99.7 The Blitz
The Morning Blitz
The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!
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Episodes
Christmas Timing Challenge and Joke Swap - The Morning Blitz 12-19-25 19.12.2025 1:46:22
We channel SNL and their annual joke swap where we read each other's jokes for the first time Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, stops by to talk Buckeyes and the college football playoffs By huge demand, we break out more of the bleeped Christmas carols Gary Busey has given us all a wonderful Christmas gift We do a timing challenge using all Christmas songs
Free Weed For Christmas and Healing Farts - The Morning Blitz 12-18-25 18.12.2025 1:35:24
A dumb debate about when to put the lights on the Christmas tree An African bar with a prison in the basement Goose did something that he thinks no one else has ever done What crazy Christmas injury did you suffer? How Chat GPT would respond if it were on drugs
Goose Got In A Car Wreck and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 12-17-25 17.12.2025 1:37:51
Have you ever had to sign an NDA? Spain has an odd Christmas tradition of a log pooping out presents Is it a red flag if your girlfriend cut off contact with her family and won't discuss why? The ugly truths behind many of your favorite Disney stories An Amazon delivery driver is also a porch pirate
Rockin The Menorah and Kid Arguements - The Morning Blitz 12-16-25 16.12.2025 1:37:48
A company created a dating app for kids....what could go wrong? What did you buy because you saw it in a movie or TV show? Things you wanted and didn't get as a kid, but then bought as an adult What are the biggest things you fight with your kids about? The new Washlet toilet seat should be on your Christmas wish list
Music Evolution and Pet Dependants - The Morning Blitz 12-15-25 15.12.2025 1:29:18
More and more women are into watching porn That there is an RV Selling things that you inherited Gen Z thinks vibe dating is a new idea Wham's 'Last Christmas' is much better by Slipknot
Big Little Pains and Flavored Cocaine - The Morning Blitz 12-12-25 12.12.2025 1:42:30
What are those little physical things that are incredibly painful? Comedian, Dale Jones, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone Former Blue Jacket, Tyler Wright, stops by as the CBJ continues their 25th anniversary American traditions that most people think are going away permanently We break out the Mythical Coin of Destiny
Wearing Shorts And A Hoodie In Winter and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 12-11-25 11.12.2025 1:32:08
Do you always blame the person who got you sick? Today is National Breakup Day...are you celebrating? These identical twins do everything to remain identical. EVERYTHING! What is that one thing about your partner that does it for you? Google is using one A.I. to control another A.I. Skynet is coming!
Big Little Heartbreaks and Lightning Bum - The Morning Blitz 12-10-25 10.12.2025 1:31:00
Goose has everyone compete at the one breath challenge The big little heartbreaks that can happen at any moment Sending pictures of your b-hole to the doctor We visit FessHole, our favorite confessions site Taking the new boyfriend home for the holidays
Insulting Christmas Bonuses and the Firehouse Fapper - The Morning Blitz 12-9-25 09.12.2025 1:30:22
The things we hate to do in front of other people What Christmas bonus did you get that was very odd or insulting? A firehouse employee has been self-pleasuring in public spaces at multiple firehouses Air BnB and Vrbo rentals are falling due to their silly rules Trying to do things with your non dominant hand
My Wiener's In The Rain and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 12-8-25 08.12.2025 1:34:17
Goose blew up the bathroom at Sloopy's bar Boy moms deal with strange behavior from their young sons What if you recieved your personal Pornhub Wrapped list for the year A guy made money daily by interviewing people for a job that didn't exist Goose's fiance beat Thick Rick at fantasy football
Dumb Pet Things and Armpit Licking - The Morning Blitz 12-5-25 05.12.2025 1:34:47
The fetish of armpit licking is a growing trend Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football The dumbest thing your pet ever did Flat earthers can now own a huge company if they can do this The science of it all
Don't Blow It For Everyone and Sled Alternatives - The Morning Blitz 12-4-25 04.12.2025 1:23:18
Two completely different movies have the exact same storyline Comedian, Greg Warren, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone A different kind of birthday party is trending and Goose is not having it If someone looks crazy, chances are they probably are crazy When you couldn't afford a real snow sled, what did you use as an alternative?
