The MB Machine Podcast

Humor, we all have an idea of what is humorous and what isn't.  We explore what we find to be the most humorous and when laughter is and isn't ok.

Crooked Dick joins us and we chat about the government, how he got his amazing nickname and how a woman can take 3000 dicks and as long as she treated his kids right it wouldn't matter.  Also joining us is Nekkie, he just got done threating to face fuck a person that threw a football at his kid.  R asks hard hitting questions about what is and isn't acceptable and Midge rants about corru...

Step one of the dominate your inlaws plan is to listen to the episode.  Midge and R are running this bitch and talk about a dumb bitch, a fool proof plan to shut up any male inlaw and how retarted Beave missing an episode is.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave...

Depression, we all feel it and expericene it.  Midge and R chat about what they believe depression to be, about times they felt depressed and how to get help if you need it. 988lifeline.org  call or text 988 to directly contact someone at the crisis hotline

Nekkie rejoins us for tales of a dubious nature.  We got Cameros full of holes and blood everywhere.  We got stop lights leaking their colors.  We got vacuum sealed bags of goodies.  Midge tells you how to not get laid by your wife.  Beave laughs and chitters about disagreeing with his wife.  R chats about a pedophile that was killed in prison.  Enjoy the show!!!...

Thor, Odin and Cum.  Three things that made the world what it is today.  Beave, R and Midge chat about how much cum is in a cum drop,  where the MCU belongs on the everything scale and about Geekfest 2022.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_c...

What is good?  R and Midge question each other on how they view good, how to be good, and why good is overused.

The woman that raised the greatest minds in the world rejoins us for chats about Midge and R's fathers dick size.  Why women's rights are paramount to the Governor election in Michigan and Lez can't trying stop trying to dox all the hosts.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, B...

We have a woman that goes by many names(Shadow, Brown Sugga, Darkie, Dark Coffee, Dark chocolate) she is hilarious, has trouble holding her bowels and loves to being a nurse.  She is not afraid to cut a bitch or party in a psych ward.  R, Midge and Beave laugh non stop at poop stories, rating sex once you're done and how to piss off the D.O.T.  Enjoy the show!!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod...

This episode is about time.  How it is wasted and spent.  How support systems will give you time and how kind deeds are only done if they make the deeder feel good.

Today is a special day, we have on the Andy Koons!  Andy has two different podcasts, We Love The State and Holding Hands.  He is freaking hilarious, he makes friends like he is 9,  doesn't mind stairs and will show his cock for a ham sandwich.  Midge explodes about his unfortunate experience with the state and R cruises along asking about how Andy even got into podcasting.  Enjoy the show!!! Conta...

Our newest guest, Meatball joins us to discuss where to find and purchase music, how fuckable the royal family is and the best and worst moments of serving with the forest fire service.  We have an email and thank them for their kind words.  Beave day dreams about multiple butlers whipping his own ass and Midge wants to make a pure royal bloodline.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! E...

Midgette joins us and discusses her hate of gore in video games, how to get paid on twitch and youtube and how much she loves Midge.  R gets philosophical about religion and Midge talks about how to identify people.  All this and more!!! Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast...

Today we chat about support networks.  How people access them, how easy it is for someone to change and the likelihood of people listening to advice. 

Facebook dating has sluts, whores and women that love to be degraded.  Plumber is on the dating sites and looking for love.  Midge has a cramp that ruins a good time.  We find out how Midge was made during sex from a fan email.  R remembers house shopping and why taking Midge along was a great idea.  Beave does Beave things.  All this and more!  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod...

Beave is back!  Beave weaves the long tale of his honeymoon, featuring questioning the help, buying way too expensive drinks and not having sex.  Driver, R and Midge attempting to inject funny into the story and make the longest beave story in existence.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Websi...

Welcome Neckie, a ball grabbing, beer drinking, college graduate!  Neckie will entertain your funny bone about kids growing up, how to pick sides in a fight and what not to do in a offical High School wrestling match.  Refs are dicks.  Tee-dog joins us and laughs along at retelling of old fights and kick a puppies owner in the face.  R returns and talks violence, is completely...

Introducing Tee-dog, the greatest cousin alive who does not fight fair, has suffered horrible accident after accident, bitching stories and great one liners.  We chat about Teachers and how they don't shoot their students with guns, the worst text to get about a cousin and how much ass we would eat!  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB M...

We have the glorious, stupendous, all American and lovely Gator on the podcast!  Gator is a great man that loves Ireland, his family directly sinks a big ass ship and he carries a full size chair and prints of the Titanic at all times.  We weave around ice bergs in the shape of home invaders, girl scouts and swordsmen vs gun carrying bitches!  Enjoy the show!!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@...

R and Midge weave their thoughts about RPGs and how our morals and beliefs influence our character builds.  We contemplate the future of VR and discuss what RPGs we consider great!  Enjoy the show!!!

This is a cock heavy episode, Midge goes crazy with cock looking fever, and we have Bubbles, R, Long Dick, Mick, Karen and new guest Richard!  Richard loves stinky, sticky weed and attempts to argue why it is better than heroin.  This episode is all over, rape, blowing up buildings, getting gas quicker, and all sorts of things!  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@p...

This episode was a blast!!  We had on I-Mex our first guest to travel over 100 miles to come on, first bi-sexual and holy balls was he hilarious!  We hope that we will be able to have him on again!  We also had on Bubbles!  Bubbles is our number 1 fan, remembers what we said better than ourselves and is also freaking hilarious!  Midge fucked the pooch and forgot to push record on I-Mex's mic and f...

The greatest woman alive blesses the Midge and Beave with her presence, Lez the Lesbian, also Midge's Mom.  She created 3 glorious children and raised two other god tier children.  She will give pointers on how to properly eat pussy and points out that the 1980s were rough.  She takes fast, laughs hard and likes a good menthol orgasm!  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmai...

This episode is brought to you by the real MB Machine, the one that really matters! In this episode Mick & Beave decide that now is the perfect time to rate all of the Cohosts by putting up a poll on Twitter. Then they go on a wondrous journey of Mick's "Clown World" where we explore the crazy thing we call reality through "News".  Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebo...

Beave, Midge and Ginger all discuss how to clean the gene pool.  Helen Keller is thick as fuck and finds her place on the Everything List.  Loitering in a vagina, is it ok? Self rape is a great way to get what you want out of a relationship and many other topics that make us question life.  Enjoy the show!!!  Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB...