The Morning Blitz

A woman ordered Door Dash and then crawled and out of the window to get it. We began to wonder why? Food hiding? Walk of shame? We are not really sure. 

 We try to sensor ourselves, but sometimes it just sounds ridiculous. Today was one such day.

 People have been stealing from Air Force One. Kelly would be all about it. She wants a monogramed bath robe. We kind of jokingly asked about theft when your tax dollars already pay for it. 

 April Fools Day has been going strong for awhile. Some of us appreciate a good prank. Kelly Quinn is not one of them. She is not alone. 40% of Americans are with her.

 The former president is selling bibles. This inspired Lewis to write a few verses to sell. 

 30 bucks for a shot and to get slapped in the face by a hot girl. Two people brought their kids to the beach, got hammered drunk, and let them wander off. It must be spring break. 

Florida has a law going into play in 2025. They are starting age verification for socials. Is it a good idea? Is it government overreach? We talked about it. 

 A couple of pro athletes are in the news for sports gambling and not in a good way. We all probably saw this coming, but we discussed it on the Morning Blitz. 

Ohio has aweed school! We discussed and wonder what a scholarship might be like

 We played Soundiculous. Thick was the defending champ, but it was Kelly's typewrited that stole the show. 

 Thick asked us which animals we thought we could best in hand to hand combat. He pretty much decided he could beat the majority of animals shy of a gorrilla, lion, grizzly, etc. We basically decided he is the new Chuck Norris. 

 Tess was in for this week's Blitz Rock Rundown. We got into a discussion about Limp and talked about Metallica losing a pretty hefty lawsuit. 

We had a lengthy discusssion about Guns N Roses this morning. We found out that Kelly Quinn is not a fan of Mr Rose. 

 We asked another round of questions for Normal or Nope. We cover washing towels seperate, licking salt off of pretzels, and organizing M&Ms based on comic book super hero colors. 

 Lewis is a bit bleak. He talks about only living another 25 years. Mega Millions is almost a billion dollars. If he were to win, he thinks it wold go like this....

 Lewis bought a car part. He tried to return it, but the shipping cost more than the initial purchase. He waited 6 days for a customer serivce call back and then was told they wouldn't help him. 

A kid in Germany spends ten grand a year and lives on a train. His laptop and back pack is all he has. We talked about the minimalist lifestyle, cool spots to live, and then it took a turn. Kelly Quinn isn't having this life when it comes to an RV. 

 Another round of Soundiculous with AX7 tickets on the line. It has been 6 weeks, but Thick finally ended his losing streak! 

 Last week we asked Blitz Nation to give guys some advice. It had to be 3 words or less. This week, it was time for the ladies to get some unsolicited advice. 

 Several artists talk about stopping shows to use the bathroom. There is a true anxiety that comes from having to drop a deuce in a bar. We discussed how better it can feel to be regular. 

 Our dude Robert Schuerger of warforyou.com fame stopped in. We have had a lot of things pop up over the last week or so that needed some legal explanation. We covered those and the proposed ban on Tik Tok.

 Tess came in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked a little ACDC, some Staind, and asked Tess why she was sporting some temporary tats. 

 Saturday morning cartoons. They have a spot in all of our hearts. We asked you for your 4 favorites of all time! 

Some wicked weather came through the area last night. Kirsch had some damage at his house and so did a lot of other people. 

 No guns in Canada. They say if a theif comes to your door, just give them your car keys. This idea didn't sit well with Blitz Nation