The Morning Blitz

The cop said she had her phone in her right hand, but she had no right hand A different take on mishead song lyrics Parents who were so tired they made bizarre mistakes This man holds the world record for the smallest penis Let's have a ranch dressing milkshake...said no one ever

The new Spotify Urn will let you take music into the afterlife Most guys are more turned on by a messy girl who just got out of bed Goose defended himself this morning for using roadside assistance to change a tire Why do people with no kids drive a mini van? We need to get answers from the Mythical Coin of Destiny

Couples being sober together Would you take $10,000,000 today in exchange for losing the last 10 years of your life? Funny outtake of Goose trying to record a promo Forget about college, just go to Youtube University Coronavirus is coming back in July

Goose thinks the new family dog might be racist Benny Blanco has dirty feet and farts like a girl What brand would you get tattooed on your body for free stuff? You really need to be buying new underwear more often than you do Rank these 4 movie villains

How did you get over on a business that did you wrong? You plan a suprise weekend getaway and tell your girl to be ready to go in 3 hours Tell us the big thing you finally tried and it was not that impressive Certain foreign words sound very inappropriate in the U.S. Canadian hockey fan reaction to the U.S. winning the gold medal

You can see Kid Rock in the front row for a small fee of $5,000 Having kids cuss in your company commerical is good for business Tell us the medical mistake or misdiagnosis that happened to you You could be on stage with Three Days Grace when they play Nationwide Arena Movie cliches that never happen in real life

Dumb debate...a BLT is not a real sandwich We tried to call the president of Burger King on the air An Australian reporter was live on the air and drunk at the Olympics After you are arrested for the 36th time, maybe you should stay in jail Tell us what you are trying for the first time this weekend

Strange things that people have had stuck inside their bodies Did you ever sneak out of the house as a parent? A dumb debate over boneless chicken wings Thick Rick plays an animal fart...Goose and Kelly guess the animal Female Hermann's tortoises are jumping to their death due to male sexual aggression

Sounds everyone should know that make you sit up and take notice You told him you loved an activity when you met, but you really don't....now what? It can be incredibly harmful to stay awake for multiple days in a row The group of states that would win a drinking contest You have to keep exercising your brain as you get older or else

We all know major red flags, but what about the small subtle red flags Ranking the toughest and the easiest sports Tell us the strangest place you ever attended a wedding Which horror movie villains could you beat up? A dumb debate over looking dumb, but being smart

Did something cause a fight and ruin your Valentine's Day? People are upset because ChatGPT broke up with them on Valentine's Day The Olympic Village ran out of condoms already Strangest place you met your partner The greatest movie and TV presidents

Getting arrested at the Olympics for something you did 16 years ago The last York Steakhouse has been saved Houdini the orangutan has an ongoing feud with Otis in San Diego Don Jamieson calls in ahead of his appearance at our live comedy show Buying repair gifts because you broke your relationship

A heavy metal singer won a medal at the Olympics Kelly is all in on Love Is Blind, but Goose and Rick are out People are betting on whether people will bet on the return of Christ 100 raccoons invaded a woman's home Real danger comes with being a delivery driver

You can now buy smart underwear that will analyze your farts Be careful if you use A.I. to summarize your online company meetings What over the top thing did someone do to try and impress you? The corniest rock songs from the 80s Season 10 of Love Is Blind begins tonight here in Columbus

A new sport where men run straight into each other as hard as they can How did you screw up when you visited someone's home for the first time? The 90s were cool, but not nearly as great as everyone thinks The singer of Great White auditioned for American Idol and made it to Hollywood What are your comfort TV shows?

The best situations for having a beer Thick Rick's Superbowl party was hijacked by a 3 year old Tell us what almost killed you The hilarious notes made by a judge during a Texas chili cookoff Superbowl 60

Comedian, Jamie Lissow, joins us ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone Tell us about the worst battle you ever had with a sibling The first ever pizza with iguana topping You probably should not swim in something called Paraná River If you dine and dash, don't return the next day for your charging cord

How far did you get as a kid when you ran away from home? No more using your big junk to ski jump farther at the Olympics People think some of their old school home features should be brought back Honey has been recalled because it is causing erections The grocery store chain with the lowest prices

Ryan Air wants people to stop wearing jeans on their airplanes Goose is trying to improve himself by being more proper Now Google thinks they invented the light switch Don't worry that your tap water tastes salty Free food and drink tasting at Target

A luxury you can never give up once you've experienced it New brain-reading headphones learn which songs give you goosebumps If you were a class clown, what are you doing now? Men will be men, even when it's A.I. Siamese twins Stand by your woman or she might cut it off

Goose suddenly has a huge man crush on Jason Mamoa A dumb debate over whether or not water gets stale and changes flavor What caused you to walk off the job? Tiffany Haddish took a dump in her boyfriend's shoe Please don't use a flamethrower to thaw out your pipes

Josh is now the name of the male Karen A man used his lottery winnings to build a generic drug empire What became a problem when you forgot to strap it down? A massive food recall could empty your kitchen The $100,000 Pyramid game

People are growing tired of TikTok and moving toward Upscrolled What did you audition for? Getting it on with a vacuum in the street Outtake of Thick trying to pronounce tennis player names and failing Biggest winter weather searches

Comedy movies that really could have been horror movies What would you name your snow plow? There is a trend of people putting down their tech and going analog There are new messages on sweetheart candies The Doomsday Clock is closer to midnight than ever before

What would you put in the museum of personal failure? Driving with your car on fire With schools closed, we must play the Price Is Right Crank and jerk for tickets to the fishing show City officials were getting it on in the middle of the street