The Morning Blitz

A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work? You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a week Learn your fate with the Magical Coin of Destiny The folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store Day You can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down

A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer show Everyone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn down What historical item do you wish you could own? Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to display their Great Value products Goose drove 131 mph on 270 yesterday

Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class? Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is coming Tell us your neighborhood pet peeve We found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in college Why is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?

The names of foreign items can be very funny or odd, like Jussipussi bread in Finland If you go to dinner with someone rich, do you automatically assume they will pay the bill? You can talk to A.I. Jesus for just $1.99 a minute Could you do two weeks of digital detox from your phone? Soon, you could get your vaccines simply by drinking beer

How long do you keep a family member's ashes after they pass? The things America does better than any other country A Ugandan general demands $1 billion and the hottest girl from Turkey Two chimpanze tribes in Uganda are having a civil war Swiping on Tinder while in the middle of a major S.W.A.T. operation

Multiple songs with misheard lyrics that all sound like variations of 'fart' Finding a fully intact bird feather buried in your granola bar Bobaflex stopped by to hangout ahead of their Saturday night show at the Newport Warning labels on things that we cannot believe people need to be warned about A dumb debate about a grilled cheese sandwich

According to Microsoft, you should not trust Microsoft Copilot Great movie scenes that had no impact on the movie itself How did things go very wrong when you tried to self medicate? Tell us the thing you have stopped buying just because it has gotten too expensive The Gathering of the Juggalos will not return to Legend Valley this year

Tell us the really weird thing your pet does Have you ever been waitlisted for a party and then invited in the second round? There was drama at the Alum Creek dog park due to an aggressive Doberman Women used to give birth standing or squatting but it wasn't convenient for doctors Goose is upset with the talkers at the Broadway theater show he went to

One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parents If you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be? Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific food More and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight loss A massive penis parade just took place in Japan

A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade level WKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio station Normal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driver How much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people? Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" done by Disturbed

A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt Lake Goose is a terrible Jew Tell us what you would have on your concert tour ryder Spending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowance A massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest

Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have video Tell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the money Do you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like? The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissors Your cat hates you

Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep? A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTok Gmail will finally allow you to change your email address Tell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having fun A woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak

Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the world These survival tips squash old survival myths Do you question your kid's motive when they compliment you? Sometimes people just say really dumb things People want an investigation into all the meteor action going on

Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivor Getting everything from free trial offers A TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effects Someone signed Goose up to every government web site out there A calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today

Kids start practicing deception at 10 months old Professors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I. It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racist Maxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapes The perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants

The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearance Goose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwear A better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb' Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this year What is the worst neighbor you ever had?

A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunks Goose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster Jam A woman cheated on her man and married a train Emily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs advice Tell us what you would like in your adult Easter basket

Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today? Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrested Tell us which 80s movies still stand the test of time The sport of sperm racing is leveling up An incredible fact about the movie, American Pie

Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can? The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been released Lazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice tray Quicksand has become a huge problem in Arizona The best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z

Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone You have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO! There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce' The point in life when you stop caring what other people think The best rock band logos

19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone dead Tell us something you learned in school that you have never used since Things that you can and can't bring on a plane Birds are becoming addicted to nicotine Divorced parents trying to steal their kid's first time moments from each other

Is it a red flag if a guy is 42, never married, and has no kids? A college has created a little device to count your farts for science A deaf woman was kicked off a flight for not listening Some people are finding that they are too old to party hard.  Some are not. Be warned that robot dogs are now guarding data centers

Ohio is the king of college dodgeball and it isn't even close Irish Celtic names sound nothing like they are spelled Tell us what you finally come around to after resisting it for years Stop listening to medical advice from TikTok Does calling 'Dibs!" still count?

Movies that are 10 out of 10 with zero bad parts Australia is developing AI using real human brain cells Target is overhauling their stores and removing toys Kelly spent the entire weekend without power Yes you can get a DUI driving a golf cart