Blitz Morning 5-15-25 15.05.2025

Rock N Rumble between Kelly and Goose What brand are you absolutely loyal to? Goose's dumb debate with his fiance The baseball pooping bat dog The best wing sauce in central Ohio

Exploding Birds and Your Cheap Significant Other - Blitz Morning 5-14-25 14.05.2025

An AI interview goes off the rails as the AI goes 'goblin mode' Who has a super cheap significant other? Birds are exploding over power lines in California Three little words that will make a man more attractive to women What is the optimal number of beers to drink?

Goose Has Big News And Walmart Yes Or No - Blitz Morning 5-13-25 13.05.2025

We play a brand new game called Walmart: Yes or No Goose has big news to share with everyone Eating a whole rotisserie chicken on a plane You expected some alone time but your significant other was home early A guy stole food he was alergic to and ate it and now he wants paid

Sonic Temple Stories and Your Go To Drunk Food - Blitz Morning 5-12-25 12.05.2025

We have some great stories from the long Sonic Temple weekend When you are drunk at night or hungover in the morning, what is your go to food? What would you do if your friend got your full name tattooed around their wrist? The Amazon driver dropped a deuce on the porch and left the wipe in a planter Have you never broken a bone?

Metallica's Day Off and Your Big Life Change - Blitz Morning 5-9-25 09.05.2025

Day 1 drama and insanity from Sonic Temple Where should Metallica go in Columbus on their day off? Tell us the big life change you made and why Brand new Three Days Grace Egg cracking law suit

Rules Of The Mosh Pit And Crowd Surfing and Hook Up Ick - Blitz Morning 5-8-25 08.05.2025

Sonic Temple is here and we must cover the rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing What was that "hook up ick" that you experienced? Tell us that moment of pettiness that you just could not resist Foreigners tell us the things they actually like about America A.I. bringing people back from the dead

Would You Ever Hitchhike and a Meth Smoking Raccoon - Blitz Morning 5-7-25 07.05.2025

Hitch hiking has become a thing of the past, but some will still do it...would you? Why are adults always....? Sure I would get in a strange white van for baby goats Your pet raccoon is trying to smoke your meth pipe What do you wish you had done sooner in life?

When Did You Get Too High and the Ultimate Fast Food - Blitz Morning 5-6-25 06.05.2025

What happened that time you got way too high? What is the ultimate fast food restaurant? The sperm race that you actually watched was not real FAFO parenting trend Peacocks are getting vasectomies

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