The Morning Blitz

 Drew Barrymore used to be a wild child, pose for Playboy, and be quite a rebel. Those days are gone. She thinks America needs a hug and found the most cringe worthy way to tell us. 

Tess came in with a Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked Amy Lee joinging Linkin Park and are mixed on the new Motley Crue track. 

Back in the day, you might have run up your phone bill by calling a 1-900 Number. Thick found one that you could just call to cry and Kelly wants to hear confessons. 

KQ had a friend that was kickout of a Valvoline. We wanted to know if thre was anyplace that you had been kicked out of. One proud card carrying member of Blitz Nation was kicked out of a state! 

Marty, Sean, and Jimmy from Bobaflex stopped by. We talked about their show tomorrow night at the Newport, but we also had them play a cutthroat game of Soundiculous! 

 We have tickets to Megadeth in Cincinnati. Kelly sings a song and you guess which one! 

Lewis was hiking in Groveport and took a wrong turn. He found his way back nearly 20,000 steps later. 

A couple of days ago we talked about a You Tuber who harrassed Alec Baldwin. We have an update and determined that people still hate Baldwin. 

Lewis had a great idea for a job. He was super happy about it until Thick came along and took a dump on it. We then played Soundiculous. Spoiler alter: Thick did not win. 

 Once upon a time we enjoyed 5 for 5, 3 dollar value meals, and ate like kings at Taco Bell. Those days are gone and people are not happy about it. We discussed the high cost of fast food! 

 Tess came in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked about Ozzy's new colab, James Hetfield's new tat, and  camel toe? 

 Lewis had English Muffins in the fridge. They were pitched without his knowledge. We've all been there. You have something in the fridge you want to eat, but when you go to get it, gone! We discussed. 

 We've all been there. The food isn't right, the service is bad, people's kids are out of control. We all have pet peeves when we go out to eat. We discussed. 

You have to pick one song and sing it perfectly. The prize is a million dollars. What would be your go to song? Rick picked GNR. Kelly went with Megadeath and Lewis chose Ice Ice Baby. Basically, it was Morning Blitz Karaoke. 

 There are some parents giving kids the day off to listen to the new Taylor Swift album. Kelly was in love with this idea and Lewis was not. Shocker, they argued about it! 

Lewis and Thick had an idea to start a weed truck. They think they can jump into the food truck industry with a mobile weed truck. 

 Tess was in for the Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked fasting, shower habits, and a band named Jellyroll is suing Jelly Roll. 

We talked about unusal bathroom habits. The end of this one is worth the wait! 

Every now and again they decide to bring back an old show. They are going to try again with Melrose Place. We asked Blitz Narion which show they would remake. 

 Our favorite attorney Rober Schuerger stopped by. We talked all about squatters, took a few questions from Blitz Nation, and got into some WWE. 

 School lunches are changing. Schools are beginning to do away with lunchables, but burritos and soybean burgers are still ok? 

 We spent the solar eclipse in Delaware. There is another one in a couple of years in Egypt. Hearing this, Thick Rick wants to climb the Sphinx to watch it.

 Band merch is a bit expensive. We found out now people are buying, but know nothing about the band. We discussed with Blitz Nation. 

You lend someone 10 bucks to play the lottery. They win. How much do they owe you since it wouldn't have happened without your money? 

 A daughter went for a drive with her mom. Prior to them leaving, she put a sign on the back of the car asking drivers to beep their horns and flip off her mom. The results are entertaining.