99.7 The Blitz
The Morning Blitz
The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!
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Episodes
Tramp Stamps and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-14-26 14.10.2026 1:27:00
Gen Z is now rebranding that tramp stamp with a new name and image What is the craziest thing you hauled in or on your vehicle? AI was asked what the meaning of life is and it gave a pretty good answer That flight attendant is actually not allowed to help you with your carry on The biggest one hit wonders of the 90s
Getting Rid Of Hiccups and Sex In A Casket - The Morning Blitz 10-13-26 13.10.2026 1:22:38
Kids can be total jerks....tell us how your kid was a jerk If your significant other wanted to 'do it' in a casket, would you help fulfill their desire? We now know for sure that the original video of Bigfoot is a complete fake The dumbest things people have said to their doctor The best way to get rid of hiccups is not something everyone would be willing to do
Pooping On The Job and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-12-26 12.10.2026 1:20:33
People interrupt their dog's sleep more than dogs interrupt people What strange thing did you do when you were bored? Kelly Clarkson was given the 'Pretty Woman' treatment in a New York store New videos of artists acting out their lyrics If doing a serious or dangerous job, what happens if you need to poop?
Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Societal Shifts - The Morning Blitz 10-9-26 09.10.2026 1:31:35
Goose made a big mistake that cost his wife an hour of her time When did you get injured and brushed it off and "got back to it?" Amazon Prime's knew 'About You' feature knows all about you Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football Societal shifts that changed things in a big way over the past 50 years
Wicker Sex and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-8-26 08.10.2026 1:26:59
You can go see the movie 'Wicker' in 4DX for one day and women are lining up A ten hour flight with no working bathrooms Words you have never heard that are things we all know A matchmaking site where people vote on your matches The best one hit wonders from the 80s
Infamous Family Members and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-7-26 07.10.2026 1:26:21
Who is the infamous member of your family and what did they do? Be sure to get Butt Face and the Dr. Dingus Farting Pickle on your Christmas People used to camp out for concert tickets. What is worth waiting in line for? Parents have now figured out to scam their kid's school pictures for free Popular celebrities that give you the ick or that you just find creepy
Psycho Siblings and Cedar Point - The Morning Blitz 10-6-26 06.10.2026 1:27:56
Tell us what you and your psycho siblings did to each other Please do not drink radium just because some influencer tells you to Six Flags wants to change the name of Cedar Point and people are ready to riot How would you react to your spouse calling you your sibling's name during your wedding? The greatest one hit wonders from the 70s
Dave Portnoy and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-5-26 05.10.2026 1:31:38
Dave Portnoy is accusing Ryan Day of getting him kicked off the Fox Big Noon Kickoff Tell us why there is no one else like you California says no more to humans fighting robots There is a new dating site for women who want men to make the first move 1995 may have been the greatest year ever for movies
Social Cues and the Group Thing - The Morning Blitz 10-2-26 02.10.2026 1:35:49
When did you misread a social cue and then say something really embarrassing? Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk about the Buckeyes Tinder now has a feature for doing the group thing Lime Wire and Mapquest are still around and replying to each other Tell us what strange thing you lived next to
Bathroom Emergencies and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-1-26 01.10.2026 1:23:35
Things that men cannot do that women can It's the 1st of October, so we break out the Mythical Coin of Destiny El Nino is going to cause a price increase for these items What do you do if an emergency happens in the house while you are sitting on the toilet? The abuse of flock cameras continues around the country
Ambien Adventures and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-30-26 30.09.2026 1:24:08
Star Wars and Wizard Of Oz are the exact same movie Getting dumped by your boyfriend because you got a cavity Tell us your crazy story about when you took ambien You can finally pay your water bill online in Arkansas Not everyone learns about the birds and the bees the same way
Caught In Your Car and Weaponized Pooping - The Morning Blitz 9-29-26 29.09.2026 1:27:29
What funny or strange thing were you doing in your car when someone saw you? Men are now being accused of weaponizing going to the bathroom to poop Don't make a video of yourself farting if you work at Chick-fil-a While women are going through menopause, men are dealing with I.M.S. Tell us what you still do for your ex
Snack-cidents and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-28-26 28.09.2026 1:28:28
Tell us about your snack-cident, when you ate something you didn't mean to eat A new study says you have a better chance of conceiving if you have more sex...DUH! When your teenager gets sent home from the after party because the police were called If you have been in prison and come into money, some states can take it as debt Movies with the first best 10 minutes
Jeff Logan, Jet Greaves, and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 9-25-26 25.09.2026 1:33:37
Goose believes it is unacceptable to have a washer and dryer that do not match Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State Football Blue Jackets goalie, Jet Greaves, also came in to talk CBJ Is it ok to take an iced coffee into a job interview?
