The Morning Blitz

A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade level WKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio station Normal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driver How much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people? Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" done by Disturbed

A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt Lake Goose is a terrible Jew Tell us what you would have on your concert tour ryder Spending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowance A massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest

Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have video Tell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the money Do you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like? The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissors Your cat hates you

Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep? A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTok Gmail will finally allow you to change your email address Tell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having fun A woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak

Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the world These survival tips squash old survival myths Do you question your kid's motive when they compliment you? Sometimes people just say really dumb things People want an investigation into all the meteor action going on

Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivor Getting everything from free trial offers A TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effects Someone signed Goose up to every government web site out there A calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today

Kids start practicing deception at 10 months old Professors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I. It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racist Maxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapes The perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants

The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearance Goose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwear A better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb' Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this year What is the worst neighbor you ever had?

A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunks Goose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster Jam A woman cheated on her man and married a train Emily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs advice Tell us what you would like in your adult Easter basket

Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today? Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrested Tell us which 80s movies still stand the test of time The sport of sperm racing is leveling up An incredible fact about the movie, American Pie

Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can? The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been released Lazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice tray Quicksand has become a huge problem in Arizona The best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z

Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone You have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO! There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce' The point in life when you stop caring what other people think The best rock band logos

19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone dead Tell us something you learned in school that you have never used since Things that you can and can't bring on a plane Birds are becoming addicted to nicotine Divorced parents trying to steal their kid's first time moments from each other

Is it a red flag if a guy is 42, never married, and has no kids? A college has created a little device to count your farts for science A deaf woman was kicked off a flight for not listening Some people are finding that they are too old to party hard.  Some are not. Be warned that robot dogs are now guarding data centers

Ohio is the king of college dodgeball and it isn't even close Irish Celtic names sound nothing like they are spelled Tell us what you finally come around to after resisting it for years Stop listening to medical advice from TikTok Does calling 'Dibs!" still count?

Movies that are 10 out of 10 with zero bad parts Australia is developing AI using real human brain cells Target is overhauling their stores and removing toys Kelly spent the entire weekend without power Yes you can get a DUI driving a golf cart

We ask you one question and then guess if you wake n bake Goose gives Thick and Kelly a quiz on Gen Z slang 80% of men have nicknamed their junk...tell us your nickname We do a blind taste test with different colored Fruit Loops Should people be allowed to record you with Meta glasses?

People are now using A.I. to tell themselves how to talk socially How should gift giving be handled for people on their second marriage? A dumb debate over how tall a leprechaun is The best movie soundtracks to have sex to NFL football on Thanksgiving Eve

Goose's new dog got her first buzz when she ate one of Goose's gummies What strange thing was delivered to your house that you didn't order? Today's Blitz Therapy letter caused a heated arguement Every single kid in America is on their phone at school The happiest cities in the country

Rock stars who went solo and failed miserably People leave a lot of bizarre things at the airport Kelly's struggle with Sonic Temple this year Ohio State president resigns over inappropriate relationship Strange school team names

Would you accept this guy's money offer to keep his odd collection for a week? The TV shows, movies, and songs that turn people on the most Goose had his proudest parental moment over the weekend Robbing a bank with a Google translator Having sex in a port-a-potty

A Pontiac, Michigan teacher goes off on a crazy, hilarious tirade at a student Strong man and WWE legend, Mark Henry, joins us ahead of the Arnold Expo Goose can ask a girl one question and guess her boob size Tell us how you ended up in a place you definitely should not be Get paid $100,000 for eating Wendy's food and talking about it

Tell us where you were when you had an emergency poop situation What are you famous for on any level? Goose is fed up with drivers on Roberts Rd. The best fictional dancers in movies When you say the wrong thing and immediately want to crawl in a hole

Bethany wants to know the best way to hook up with her doctor Washington State has banned companies from putting microchips in their employees Women always act shocked when they are proposed to, but they really aren't The greatest fictional football players in movies New Game Of Thrones Movie

If you finally meet God, what is the first question you would ask? Things that were named wrong and what they should be called Tell us how many people have you kissed in your lifetime Huey Lewis and The News in the News Opposite song titles