The Morning Blitz

What would you put in the museum of personal failure? Driving with your car on fire With schools closed, we must play the Price Is Right Crank and jerk for tickets to the fishing show City officials were getting it on in the middle of the street

A grocery store employee sassed Goose over the weekend What are the rules if your spouse dies before you? A mom played a trick on her son's bully and taught him a lesson It turns out size does matter, but we really already knew that The things people take from hotel rooms the most

Flight attendants will automatically judge you if you do these things The best compliment you can give a woman How far could you throw a 25 lb weight? Teenagers still think money grows on trees Getting it on in a Raising Cane's resturant

We are about to get crushed by a massive winter storm Deicing fluid leaked all over a passenger inside a jet Would you let your 12 year old quit school for a professional gaming career? Strange reasons for taking your car to the shop If you find cocaine off the Florida coast, remember, it likely belongs to a cartel

Past reality shows that would never fly today Michigan boy scout built a nuclear reactor A wife is addicted to watching the same TV show over and over A.I. still has work to do because it currently can't spell People listed their funniest PG rate insults

Things that are not worth fixing Back in the day, drive-ins used to show porn on the back screen This summer, the earth could lose gravity for a few seconds Normal adult tasks that feel fake when you do them Normal Or Nope? Paper plates and glass plates

Goose's crowded sound filled trip to the bathroom A man has gone viral with a list of chores he had to do as a kid Sports fans who say 'WE' when discussing their favorite team Different nicknames people around the world call 'that time of the month' Netflix wants movie makers to keep telling viewers the plot lines

Americans are wasting millions of dollars on this one unnecessary thing Research shows that men would live longer if they just cut off their junk Goose says donuts have gone too far...what else has gone too far? If you want a fight, just fish too close to someone else's spot Internet scams have gone next level

The most perfect comedy movies of all time Goose had no choice but to kick an animal yesterday When did you have some really great dumb luck? That was not holy water dripping from a statue of Jesus Sometimes you have to use the bathroom of the opposite sex

Sports that you wouldn't think are dangerous, but really are One of the best 'Would you rather' questions for Goose We give Kelly a Gen Z slang quiz Picking out a great orange is all about the booty hole Tell us a nickname you secretly use for a coworker

Things people want their cell phones to be able to do by 2036 A man invented a device that let's drivers scroll TikTok by honking their horn Goose stole something our of the radio station refrigerator What bizarre encounter did you have with an ex? Playing Russian Roulette with grapes for big money

What are you done caring about in 2026? The year 2016 has become a social media theme for some reason Releasing your dog's anal glands He only drank when he was at a red light A new sport called Padel is the new rage

Who has had the worst 2026 so far? Tell us your unhinged concert lineup You answer one question and we guess if you wake n bake The most creative way to tell your fantasy football commissioner to pay up A woman is addicted to snorting her food

Someone rode a horse through a Target store China has come up with the greatest deterrent ever What did you accidentally throw away? Please return the beloved walrus penis to the restaurant F My Life

Kids no longer find farts to be funny....what has happened? Predictions from the 1950s What dates do you have circled on the calendar this year? NFL player sues ex for publicly revealing his giant junk Luxury items from 20 years ago

Goose actually looks up spoilers before going to see a movie David Lee Roth just announced a spring tour and it's coming to Ohio You can place a bet on Jesus Christ returning in 2026 House rules and board games will cause a fight every time A debate over special sauce vs secret sauce

Goose went to Pittsburgh and found the city to be full of mean people How did you injure yourself over the holidays? The things people shoved in their butts in 2025 How you raise your kids changes as you keep having them Making cheese out of humans

We channel SNL and their annual joke swap where we read each other's jokes for the first time Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, stops by to talk Buckeyes and the college football playoffs By huge demand, we break out more of the bleeped Christmas carols Gary Busey has given us all a wonderful Christmas gift We do a timing challenge using all Christmas songs

A dumb debate about when to put the lights on the Christmas tree An African bar with a prison in the basement Goose did something that he thinks no one else has ever done What crazy Christmas injury did you suffer? How Chat GPT would respond if it were on drugs

Have you ever had to sign an NDA? Spain has an odd Christmas tradition of a log pooping out presents Is it a red flag if your girlfriend cut off contact with her family and won't discuss why? The ugly truths behind many of your favorite Disney stories An Amazon delivery driver is also a porch pirate

A company created a dating app for kids....what could go wrong? What did you buy because you saw it in a movie or TV show? Things you wanted and didn't get as a kid, but then bought as an adult What are the biggest things you fight with your kids about? The new Washlet toilet seat should be on your Christmas wish list

More and more women are into watching porn That there is an RV Selling things that you inherited Gen Z thinks vibe dating is a new idea Wham's 'Last Christmas' is much better by Slipknot

What are those little physical things that are incredibly painful? Comedian, Dale Jones, joins us ahead of his weekend at the Funny Bone Former Blue Jacket, Tyler Wright, stops by as the CBJ continues their 25th anniversary American traditions that most people think are going away permanently We break out the Mythical Coin of Destiny

Do you always blame the person who got you sick? Today is National Breakup Day...are you celebrating? These identical twins do everything to remain identical.  EVERYTHING! What is that one thing about your partner that does it for you? Google is using one A.I. to control another A.I.  Skynet is coming!

Goose has everyone compete at the one breath challenge The big little heartbreaks that can happen at any moment Sending pictures of your b-hole to the doctor We visit FessHole, our favorite confessions site Taking the new boyfriend home for the holidays