99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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99.7 The Blitz

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theblitz.com

Latest episode

Jul 1, 2026

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Episodes

Mexican Batman and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-1-26 01.07.2026

We have a new stomach bug to worry about When did you have to explain something that was perceived completely wrong? Blitz listeners include people who knew killers, people who were spies, and more The firefighter didn't make enough money to be good enough for her daughter Mexican Batman is catching criminals and taping them to telephone polls

Emotional Support Dragon and Matt Hates Us - The Morning Blitz 6-30-26 30.06.2026

A kid came out of surgery and could still play a helluva guitar solo Going to a strip club is one thing, Craigslist strippers are something else Matt texted in to tell us why he hates each one of us A man can't do his community service without his emotional support bearded dragon What is the most unique wedding you have been to?

Stop Pooping In Public and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-29-26 29.06.2026

Did you grow up in a TV house with family breakfast everyday? A serial pool pooper has finally been caught Backrub babies and other strange conceptions You can bring a plus one, but not THAT one Many predict that we should prepare for a lot more of 'Big Brother' in the future

Birds On Guitar and Family Feud - The Morning Blitz 6-26-26 26.06.2026

The funny things America is googling about the World Cup Tell us how far a business has gone to keep you as a customer Amazing stories from the world of science Do you work at a place where everyone goofs off when the boss is out? The things we learned in bars when we were kids

Junk Drawers and Butt Plugs - The Morning Blitz 6-25-26 25.06.2026

Supergirl is a Gen Zer, so things are different for her in today's world A guy on tikTok started his first junk drawer and wants to know what goes in it You can't use a butt plug as a card holder at the World Series of Poker Norway soccer fans took over Time Square in New York We are sick of having these products constantly shoved in our faces 

Dating For Benefits and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-24-26 24.06.2026

Is it okay for a police officer to ask someone out on a date while on duty in uniform? Tell us who you dated just for a benefit that came from their job, fame, etc? We give you 6 life bonuses to choose from, you tell us which one you would pick and why Seattle LimeBikes are not getting cleaned during the World Cup and things are getting messy Twinkies and other Hostess products are disappearing fr...

Sonic Temple 2027 and Arby's Herpes - The Morning Blitz 6-23-26 23.06.2026

The World Cup has made the world fall in love with American food I woman got herpes because an Arby's manager spit on her sandwich Humans are not supposed to ingest the amount of bad news they get these days Science explains why pooping feels so good Throw your loofah in the trash right now

Fictional Band Hits and Honeymoon Fights - The Morning Blitz 6-19-26 19.06.2026

Father's Day is Sunday and we want to know when your dad told you 'Don't Tell Mom' Tell us if you got into a fight on your honeymoon and if you are still married Billboard hit songs that were made by fictional bands from movies Goose took home the free ice cream that Thick Rick wanted People are so into maxxing now that they search Google for things to max

Sex Survey Results and Goblintimacy - The Morning Blitz 6-18-26 18.06.2026

Goose bought concert tickets in an odd way and wants to know if he is a jerk for it? Over half of the population thinks their bedroom skills are above average Kids today think they should have all the comforts of home when riding in a car Is it worse to be crop dusted by a fart or a burp? Goose wants to know if he was rude to another golfer on the golf course

Bye Bye California and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-17-26 17.06.2026

There are some things you just shouldn't buy on Facebook Marketplace They are going on a date to a water park and he doesn't know about her prosthetic leg The reality show Love Island is making people crazy Is California actually about to break off from the rest of the country? Classic TV shows that have one single cast member that is still alive

Muse Clues and Lesbian Nuns - The Morning Blitz 6-16-26 16.06.2026

People walk in a circle counter clockwise and no one can figure out why Men need to listen to these helpful tips We play a fart sound and then guess which animal it came from Tell us what your trip of a lifetime would be Taste Test Tuesday: Kelly and Thick Rick have never had Culver's 

A 4 Ton Potato and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-15-26 15.06.2026

A Columbus funeral director was asked if he cook take an Ebola case People visiting the U.S. for the World Cup have good things to say our country A home owner is suing the seller for not warning him about the neighbor South Korea is using fake online stores to help shopping addicts get their fix Top 10 drum intros in rock music history

Tan Maxxing and Bird Riffs - The Morning Blitz 6-12-26 12.06.2026

A guy online makes breakdowns and riffs from birds singing As divided as Americans are, we actually agree on a lot more than we realize Tell us who your local hero is Even A.I. is trying to scam us now The best movies of the past 25 years

F My Life and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 6-11-26 11.06.2026

If you want to work in a computer chip facility, be prepared for the odor Sex Workers in Silicon Valley are getting $6,000 hour for sexy A.I. talk People in Canada can actually be fined by the language police The most famous cars from 80's movies and TV shows If you order food, you don't get to demand it for free because you don't like it

Good Nut and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 6-10-26 10.06.2026

People are missing once in a lifetime moments due to their phones Blitz Therapy: she broke his record player and he won't let it go Sleep in and skip the crowd by doing Backwards Beach Day What did you have to sell in order to afford life and career? Tell us which websites you miss from before 2005

Practice Dating and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 6-9-26 09.06.2026

Has anyone ever actually been asked for their high school diploma? Gen Z is now practice dating on people in order to hone their social skills Buckeye Nation Days are here and you can get 60% off all the OSU gear A meteorologist continues to give the weather even though the studio is on fire Celebrity men who dated much younger teen girls

Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-8-26 08.06.2026

He had his crank in his left hand Tell us what you left inside a hot car that became a problem St. Benedict's School makes kids hike 55 miles to move to 10th grade Do you become a different person based on your environment? Rambo and Spiderman behaving badly

The Grove City Mafia and Wake N Bake Trivia - The Morning Blitz 6-5-26 05.06.2026

Which is worse, finding out your kid is being bullied or your kid is the bully? A Grove City TikTokker says there are rules for entering the suburb Tell us that thing that has been ruined now that so many people know about it Would you date someone who already knew a lot about you? The science world brings us some crazy stuff this week

Sperm Maxxing and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 6-4-26 04.06.2026

Goose had a feeling of cold feet on his way to work this morning If an adult man has all his old school trophies on display, is that a red flag? Guys are now sperm maxxing to fight falling sperm counts We get into a debate about how much luck plays a part in life Were you the person that parents warned their kids about?

Breaking Up With A Witch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-3-26 03.06.2026

You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you want Tell us what you broke when you were angry A woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals make We get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpaste Bad things start happening to you after you break up with a witch, what do you do?

Highway To Hell and Yearbook Drama - The Morning Blitz 6-2-26 02.06.2026

You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for? Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking out Are kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them? Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something working Bad or cheesey movies that you love anyway

Let A Bitch Be and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-1-26 01.06.2026

Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in Miami Tell us how you completely overreacted to a small situation Google wants to get into the mosquito killing business TSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earth Goose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that

Man Cereal and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-28-26 28.05.2026

Feral hogs are invading Ohio Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it There is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole

Single Life Luxuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-27-26 27.05.2026

Soccer fans will start a chant for any reason Joi. AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation research The top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out on A UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this week If you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?

Austism Test and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-26-26 26.05.2026

You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do? U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countries Tell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an event Thick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD? Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get

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