The Morning Blitz

77% of adults would like to eat off the kids menu. We took that one step further. Kelly Quinn wants to Hoola Hoop and Pogo Stick. Thick wants to fish and play video games all day and Lewis wants a giant bowl of cereal, in front of the TV, watching cartoons. We asked Blitz Nation,what is the one thing you wish you were a kid again so you could do?

We asked Blitz Nation to gvie a guy advice in 3 words. Never get married. It's a trap. She's not fine. The list goes on and on and we discussed it. 

 Walkiing Dead, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, and more. Great shows right? If you could erase the memory you have of watching a show, which one would you want to watch again for the first time?

A guy named Deez Nuts committed a crime. That is his legal name so we asked each other what we would legally change are names to?

 Some kids stole stakes from Lewis' yard. They didn't even sword fight. They just through them in another yard down the street. Were they disrespectful or is Lewis a grumpy old man? We also askecd Blitz Nation to weigh in. 

 Which rock front man charges the most for a Cameo? We played a game to find out this morning with tickets to Nothing More on the line. 

Slash has a new blues album coming out. Wolfgang and David Lee Roth have beef. Manson is heading out on tour and Tess is in to talk about all of it. 

Wrestling Legend, The Honky Tonk Man is in Columbus this weekend. He is doing a signing at Hobbies Galore, but he spent some time with Lewis first. 

 Thick Rick presented us all with a few things that we think are normal, but might not be. Stuff like eating marshmellows out of your cereal first and practicing your sex face in the mirror. 

 You wake up as the opposite sex. What is the first thing you do?  That is the question that Lewis asked Blitz Nation this morning. We also discussed super loads. They are not related to the previous question. 

700 Million is the prize. You have to go two years with no sex. Any takers? It is that simple, but Thick made it a little more complicated.

Lewis waited for nearly 15 min in line to check out. He and one other guy were the only ones in the store, but the worker kept making pizza, counting things, and not checking them out.

The Morning Blitz invited Codi to join the show. We played The Match Game for the first time and had a little fun. We got to use words like lube and penis. Sometimes we act 12.

Rick found a place that does naked bowling. Lewis immediately thinks this a good idea and Blitz Nation should get involved. Balls out!

Another episode of Couples Therapy. This one is a little out there. A guy presented a girl named Rachel with a dating contract. It contained agreements to buy gifts, say nice things, and other dating norms. If violated, the fine was $2000. She signed it. Would you?

We talked about drinking. It is getting down right pricy to drink at concerts. This caused us to discuss the merit of drinking White Claw.

Gen Z calls laying in bed a herkle durkle. Not sure why. We discussed that, hitting the snooze, and a vibrating bed. Oh, Lewis' dog also used to humps his monkey in bed.

Tess was back for another Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked Sebastian Bach and why Skid Row seems to hate him.

Tom Brady, at 46, runs a faster 40 yd dash than he did at 22. The Morning Blitz decided they could run a 40 yd. Kelly is ready to go now. The guys would like a couple of months to train.

We talked about phones in the bathroom and your stance at the urinal. We tackle the tough discussions on the show.

A teacher at school was trying to teach her class about different types of metals. She allowed to sword fight and we talked about it.

Couples Therapy is always interesting. Today we hear from a dude who decided to move in with his girl. It was all going well until her mom moved in. We discussed at lenght and even tried to answer a burning question from Blitz Nation, "Is the mom hot?"

Everything is getting more expensive. If you are middle class, you know this. They are saying that there will soon be things we can no longer afford. Here are 5 of them...

This morning Lewis' 7 week win streak camed to an end curousey of the great Kelly Quinn. Thick Rick's losing streak...well that is another story.

The Westerville Schools Superintendent resigned after 5 months. We were curious to know the shortest amount of time you have spent on a job?