99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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Latest episode

Oct 14, 2026

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Episodes

The Best 'Yeahs' In Songs and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-9-26 09.09.2026

We want to know the best "Yeahs" in songs A.I. can now run background checks on first dates or anyone you want A mom wants to know if it's ok to flirt with a coach to help her daughter make the team? Everyday inconveniences that drive us crazy The NFL season kicks off tonight

Goose Is A Married Man and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-8-26 08.09.2026

Goose got some great therapy at his wedding thanks to Thick Rick's wife Florida tourism wants to cross promote the state with GTA6, but they don't know the game People at Goose's wedding were confused by the family dynamic here at the radio station Make $10,000 per month as an icre cream taste tester for Snoop Dogg The greatest sci-fi movies of all time

Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-3-26 03.09.2026

Goose had to go have a chat with a salon manager and defend Nora's honor Buckeye Hall Of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk Ohio State football Walgreens has come out with what may be the worst product ever We break out the mythical coin of destiny to find out how things will go for Goose's wedding One man shows us why you should never go skydiving with cats

Viral Badgers and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-2-26 02.09.2026

Big Bird went online and asked how everyone was doing and did not get a great response Goose is over the wedding prep after his rehearsal dinner took 17 minutes What do people think they are really good at until they run into a professional? Should there ever be a guest at wedding that slept with the bride or the groom in the past? The serial butt sniffer is back at it again

Manly Women and Bat Dreams - The Morning Blitz 9-1-26 01.09.2026

What adult thing did you think you would never have to explain to an adult? Things that some women do just like a man Before you decide to go to the Burning Man festival, you better check out the rules Women love to start relationships with prisoners and now we have the reasons why According to Ranker.com, Ohio does not put off very good vibes

Hot Takes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-31-26 31.08.2026

Wagers are now being placed on Goose's wedding Goose thinks it's cheating because Thick helped his friend with his fantasy football draft Kids love chicken nuggets...what are chicken nuggets in other countries? Tell us when you got into a big fight with your significant other before a huge event Goose asked his fiance for one last day at home by himself before their wedding

Car Troubles and Strange Laughs - The Morning Blitz 8-28-26 28.08.2026

There was Goose with a broke down car off the road while in dire need of a bathroom Vin Diesel tried to sing Dolly Parton and it did not go well The strangest laughs from people on the internet Compact discs are making a comeback Obetz Mayor, Angela Kirk, stops by the show to talk Zucchini Fest

Oreogate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-27-26 27.08.2026

Police are catching on to burying contraband on festival grounds Due to a possible medical issue with his dog, Goose went golfing Florida has a dicso chicken problem The mom drama on social media is blowing up over Oreogate What is romance and does your partner think you are romantic?

Dusty Slay Interview 8-25-26 27.08.2026

Our full interview with comedian Dusty Slay

The Perfect Columbus Couple and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-26-26 26.08.2026

Rice Crispies created a train wreck of a day for Goose When were you the victim or beneficiary of accidental nakedness? A man thinks it is crazy that his wife washes the dog bowl after every meal A weatherman has gone viral for out of control laughing during his forecast Kelly was sure Goose was a commando guy

Deshaun Watson, Jed York and School Trouble - The Morning Blitz 8-25-26 25.08.2026

Deshaun Watson was the big news in Ohio and then Jed York said 'hold my beer' How did your kid get in trouble at school already? We want to know if you would eat at this particular restaurant Senior citizens are really enjoying their weed these days Tell us the rule that was created at your work specifically because of what someone did

Would You Rather and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-24-26 24.08.2026

A ridiculous 'Would You Rather?' that no one wants to answer Tell us what you can no longer raw dog and actually have to prepare for Gen Z is now telling millennials what isn't cool anymore Thick Rick was ready to run away from the Hollywood Casino Darth Vader showed up a city council meeting

Goose's Bachelor Party and Fighting Kindergarteners - The Morning Blitz 8-21-26 21.08.2026

If 5 kindergarteners came at you every 30 seconds, how many could you take out? We tell you about a conversation and you tell us if it was with a person or A.I. We are headed to Hollywood Casino for Goose's bachelor party tomorrow Tell us which of these things just simply should not exist What specialized insurance do you have to have for your business?

A Fart Corner and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-20-26 20.08.2026

What a Gen Xer wants in order to get him to attend concerts again A teacher established a fart corner in her classroom complete with a sign Insults in other countries that are superior to the United States If you could set up a GoFundMe for anything, what would it be? Bluntman from the Gathering of the Juggalos has been arrested

A.I. Pee and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-19-26 19.08.2026

A campaign wants people to seend their pee to cool data centers You can't go online and say you are going to bomb Applebee's Blitz Therapy: Her daughter is 19 and dating a 30 something What high school pranks were pulled on freshmen at your high school? Not realizing you just got stabbed or shot until someone else sees the blood

A Live Grenade and High School Movies - The Morning Blitz 8-18-26 18.08.2026

School starts this week...what is the best movie revolving around high school? Tell us the grossest thing you ever got on yourself Columbia House is closing down the business after over 70 years The four hosemen of a doomed relationship Discounts are great, but not when it comes to plastic surgery

A Karate Kid Debate and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-17-26 17.08.2026

Things get weird when local news people go off script Animated videos of rock stars acting out their lyrics Is Thick Rick boring or is he just a simple kind of man? The strangest teams that Big 10 teams played against in the 1800s The best states to visit if you are a swinger

Unhappy Meals and Bath Water - The Morning Blitz 8-14-26 14.08.2026

Josh Homme takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops for the first time. Would you drink a liter of your spouse's bath water for $1,000? Funny insults that people don't realize are insults Goose is very upset about the new Happy Meal topy at McDonald's Tell us who is on your concert bucket list

Eating On The Toilet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-13-26 13.08.2026

Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date? Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen before There are people who will eat while sitting on the toilet Chat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whale Goose is completely baffled by someone having a foot fetish

Dr. Amazon and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-12-26 12.08.2026

He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissed Dr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out there What is the new asbestos that is killing us these days? Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go off If a cashier forgets to ring something up, do you say anything?

Drunk On Taste Tuesday and Hump A Rainbow - The Morning Blitz 8-11-26 11.08.2026

Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anyway A woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yard Do you preview a menu before going to the restaurant? Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new place The Great Bourbon Affair taste test

Shawn Wayans and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-10-26 10.08.2026

Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone Getting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in return Tell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of something You have to be careful when you schedule events during football season Spending extra money on luxury things that are just not worth it

Letting Kids Win and Her Crazy Noises - The Morning Blitz 8-7-26 07.08.2026

That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst way Did you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex? There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about it A debate on whether or not you should let your kids win at games You can now go back to Blockbuster to rent a movie...virtually

A Dumb Debate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-6-26 06.08.2026

Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoon Who would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime? New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the top The best punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football league Most unusual baby names of the past year

Family Lottery Drama and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-5-26 05.08.2026

Goose created quite the smell through our building Celebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobs We read a crazy story from weird wide web A specific item at Chipotle is now making people sick The new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any friends

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