The Morning Blitz

Comedian, Jamie Lissow, joins us ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone Tell us about the worst battle you ever had with a sibling The first ever pizza with iguana topping You probably should not swim in something called Paraná River If you dine and dash, don't return the next day for your charging cord

How far did you get as a kid when you ran away from home? No more using your big junk to ski jump farther at the Olympics People think some of their old school home features should be brought back Honey has been recalled because it is causing erections The grocery store chain with the lowest prices

Ryan Air wants people to stop wearing jeans on their airplanes Goose is trying to improve himself by being more proper Now Google thinks they invented the light switch Don't worry that your tap water tastes salty Free food and drink tasting at Target

A luxury you can never give up once you've experienced it New brain-reading headphones learn which songs give you goosebumps If you were a class clown, what are you doing now? Men will be men, even when it's A.I. Siamese twins Stand by your woman or she might cut it off

Goose suddenly has a huge man crush on Jason Mamoa A dumb debate over whether or not water gets stale and changes flavor What caused you to walk off the job? Tiffany Haddish took a dump in her boyfriend's shoe Please don't use a flamethrower to thaw out your pipes

Josh is now the name of the male Karen A man used his lottery winnings to build a generic drug empire What became a problem when you forgot to strap it down? A massive food recall could empty your kitchen The $100,000 Pyramid game

People are growing tired of TikTok and moving toward Upscrolled What did you audition for? Getting it on with a vacuum in the street Outtake of Thick trying to pronounce tennis player names and failing Biggest winter weather searches

Comedy movies that really could have been horror movies What would you name your snow plow? There is a trend of people putting down their tech and going analog There are new messages on sweetheart candies The Doomsday Clock is closer to midnight than ever before

What would you put in the museum of personal failure? Driving with your car on fire With schools closed, we must play the Price Is Right Crank and jerk for tickets to the fishing show City officials were getting it on in the middle of the street

A grocery store employee sassed Goose over the weekend What are the rules if your spouse dies before you? A mom played a trick on her son's bully and taught him a lesson It turns out size does matter, but we really already knew that The things people take from hotel rooms the most

Flight attendants will automatically judge you if you do these things The best compliment you can give a woman How far could you throw a 25 lb weight? Teenagers still think money grows on trees Getting it on in a Raising Cane's resturant

We are about to get crushed by a massive winter storm Deicing fluid leaked all over a passenger inside a jet Would you let your 12 year old quit school for a professional gaming career? Strange reasons for taking your car to the shop If you find cocaine off the Florida coast, remember, it likely belongs to a cartel

Past reality shows that would never fly today Michigan boy scout built a nuclear reactor A wife is addicted to watching the same TV show over and over A.I. still has work to do because it currently can't spell People listed their funniest PG rate insults

Things that are not worth fixing Back in the day, drive-ins used to show porn on the back screen This summer, the earth could lose gravity for a few seconds Normal adult tasks that feel fake when you do them Normal Or Nope? Paper plates and glass plates

Goose's crowded sound filled trip to the bathroom A man has gone viral with a list of chores he had to do as a kid Sports fans who say 'WE' when discussing their favorite team Different nicknames people around the world call 'that time of the month' Netflix wants movie makers to keep telling viewers the plot lines

Americans are wasting millions of dollars on this one unnecessary thing Research shows that men would live longer if they just cut off their junk Goose says donuts have gone too far...what else has gone too far? If you want a fight, just fish too close to someone else's spot Internet scams have gone next level

The most perfect comedy movies of all time Goose had no choice but to kick an animal yesterday When did you have some really great dumb luck? That was not holy water dripping from a statue of Jesus Sometimes you have to use the bathroom of the opposite sex

Sports that you wouldn't think are dangerous, but really are One of the best 'Would you rather' questions for Goose We give Kelly a Gen Z slang quiz Picking out a great orange is all about the booty hole Tell us a nickname you secretly use for a coworker

Things people want their cell phones to be able to do by 2036 A man invented a device that let's drivers scroll TikTok by honking their horn Goose stole something our of the radio station refrigerator What bizarre encounter did you have with an ex? Playing Russian Roulette with grapes for big money

What are you done caring about in 2026? The year 2016 has become a social media theme for some reason Releasing your dog's anal glands He only drank when he was at a red light A new sport called Padel is the new rage

Who has had the worst 2026 so far? Tell us your unhinged concert lineup You answer one question and we guess if you wake n bake The most creative way to tell your fantasy football commissioner to pay up A woman is addicted to snorting her food

Someone rode a horse through a Target store China has come up with the greatest deterrent ever What did you accidentally throw away? Please return the beloved walrus penis to the restaurant F My Life

Kids no longer find farts to be funny....what has happened? Predictions from the 1950s What dates do you have circled on the calendar this year? NFL player sues ex for publicly revealing his giant junk Luxury items from 20 years ago

Goose actually looks up spoilers before going to see a movie David Lee Roth just announced a spring tour and it's coming to Ohio You can place a bet on Jesus Christ returning in 2026 House rules and board games will cause a fight every time A debate over special sauce vs secret sauce

Goose went to Pittsburgh and found the city to be full of mean people How did you injure yourself over the holidays? The things people shoved in their butts in 2025 How you raise your kids changes as you keep having them Making cheese out of humans