A.I. Soldiers and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-24-26 24.09.2026 1:30:14
It sucks when you pick up your cigarette and hit it and realize it isn't yours Goose has found out that when you get married, you now have to follow rules When you find a bomb, don't put it in your car and drive it to the police station Japan has told the world that they are now building AI robots for the military Things that are wildly overrated
Human Sink Hole and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-23-26 23.09.2026 1:26:42
Is an animnal cracker actually a cracker or is it a cookie? You can now go to a salon to have someone lightly scratch you If your Door Dash driver gets in an accident down the street, just go grab food You have to be a Metallica fan if you want to win tickets in this contest People who try to tell animals what to do
Boob Rest and Fileted Bodies - The Morning Blitz 9-22-26 22.09.2026 1:20:51
The first ever fight between a human and a robot finally happened Tell us what you overheard being said that you weren't suppose to hear The Bodies Exhibition will now show bodies in sexual positions What is the craziest thing you ever did during a fight with your significant other? The new 'Boob Rest' pose is the latest trend on social media
Renaming Artificial Intelligence and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-21-26 21.09.2026 1:16:33
Tell us what your name would be if it was the place you were conceived A girl explains why she always gets cash back at the grocery store...we are doomed People keep killing a scary Massachusetts coyote, but it keeps coming back Are you keeping a serious secret that could upend someone's life? What it really means to be an adult
Stolen Mario Music and Barking Dogs - The Morning Blitz 9-18-26 18.09.2026 1:40:45
Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football Comedian, Chris Porter, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyBone We think the Mario Brothers video games stole the music in hte games If you can't say your ABCs, then you are going to get cuffed What you enjoy going to a nightclub with your parents? That's a thing now
Hooking Up At Work and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-17-26 17.09.2026 1:17:48
A man builds snowmen around tree stumps due to jerks plowing down kids' snowmen The majority of women remove their bra as soon as they walk in their home everyday Do you have a room or place at your work where people go to hook up? An Ohio man went full Wolverine after he was sentenced at the court house People have parties for strange reasons nowadays
The Kids' Menu and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-16-26 16.09.2026 1:29:12
There are people with specific things that you just simply do not mess with How to deal with a boss who brings his 9 year old brat kid to the office all the time A new pumpkin decoration called "Jabberin' Jack" sings a raunchy song What were you so desperate for, that you went to great extremes to get it? Some adults want to eat from the kids' menu and some restaurants will not allow that
Weird Kids and Advice For Crappy People - The Morning Blitz 9-15-26 15.09.2026 1:28:21
Who was that weird kid in your school that could do weird things no one else could? A young boy had an accident in his pants and his best friend was really cool about it Tell us how you got injured by something funny A drunk man drove 150 miles....oh, he was also blind Your car is easy to find when the back window says "Fat Chicks Only"
You Got Knocked The F Out and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-14-26 14.09.2026 1:19:53
Goose caused a man to have the worst day of his life at a sports bar How did you get completely knocked out cold? How often you should replace your pillow Tell us how your parents destroyed your childhood dream Is it okay for a woman to breastfeed a baby that is not hers?
Free To Fart and Football Friday - The Morning Blitz 9-11-26 11.09.2026 1:33:50
We revisit what was happening on the Blitz 25 years ago today Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk Ohio State vs Texas Gen Alpha has changed society by deciding that it is ok to fart freely Would you take parenting advice from childless people? Tell us how you handle it when someone in line is still shopping at the grocery store
Blue Collar Insults and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-10-26 10.09.2026 1:23:42
What is that one movie quote you would get a tattoo of? A mayor likes to run around with no pants on and will no longer be mayor Women admit that they weigh themselves before and after they poop We reenact drama from social media about the school bus stop You will need medical help if an eel ACCIDENTALLY crawls up your b-hole
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