99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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99.7 The Blitz

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Comedy

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theblitz.com

Latest episode

Jul 1, 2026

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Episodes

Should Self Checkouts Be A Thing Of The Past? 26.02.2024

Some grocery stores are getting rid of self checkout. We discussed and talked about some annoying things that happen when you're shoppiing?

Louder Than Life and New Linkin Park 26.02.2024

Tess came by for another Blitz Rock Rundown. We talked the Louder Than Life lineup and how for $2400, you can glamp all weekend long. We also talked new Linkin Park and replacing Chester.

Almost To Your Door Dash? 23.02.2024

Does your Door Dasher need to come to your door? What if you live in a secure lobby apartment complex or business? We debated. Thick wants that food at his door. What about you?

Can You Back Out Of a Kidney Donation 23.02.2024

A guy is having second thought about donating his kidney to his brother in law. The donation is set to happen in a couple of days. We debated whether it was cool for him to back out.

Weed Math 23.02.2024

It's Friday and of course we discuss how much weed you can get out of one plant.

Lies, Lies, Tell Us Lies 22.02.2024

A girl went on a date who told her he was a contract killer. Not sure what kind of flex that is, but it was a lie. We decided to ask Blitz Nation what kind of lies they had been told.

Armageddon In Two Weeks, Are You Telling Anyone? 21.02.2024

HYPOTHETICALLY, Nasa knows the world will end in two weeks. You are the one who decides whether or not to tell humanity. What do you do? This is the discussion we had.

Terminal Velocity and Thick Rick Dodging Space Junk 21.02.2024

Rick believes he could easily dodge space junk. Kelly said there might actually be an opportunity today. We debated the man's dexterity and you know it is good when he gets called a cheetah.

Lewis Apples For Nasa? 20.02.2024

Nasa is looking for people to spend a year doing a Mars Simulation. Lewis decided to apply.

Thick Rick May Or May Not Be In Poor Standing With The Kiss Army 20.02.2024

Thick hasn't paid his membership fees to the Kiss Army in a lot of years. We were curious as to what his standing actually is.

She's My Best Friend's Girl, But One In Five Men Will Go There 19.02.2024

Thick found a survey about guys hooking up with their best friend's girl. One in five guys will go there. Bro Code be dammned!

Dave Grohl, Nickelback, Pearl Jam, and Tess Runs It Down 19.02.2024

Tess stopped in for another Blitz Rock Rundown! Dave Grohl is cookin up some bbq for homeless people. Nickelback has documentary heading to theaters, and Pearl Jam. There's a lot going on here.

We Talked With Attorney Robert Schuerger About WWE, UFC, and Cobra Blood? 15.02.2024

Hopefully, you have heard the ads for warforyou.com! Attorney Robert Schuerger joined us in studio. We dig deep about Game of Thrones, WWE, UFC, Vince McMahon, and Cobra Blood? If you need a good attorney... check out Schuerger Shunnarah Trial Attorneys. You can find them online at warforyou.com.

Attorney RobertScherger Helps Us Navigate Your Only Fans When It Comes To Private School 15.02.2024

Hopefully, you have heard the ads for warforyou.com! Attorney Robert Schuerger joined us in studio. We talked about the mom who's kids got expelled over her Only Fans. If you need a good attorney... check out Schuerger Shunnarah Trial Attorneys. You can find them online at warforyou.com.

Tell Us Something About You That Sounds Made Up, But Is True 15.02.2024

Kelly was on Knot's Landing, Thick had dinner with Jimmy Page, and Lewis had a coke with Jon Bon Jovi. All of it sounds made up, but it is actually true. We asked Blitz Nation to tell us something about them.....

Maximum Disruption 14.02.2024

The new trend is multiple employees walking out at once. We decided to talk about this. We also discussed how, in most cases, the company rarely wishes you the best in your future endeavors.

Anyone Down With a Blitz Roller Skating Party? 14.02.2024

Roller skating. Some people love it and since the Super Bowl performance, there has been a new found excitement for it. We were curious if anyone would come to a Blitz Skate Party.

Thick Brought In Toilet Paper To Demonstrate How To Use It 13.02.2024

Yesterday, we talked about how people use toilet paper. Today, Thick Rick brought in a visual aide.

Lewis Is The Kansas City Chiefs of Soundiculous 13.02.2024

We played Soundiculous. Lewis did stretches and despite a sore thigh, pulled out another victory. Is this considered a dynasy yet?

Thick Rick and His Chandelier 13.02.2024

Thick Rick was sipping tea, on his patio, and noticed his chandelier was vibrating. It was an earthquake tremor, but he made it through. We are not sure about the chandelier or the crumpets that came with the tea.

Papa Roach, Hardy, and Inkcarceration. Tess Stopped By For The Blitz Rock Rundown! 12.02.2024

Papa Roach is expecting a big year in 2025! Ink-Carceration has a sick lineup and Hardy is making a rock album. Tess stopped in to run it all down

Now, A Discussion About How We Use Toilet Paper. 12.02.2024

Today is #nationalpoopday. Is anyone surprised that such a day even exists? For some reason, the Morning Blitz dscussed toilet paper use. Do you wad, fold, or maybe even count squares? All of the dirty details are here.

A Different Kind Of Halftime Show 09.02.2024

We were talking the big game. We also talked about how Big Oil keeps screwing the little guy. Lewis has an idea for an entirely different kind of halftime show. Kelly, meanwhile, is all in on the puppy bowl.

The Big Game Is On! Everyone Grab Some Crab Legs? 09.02.2024

Pizza, nachos, wings, chips, and salsa alll sound like Super Bowl standards. Unless, you are living in Thick Rick's house. He is going crab legs. Steaming them up and putting in that work to eat. We decided to talk Super Bowl food.

Comedian Matt Rife's New Movie Is Directed By An Ohio Guy! 09.02.2024

You have probably heard of Matt Rife. He is the comedian who has been on a sell out tour for the last year or so. He has a new movie called, "The Private Eye." It isn't a comedy, but it is directed by an Ohio guy named Jack Cook. It is causing a bit of buzz and Jack stopped by to talk to Lewis about what is like to make a wide release film!

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