The MB Machine Podcast

Most, if not all of us have played with little Green and Tan army men, Beave, Midge and R are no exception.  We chat about using the word gay,  who's the good guy in the Green VS Tan army dudes, thoughts on the tranny community and how one good broke nose will change your or your spouses life.  Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore...

Welcome to the White Trash Awards.  3 Categories, Midgets, Beaver, and R.  9 total metrics and tons of laughs and debates.  Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@...

This is a banger of an episode!  We start off with the return of the laugh track!!(Beave)  Beave was in Tennessee and tells all about his nights of drinking, shooting guns, making friends and surviving some super slick driving.  We brush through current events such as, shooting balloons, Ukraine, and general state of the country.  R and Midge get into a heated debate about suic...

R explains how we learn.  When learning actually happens and how we learn.  We learn all the time and we learn both positive and negative things.  There's a ton of different learning styles and there's 3 different categories that they're all broke down into.

What's worse than a child packing bricks of cocaine?  The answer, packing bricks and not getting paid.  New Zealand Navy has a bunch of gay coke addicts.  Child labor isn't terrible if they're being compensated.  Attack On Titian missed a huge opportunity to have giant dicks and tits on their show and thier Everything Scale rating is hurt by it. Trannie tits will never look lik...

Miami isn't the place for everyone.  There's creatures with rows of teeth on land and in the sea.  There's hurricanes, coke dealers, USSR style housing and everything is super expensive.  Midge is not a fan of Florida.  Beave brings a story of surviving off of three items in the Caribbean for 24 days and R mentions a VR full haptic suit that is used for porn.  Enjoy the sh...

Beave, R and Midge discuss what motivated them through life.  Beave destresses with music, mainly guitar.  R talks about how he attempts to stay motivated and life experiences that influenced him.  Midge talks about crushing debt and how everything paints heaps of debt as normal. Enjoy the show!!!

Beave and Midge attend the first show of the last stop of the Offend Everyone Tour!  These lucky bastards left extremely early and had front row seats to two of the great comedians of this era, Luis J Gomez and Aaron Berg.  It is a long tale of heroism, fags, retards and lesbians.  We recount some of the funniest momets of the show and talk about how they effortlessly entertained the audience.  Al...

1984 is a dystopian science fiction book by George Orwell, published on June 8th 1949. The Beave & Mick sit down to anguish about this book and how relatable it is throughout our lives! Thank you for listening!

WE SUPPORT FRANCE!  Everyone should rise up and piss all over not retiring till your almost dead.  The French to a good ole protest, Beave mentions Moonlight and sterilization practices.  Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then co...

We chat about what three factors motivate people and what ones motivate us.

When a problem comes along you must jack it.  Don't wait for it just jack it.  Jack it and save lives.  Jack, it's what's for dinner.  The Jack is strong with you.  Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at t...

Woo-wee!  All three of your sexy voiced hosts are back and talking crazy.  Midge starts with horrific flashbacks to high school toilet seats and we discuss whether wet socks or a piss soaked ass is worse.  R brings up porn managers and thinks it isn't ok to manage your child or any relatives porn careers.  We pray for a Lions playoff appearance and Beave is educated on how grit...

We chat about New Years resolutions and Influences on our lives and how we deal with them.

It's the New Year!  R and Midge sit down and chat about recent events.  Such as repairing a 6 foot privacy fence, pushing a yard tractor and having a kid steer.  Death pops up again.  Plans for the podcast for the year and Hooters.  We also chat about the taxes and how it feels to be crushed under heaps of debt!  Enjoy the show!!! If you want to contact us then email...

Ginger joins the boys for our Christmas Extravaganza!  We talk about owning slaves, hit and runs and Beave sings R&B Opera.  Enjoy the wintery show!!! If you want to contact us then email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com or use our website mbmachinepodcast.com!  On the website we have links to different listening platforms and our social media!  We love feedback of any kind.

We have our first guest Joy, R's wonderful wife and we chat about the humors.

We have a wonderful episode for you!  Turbo joins us and tells tales of baby factories, threesomes and puts Midge through the ringer with scenarios.  We also have Joy with us!  She is Midge's best sister in-law and R's wonderful wife!  She encourages to seek therapy for kink shaming, answers Midge's odd questions and speaks with great effect.  R and Beave bring all kinds o...

It's the Won Hunnit episode!  Your glorious hosts, Beave, R and Midge celebrate the only way they know how, with sex, speculation on each others sexuality, a poem, noodling, ancestral tenants, grooming, call in guests and so much more.  We all give advice on how to make it to Won Hunnit episodes and why we keep doing this awesome show!  We add Mia Kahlifa to the everything scale and...

What's success?  Well we will tell you what is successful to us and then you gotta figure out your own definition.

We have it all, Beave nails the intro and rakes Midge over the coals.  Midge doesn't record the first hour and a halfish of the podcast.  R tells how some people are just slow learners.  All three hang in and deliver a great epsisode after the Midge learns how to push buttons with his tiny fingers.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook -...

We have the best time of our lives, and I swear. it's true and all we want is you to have a great time!  We get an email! We eventually have the best conversation about what you'd do with a gay naked man in your house.  Hitler is split between when he is a baby and grown up and all have a differing(wrong) opinion compared to Midge.  Midge needs glasses, hates granddads, doesn't like...

We talk about good journalism, bad journalism and how we would make journalism great again.  Enjoy the show!!!

The Boys are back!! We celebrate Thanksgiving by inviting a local Indian on the podcast and discuss Ukraine, how to honor our veterans and slow orgasming makes you a god.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple...

Richard and Driver join Midge last minute to bring you exciting tales of getting strange.  Why with enough money and asshole could be licked.  What is appropriate work behavior and if Midge tells the truth.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07,...