Inappropriate At The Christmas Party and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 12-3-25 03.12.2025 1:23:51
We get into a dumb debate about washing pillows A listener is wondering if her coworker was inappropriate at the company Christmas party No tax on tips does not apply in the porn industry The annual lesbian pie eating contest You have to be careful about what you search on the internet
Crazy Ex Lovers and a Natural High - The Morning Blitz 12-2-25 02.12.2025 1:20:03
A yoga dude has a bizarre way to get high without drugs A daytime threesome in a Winn Dixie parking lot Something you would be good at that you have never done What crazy thing did your crazy ex do? Young people online really need to fact check themselves
Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome and Spy Pigeons - The Morning Blitz 12-1-25 01.12.2025 1:25:17
Goose has a bone to pick with New York City Ryan Day finally won THEE game Have you ever 'scromited' from smoking weed? Having one of these is normal, but having two of them is just weird Spy pigeons are now a real thing
Cool Movie Villains and THEE Game - The Morning Blitz 11-26-25 26.11.2025 1:47:12
Buckeye legened, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk about THEE game A listener is breaking up with her boyfriend and he and her dad are good friends Movie villains that are much cooler than the good guy The top things people forget before Thanksgiving If you steal a trail cam, it is still recording
A Dumb Attire Debate and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 11-25-25 25.11.2025 1:37:27
Did you end up with a person you never thought you would be with? Get me a beer woman! The great holiday attire debate Goose cooked up something special for Taste Test Tuesday Rules required to marry an aristocrat
Your Weird Body and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 11-24-25 24.11.2025 1:29:48
Goose yelled at his fiance over the weekend Most of us have weird things on our bodies that are beyond our control You might want to think twice before making your bed in the morning That horrible moment you put your foot in your mouth It makes a huge mess when an eagle drops a cat on your windshield
Mythical Coin Of Destiny and Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan - The Morning Blitz 11-21-25 21.11.2025 1:44:50
You can learn your fate by asking the Mythical Coin of Destiny a question Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football We ask you a question and then guess if you wake 'n' bake The press tour for the new Wicked movie is over and Goose has questions Pet turkeys are a real thing
I Crapped My Pants and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 11-20-25 20.11.2025 1:32:36
William Shatner crapped his pants...where did this happen to you? Ozzy Osbourne was on a pop song with Madonna in the early 80s Tell us about your family holiday drama What were you dragged to? A Columbus made vodka was named the best vodka in the world
What Women Want and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 11-19-25 19.11.2025 1:33:40
We put together a panel of women to discuss what women really want Racoons could become common domestic pets in the near future Goose is still having an issue with his Cologuard test My friend saw my dad at a swingers club A threesome sounds like it would be fun until someone gets mad
You Can't Have Too Much and A.I. Families - The Morning Blitz 11-18-25 18.11.2025 1:35:16
People are now getting married to A.I. and having A.I. children You can get paid to watch football and yell at your TV Face mites are living and having sex on your face right now See Lynyrd Skynyrd and Foreigner together without a single original member Is being a stay at home parent actually an easy job?
Swallow It Whole and Losing Your Touch - The Morning Blitz 11-17-25 17.11.2025 1:29:19
Things that aren't supposed to be exposed What were you great at, but now have lost your touch? Non essential things we spend our money on Do not try to swallow a whole hamburger Giving yourself glitter balls
Talking To Dead People and A Beaver Battle - The Morning Blitz 11-14-25 14.11.2025 1:43:44
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk OSU football Aaron Johnson from the Blue Jackets stops by as we celebrate 25 years of the CBJ You get bit by a tick, then eat a burger and die, because you were alergic to the meat A.I. will now let you talk to your past relatives for the rest of your life Texts from last night
I Don't Know Why It Hurts and Bad Commercials - The Morning Blitz 11-13-25 13.11.2025 1:31:14
Tell us what hurts and you don't know why What type of TV commercials do you hate the most? Iconic yells and screams in rock songs Goose brought his poop box in this morning The most unfairly criticized professions
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