The Morning Blitz

We ask you one question and then guess if you wake n bake Goose gives Thick and Kelly a quiz on Gen Z slang 80% of men have nicknamed their junk...tell us your nickname We do a blind taste test with different colored Fruit Loops Should people be allowed to record you with Meta glasses?

People are now using A.I. to tell themselves how to talk socially How should gift giving be handled for people on their second marriage? A dumb debate over how tall a leprechaun is The best movie soundtracks to have sex to NFL football on Thanksgiving Eve

Goose's new dog got her first buzz when she ate one of Goose's gummies What strange thing was delivered to your house that you didn't order? Today's Blitz Therapy letter caused a heated arguement Every single kid in America is on their phone at school The happiest cities in the country

Rock stars who went solo and failed miserably People leave a lot of bizarre things at the airport Kelly's struggle with Sonic Temple this year Ohio State president resigns over inappropriate relationship Strange school team names

Would you accept this guy's money offer to keep his odd collection for a week? The TV shows, movies, and songs that turn people on the most Goose had his proudest parental moment over the weekend Robbing a bank with a Google translator Having sex in a port-a-potty

A Pontiac, Michigan teacher goes off on a crazy, hilarious tirade at a student Strong man and WWE legend, Mark Henry, joins us ahead of the Arnold Expo Goose can ask a girl one question and guess her boob size Tell us how you ended up in a place you definitely should not be Get paid $100,000 for eating Wendy's food and talking about it

Tell us where you were when you had an emergency poop situation What are you famous for on any level? Goose is fed up with drivers on Roberts Rd. The best fictional dancers in movies When you say the wrong thing and immediately want to crawl in a hole

Bethany wants to know the best way to hook up with her doctor Washington State has banned companies from putting microchips in their employees Women always act shocked when they are proposed to, but they really aren't The greatest fictional football players in movies New Game Of Thrones Movie

If you finally meet God, what is the first question you would ask? Things that were named wrong and what they should be called Tell us how many people have you kissed in your lifetime Huey Lewis and The News in the News Opposite song titles

The cop said she had her phone in her right hand, but she had no right hand A different take on mishead song lyrics Parents who were so tired they made bizarre mistakes This man holds the world record for the smallest penis Let's have a ranch dressing milkshake...said no one ever

The new Spotify Urn will let you take music into the afterlife Most guys are more turned on by a messy girl who just got out of bed Goose defended himself this morning for using roadside assistance to change a tire Why do people with no kids drive a mini van? We need to get answers from the Mythical Coin of Destiny

Couples being sober together Would you take $10,000,000 today in exchange for losing the last 10 years of your life? Funny outtake of Goose trying to record a promo Forget about college, just go to Youtube University Coronavirus is coming back in July

Goose thinks the new family dog might be racist Benny Blanco has dirty feet and farts like a girl What brand would you get tattooed on your body for free stuff? You really need to be buying new underwear more often than you do Rank these 4 movie villains

How did you get over on a business that did you wrong? You plan a suprise weekend getaway and tell your girl to be ready to go in 3 hours Tell us the big thing you finally tried and it was not that impressive Certain foreign words sound very inappropriate in the U.S. Canadian hockey fan reaction to the U.S. winning the gold medal

You can see Kid Rock in the front row for a small fee of $5,000 Having kids cuss in your company commerical is good for business Tell us the medical mistake or misdiagnosis that happened to you You could be on stage with Three Days Grace when they play Nationwide Arena Movie cliches that never happen in real life

Dumb debate...a BLT is not a real sandwich We tried to call the president of Burger King on the air An Australian reporter was live on the air and drunk at the Olympics After you are arrested for the 36th time, maybe you should stay in jail Tell us what you are trying for the first time this weekend

Strange things that people have had stuck inside their bodies Did you ever sneak out of the house as a parent? A dumb debate over boneless chicken wings Thick Rick plays an animal fart...Goose and Kelly guess the animal Female Hermann's tortoises are jumping to their death due to male sexual aggression

Sounds everyone should know that make you sit up and take notice You told him you loved an activity when you met, but you really don't....now what? It can be incredibly harmful to stay awake for multiple days in a row The group of states that would win a drinking contest You have to keep exercising your brain as you get older or else

We all know major red flags, but what about the small subtle red flags Ranking the toughest and the easiest sports Tell us the strangest place you ever attended a wedding Which horror movie villains could you beat up? A dumb debate over looking dumb, but being smart

Did something cause a fight and ruin your Valentine's Day? People are upset because ChatGPT broke up with them on Valentine's Day The Olympic Village ran out of condoms already Strangest place you met your partner The greatest movie and TV presidents

Getting arrested at the Olympics for something you did 16 years ago The last York Steakhouse has been saved Houdini the orangutan has an ongoing feud with Otis in San Diego Don Jamieson calls in ahead of his appearance at our live comedy show Buying repair gifts because you broke your relationship

A heavy metal singer won a medal at the Olympics Kelly is all in on Love Is Blind, but Goose and Rick are out People are betting on whether people will bet on the return of Christ 100 raccoons invaded a woman's home Real danger comes with being a delivery driver

You can now buy smart underwear that will analyze your farts Be careful if you use A.I. to summarize your online company meetings What over the top thing did someone do to try and impress you? The corniest rock songs from the 80s Season 10 of Love Is Blind begins tonight here in Columbus

A new sport where men run straight into each other as hard as they can How did you screw up when you visited someone's home for the first time? The 90s were cool, but not nearly as great as everyone thinks The singer of Great White auditioned for American Idol and made it to Hollywood What are your comfort TV shows?

The best situations for having a beer Thick Rick's Superbowl party was hijacked by a 3 year old Tell us what almost killed you The hilarious notes made by a judge during a Texas chili cookoff Superbowl 60