99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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Latest episode

Jul 1, 2026

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Episodes

Take That Baby Outside and Mathieu Olivier - The Morning Blitz 10-7-25 07.10.2025

Columbus Blue Jacket, Mathieu Olivier, joins us in studio A man complains to a woman at a restaurant about her baby making noise Rush is having a reunion tour and they will play a date in Ohio What is something that other people are really into and you just don't get it? I did it all for the nookie in a funky, soul kind of way

Other People's Drama and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-6-25 06.10.2025

Goose witnessed other people's drama at the Bengals-Lions game Taylor Swift has a new song that is all about Travis Kelce's giant junk Living in a home where you are severely outnumbered by the opposite sex People ran a 50K race while having to stop and eat Taco Bell 10 times Goose's gummy thoughts from last night

Don't Blow It For Everyone and Petabits - The Morning Blitz 10-3-25 03.10.2025

Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State football Companies are starting to charge people for applying for a job Rob Zombie's 'Dragula' like you have never heard it before You can be dumb and make great money doing these jobs Japan has created the fastest internet connection ever

Grandparents Rule and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-2-25 02.10.2025

Did your grandparents help cover for you and keep you out of trouble? Goose tried to ask Jack Nicklaus for help with his golf game Do not have electronic items plugged in with you in the bathtub Kelly vs Goose in a middle school science quiz A.I. is taking over everything

No Shoes At Work and Jiaoying Summers - Blitz Morning 10-1-25 01.10.2025

Comedian Jiaoying Summers joins us live in studio There are companies that now require their employees to take their shoes off Crazy or strange things you caught on camera A wedding guest was so hungry that she ordered a pizza People are turning to AI for mental health therapy

Side Hustle For Men and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-30-25 30.09.2025

Who got a big, amazing gift, but was not happy with it over something small? We have found a huge demand for men to work these jobs What crazy thing did you get stuck in your eye? A guy with drugs believed a police horse could smell drugs Old time names that our grandparents had

Dumb Ways You Got Hurt and The Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 9-29-25 29.09.2025

We discuss the dumb ways we all have injured ourselves Target and Walmart are trying to hide their prices which can change any minute Home remedies from China and your grandmother A high school teacher fed a sick kitten to a snake in front of students Gummy thoughts and the timing challenge

Don't Knock It Til You Try It and Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan - Blitz Morning 9-26-25 26.09.2025

Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back to talk Ohio State football Sharks are in the news for being kinky People say 'Don't knock it til you try it' about these things Live Nation CEO says concert tickets are not expensive enough Huey Lewis makes the news so much better

Life Saving Movie Quotes and One Hit Wonders - Blitz Morning 9-25-25 25.09.2025

We dive into Kelly's suburban dictionary If you had to quote a movie to save your life, what movie would you select? Tradwives seem to be making a comeback Recipes for every kind of roadkill Breaking News: Don't smoke weed while you are pregnant

World Record Wednesday and FessHole - Blitz Morning 9-24-25 24.09.2025

Goose attempts to set a world record for pushing an orange with his nose Dating advice from 2,000 years ago The couple that were outed at the Coldplay concert say they are just friends Women love to talk about other women More co0nfessions from FessHole

We Are Robots and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-23-25 23.09.2025

Hilarious things that you witnessed older people doing Agree or disagree with food statements Names that you legally cannot give your child Taste Test Tuesday on the Jewish new year We are creatures of habit because we are programmed robots

That's Not Worth The Money and Doggy Birthday Parties - Blitz Morning 9-22-25 22.09.2025

A woman is having a baby with a the same guy her daughter is having a baby with There is a video out there of Goose being interviewed drunk on High Street Things that are absolutely not worth the money Eventually your pet tiger will get upset with you Please do not invite us to your doggy birthday party

Normal Is Creepy and Bat Wings - Blitz Morning 9-19-25 19.09.2025

What is normal to you, but also creepy at the same time? Online searches by people asking if they are weird Kelly asks Goose to explain what bat wings are A school teacher should leave her cocaine at home Florida nudists are not happy with Elon Musk

The Window Of Ish and Cocaine Is Back - Blitz Morning 9-18-25 18.09.2025

How long is the window of 'ish' in terms of time? Cocaine has made a resurgence and it's much cheaper now Crazy place you were locked in for a long time You cannot fly your plane that close to Air Force One National cheeseburger day

What No One Else Does and Fess Hole - Blitz Morning 9-17-25 17.09.2025

What do you do that you don't believe anyone else does? Great confessions from Fess Hole Public urination seems to be a common problem There was cheating at the world stone skipping championship Fake accusations by jealous coworkers

Turning In Your Kid and Indecent Proposals - Blitz Morning 9-16-25 16.09.2025

How bad would a crime have to be to turn in your kid? We discuss the real villains in these movies Agree or disagree: 80s movie edition Most and least trustworthy accents in the United States Goose is all in for an indecent proposal Taste Test Tuesday

Couples Sharing Cars and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 9-15-25 15.09.2025

There are couples who will randomly drive each of their cars Things you learned in school that are completely worthless now The Patrick Swayze theory Dumb debate over Usain Bolt and Joey Chestnut Gummy thoughts on a Monday

Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Goose Snores - Blitz Morning 9-12-25 12.09.2025

Things that we survived as kids that would emotionally detroy today's kids Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us on a football Friday Kids who are gamers make more money as adults than non gamers Walmart bans a man from bringing his emotional support alligator into the store Bear hunting at Cornell University

Kid With No Name and School Trouble - Blitz Morning 9-11-25 11.09.2025

A couple did not name their kid for over a year What did your kid already get in trouble for at school? Hire a mariachi band to play while you kick your cheating spouse out Who ripped one? F my life

World Record Wednesday and Scrotox - Blitz Morning 9-10-25 10.09.2025

We attempt to break another world record this morning Men who are sagging in their nether area can get scrotox to lift that up The things that Gen Z has gotten right What are you currently obsessed with? The NFL fan base that drinks the most

Multiview For Women and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-9-25 09.09.2025

It's Taste Test Tuesday and just because it's chocolate doesn't mean it's good What common trait do you have through generations of your family? Hey let's get drunk and drive a Barbie Jeep to get a Slurpee Multiview on TV should be available for more than just sports and news A guy got Ferris Buellered when he gave his car keys to a valet

What To Give Aliens and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 9-8-25 08.09.2025

If we find aliens, what 2 items would you give them to represent humanity? Should you lose your job just for being a jerk away from work? Boomers have now joined everyone else in being addicted to their phones Goose had a terrible football weekend Gummy thoughts

Worst Work Mistakes and Football Friday - Blitz Morning 9-5-25 05.09.2025

Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back for week 2 What is the worst mistake you ever made at work? Gen Alpha has a bunch of new slang terms, but some are actually old Smokus Pocus is a weed infused magic show coming to Columbus Could we possibly be living in a simulation like the Matrix?

Medieval Health Tips and a Spit Hood - Blitz Morning 9-4-25 04.09.2025

We have health tips from medieval times and some will still work Are you someone who overthinks everything everyday? Don't run from police...especially when naked and covered in mud How much money you will actually get if you win the Powerball You can rent a person to be just about anything in Japan

We Attempt A World Record and Sonic Temple Bands - Blitz Morning 9-3-25 03.09.2025

A few heavy bands were announced for Sonic Temple 2026 We try to break a Guiness world record for high fives in 30 seconds Scammed by an astronaut who needed money to buy oxygen in space We prank Kelly in a round of Rock N Rumble Goose is not a fan of sightseeing

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