The Morning Blitz

You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns? Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kid A U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King Charles Some people have a different official start of summer The most misseplled words in America may surprise you

Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concern Goose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theater Tell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in public We have now been informed that there are 4 different alien species among us We have found a side hustle for college kids

Fancy food words from menus that instantly make us roll our eyes Football is not the worst sport for high school injuries Erin Brockovich is declaring war on data centers A.I. completely screws up a college graduation Wager websites are trying to claim they are not gambling sites

If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal? Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their butts A man's butt indicates how healthy he is Tell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accident Google translations don't always come out right

Remembering the Sonic Temple weekend...well maybe just parts of it Kelly was searching for something online and now may be on a list Tell us how your parents threw away your childhood Man cleavage is becoming a very popular fashion statement Waymo vehicles continue to run into problems

Tell us what you blew money on just because you were too lazy Would you get on a public bus that went 140 miles per hour? Calling dibs on something before someone dies There is an STD on the rise and it's called 'Rain Rot' From pictures to the dance, proms have gone beyond elaborate

The rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing Women want men to stop wearing flip flops What is the strangest thing you did naked? Tell us what you have never experienced that 99% of people have

Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them? Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussion Beware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprints Does anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage? The NFL Schedule for 2026

Separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms Who has the worst fans in pop culture? Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anyway Tell us the odd living situation you are in Scientific studies that were completely unnecessary

Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world again Goose finds more misheard lyrics Harry Baals may be getting a building named after him When you find a movie or TV show emulating your life The best fads of the 90s

Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the Funnybone Tell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart out A listener calls in and helps us prank his mom Could Hantavirus become the next pandemic? Things people do when they are alone

Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recall The CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for it Women tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hours More societal norms that are being ditched this year Music artists are getting blue dot fever

Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard company A listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear it Men tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hours People in other countries are creeped out by great American smiles Toys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd

Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingle Top guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar Center Tell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiot There is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cereal The sporting event that literally gave you goosebumps

Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit song Spirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to fly When did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real? The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effect Christian Slater is the younger version of Jack Nicholson

Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weed You have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to Mars Our new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614 Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket list Ass Man and the Butt Nut

Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the shower New cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safe A text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop Song Words or phrases your toddler picked up and will not stop saying The new trend of fiber maxxing

80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one song Goose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crooked A dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugs Getting interrupted while you are watching your favorite TV show Do not have sex on the balcony of the cruise ship!

Tell us your desired super power, but with a condition Did you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident? We taste test different water to see if we can tell a difference The best movies based on a true story A woman used an 11 second clip to fake being at over 1800 work meetings

Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time! The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinner A.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear real Tell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the answers Thoughts from the NFL draft

Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drug There are way too many parking spots designated for special conditions People showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be there A local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasons The Subway slap heard round the world

A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand why Comedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone You might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize it Dave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords are Don't blow it for everyone

Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave? Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaine Tell us what outdated name you still call something by Bands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a member The cost of condoms is about to go way up

Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sick Tell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to dating We tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test Tuesday We quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school things A bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear

Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it? Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like him Did we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here? One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the plane Goose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend