The Morning Blitz

Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the Funnybone Tell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart out A listener calls in and helps us prank his mom Could Hantavirus become the next pandemic? Things people do when they are alone

Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recall The CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for it Women tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hours More societal norms that are being ditched this year Music artists are getting blue dot fever

Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard company A listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear it Men tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hours People in other countries are creeped out by great American smiles Toys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd

Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingle Top guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar Center Tell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiot There is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cereal The sporting event that literally gave you goosebumps

Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit song Spirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to fly When did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real? The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effect Christian Slater is the younger version of Jack Nicholson

Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weed You have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to Mars Our new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614 Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket list Ass Man and the Butt Nut

Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the shower New cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safe A text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop Song Words or phrases your toddler picked up and will not stop saying The new trend of fiber maxxing

80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one song Goose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crooked A dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugs Getting interrupted while you are watching your favorite TV show Do not have sex on the balcony of the cruise ship!

Tell us your desired super power, but with a condition Did you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident? We taste test different water to see if we can tell a difference The best movies based on a true story A woman used an 11 second clip to fake being at over 1800 work meetings

Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time! The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinner A.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear real Tell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the answers Thoughts from the NFL draft

Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drug There are way too many parking spots designated for special conditions People showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be there A local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasons The Subway slap heard round the world

A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand why Comedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone You might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize it Dave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords are Don't blow it for everyone

Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave? Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaine Tell us what outdated name you still call something by Bands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a member The cost of condoms is about to go way up

Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sick Tell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to dating We tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test Tuesday We quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school things A bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear

Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it? Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like him Did we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here? One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the plane Goose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend

A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work? You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a week Learn your fate with the Magical Coin of Destiny The folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store Day You can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down

A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer show Everyone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn down What historical item do you wish you could own? Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to display their Great Value products Goose drove 131 mph on 270 yesterday

Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class? Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is coming Tell us your neighborhood pet peeve We found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in college Why is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?

The names of foreign items can be very funny or odd, like Jussipussi bread in Finland If you go to dinner with someone rich, do you automatically assume they will pay the bill? You can talk to A.I. Jesus for just $1.99 a minute Could you do two weeks of digital detox from your phone? Soon, you could get your vaccines simply by drinking beer

How long do you keep a family member's ashes after they pass? The things America does better than any other country A Ugandan general demands $1 billion and the hottest girl from Turkey Two chimpanze tribes in Uganda are having a civil war Swiping on Tinder while in the middle of a major S.W.A.T. operation

Multiple songs with misheard lyrics that all sound like variations of 'fart' Finding a fully intact bird feather buried in your granola bar Bobaflex stopped by to hangout ahead of their Saturday night show at the Newport Warning labels on things that we cannot believe people need to be warned about A dumb debate about a grilled cheese sandwich

According to Microsoft, you should not trust Microsoft Copilot Great movie scenes that had no impact on the movie itself How did things go very wrong when you tried to self medicate? Tell us the thing you have stopped buying just because it has gotten too expensive The Gathering of the Juggalos will not return to Legend Valley this year

Tell us the really weird thing your pet does Have you ever been waitlisted for a party and then invited in the second round? There was drama at the Alum Creek dog park due to an aggressive Doberman Women used to give birth standing or squatting but it wasn't convenient for doctors Goose is upset with the talkers at the Broadway theater show he went to

One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parents If you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be? Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific food More and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight loss A massive penis parade just took place in Japan

A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade level WKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio station Normal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driver How much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people? Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" done by Disturbed