99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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Latest episode

Oct 14, 2026

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Episodes

Muse Clues and Lesbian Nuns - The Morning Blitz 6-16-26 16.06.2026

People walk in a circle counter clockwise and no one can figure out why Men need to listen to these helpful tips We play a fart sound and then guess which animal it came from Tell us what your trip of a lifetime would be Taste Test Tuesday: Kelly and Thick Rick have never had Culver's 

A 4 Ton Potato and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-15-26 15.06.2026

A Columbus funeral director was asked if he cook take an Ebola case People visiting the U.S. for the World Cup have good things to say our country A home owner is suing the seller for not warning him about the neighbor South Korea is using fake online stores to help shopping addicts get their fix Top 10 drum intros in rock music history

Tan Maxxing and Bird Riffs - The Morning Blitz 6-12-26 12.06.2026

A guy online makes breakdowns and riffs from birds singing As divided as Americans are, we actually agree on a lot more than we realize Tell us who your local hero is Even A.I. is trying to scam us now The best movies of the past 25 years

F My Life and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 6-11-26 11.06.2026

If you want to work in a computer chip facility, be prepared for the odor Sex Workers in Silicon Valley are getting $6,000 hour for sexy A.I. talk People in Canada can actually be fined by the language police The most famous cars from 80's movies and TV shows If you order food, you don't get to demand it for free because you don't like it

Good Nut and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 6-10-26 10.06.2026

People are missing once in a lifetime moments due to their phones Blitz Therapy: she broke his record player and he won't let it go Sleep in and skip the crowd by doing Backwards Beach Day What did you have to sell in order to afford life and career? Tell us which websites you miss from before 2005

Practice Dating and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 6-9-26 09.06.2026

Has anyone ever actually been asked for their high school diploma? Gen Z is now practice dating on people in order to hone their social skills Buckeye Nation Days are here and you can get 60% off all the OSU gear A meteorologist continues to give the weather even though the studio is on fire Celebrity men who dated much younger teen girls

Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-8-26 08.06.2026

He had his crank in his left hand Tell us what you left inside a hot car that became a problem St. Benedict's School makes kids hike 55 miles to move to 10th grade Do you become a different person based on your environment? Rambo and Spiderman behaving badly

The Grove City Mafia and Wake N Bake Trivia - The Morning Blitz 6-5-26 05.06.2026

Which is worse, finding out your kid is being bullied or your kid is the bully? A Grove City TikTokker says there are rules for entering the suburb Tell us that thing that has been ruined now that so many people know about it Would you date someone who already knew a lot about you? The science world brings us some crazy stuff this week

Sperm Maxxing and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 6-4-26 04.06.2026

Goose had a feeling of cold feet on his way to work this morning If an adult man has all his old school trophies on display, is that a red flag? Guys are now sperm maxxing to fight falling sperm counts We get into a debate about how much luck plays a part in life Were you the person that parents warned their kids about?

Breaking Up With A Witch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-3-26 03.06.2026

You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you want Tell us what you broke when you were angry A woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals make We get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpaste Bad things start happening to you after you break up with a witch, what do you do?

Highway To Hell and Yearbook Drama - The Morning Blitz 6-2-26 02.06.2026

You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for? Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking out Are kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them? Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something working Bad or cheesey movies that you love anyway

Let A Bitch Be and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-1-26 01.06.2026

Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in Miami Tell us how you completely overreacted to a small situation Google wants to get into the mosquito killing business TSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earth Goose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that

Man Cereal and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-28-26 28.05.2026

Feral hogs are invading Ohio Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it There is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole

Single Life Luxuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-27-26 27.05.2026

Soccer fans will start a chant for any reason Joi. AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation research The top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out on A UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this week If you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?

Austism Test and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-26-26 26.05.2026

You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do? U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countries Tell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an event Thick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD? Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get

Worst Punishment and Misspelled Words - The Morning Blitz 5-22-26 22.05.2026

You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns? Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kid A U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King Charles Some people have a different official start of summer The most misseplled words in America may surprise you

Bare Feet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-21-26 21.05.2026

Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concern Goose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theater Tell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in public We have now been informed that there are 4 different alien species among us We have found a side hustle for college kids

Sports Injuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-20-26 20.05.2026

Fancy food words from menus that instantly make us roll our eyes Football is not the worst sport for high school injuries Erin Brockovich is declaring war on data centers A.I. completely screws up a college graduation Wager websites are trying to claim they are not gambling sites

Gargoyle Butts and Healthy Butts - The Morning Blitz 5-19-26 19.05.2026

If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal? Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their butts A man's butt indicates how healthy he is Tell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accident Google translations don't always come out right

Sonic Temple Recap and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-18-26 18.05.2026

Remembering the Sonic Temple weekend...well maybe just parts of it Kelly was searching for something online and now may be on a list Tell us how your parents threw away your childhood Man cleavage is becoming a very popular fashion statement Waymo vehicles continue to run into problems

Rain Rot and Sonic Temple - The Morning Blitz 5-15-26 15.05.2026

Tell us what you blew money on just because you were too lazy Would you get on a public bus that went 140 miles per hour? Calling dibs on something before someone dies There is an STD on the rise and it's called 'Rain Rot' From pictures to the dance, proms have gone beyond elaborate

Sonic Temple and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-14-26 14.05.2026

The rules of the mosh pit and crowd surfing Women want men to stop wearing flip flops What is the strangest thing you did naked? Tell us what you have never experienced that 99% of people have

Car Ranch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-13-26 13.05.2026

Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them? Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussion Beware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprints Does anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage? The NFL Schedule for 2026

The Worst Fans and Jimmy Buffet Maxxing - The Morning Blitz 5-12-26 12.05.2026

Separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms Who has the worst fans in pop culture? Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anyway Tell us the odd living situation you are in Scientific studies that were completely unnecessary

Kelly's Back and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-11-26 11.05.2026

Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world again Goose finds more misheard lyrics Harry Baals may be getting a building named after him When you find a movie or TV show emulating your life The best fads of the 90s

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