The MB Machine Podcast

R and Midge are going to be attending school soon and vent about woes of school and how bachelor degrees rank. Stocks, Iran and GTAVI oh my! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at th...

Midge brings up three unique stories about flying, a B-52 in California, skydiving in Texas and being tossed from a bridge in Brasil. Beave is fed up with retarted people and does not appreciate being drugged against his will. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topi...

R and Midge give advice on investing in yourself! Which does mean education of some kind. Also, we talk about Space X going public and how Elon Musk is a rather smart man!!! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a...

Beave and Midge get down and dirty about how Israel is about to be a new state. We don't want more wars unless we're told we want more war and the Amish get their own road lane??? Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know...

Government is corrupt and will always be corrupt. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe t...

Midge spills all his secrets to a long life and how to tackle all obstacles in your way with conviction and earnest! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or...

Midge recounts the latest work problems and R talks about his work trying to keep him down. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod...

Hitler, 69, Mayors, Firefighters, and how to save money! Come at you with a plethora of crazy topics and weaving a tale of hilarity. Beave and Midge will entertain and delight listeners of all ages. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someo...

The boyz talk about the state of the economy and how insane fuel prices are. Beave tells all about spurging out on his wife over the state of fuel prices. R talks about sex cults and the boyz decide on how to have a proper cult without lies. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an...

Beave and Midge weaves an epic tale from the straight of Hormuez all the way to Midge's barn. We have a wicked awesome time and make fun of all the people who wanted a 2nd Iran war. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know w...

As is tradition, Beave makes up some shit on the fly and R and Midge have to bring in some of their own shenanigans to spice it up! Beave uses AI to find some of the white trash stories from around the United States and we attempt to rate them in some kind of order. We go off the rails a few times but stay on target, mostly. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you'...

It doesn't matter where you work, America or Iran, you're gonna have stupid co-workers and incompetent bosses. Beave predicts what the war in Iran will lead to, Midge rants about just killing them all and Beave end on travelling. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea...

R and Midge discuss TAXES, religion and how Midge's wife is making him a misogynist. Beave show up and tells us about going to the bar, cleaning up for a breakfast supper and how Helen Keller could mix up her boyfriend and her dad. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea f...

What better way to have a great life than hear Beave's most sage advice? Newton has some pretty awesome laws and Midge doesn't know any of them but he knows how to dome up! A tornado ripped through our hoods and went zipping and ripping all over our home town. Tom-a-hawk missiles, expensive, maybe. Worst commercial Beave has ever heard and then Midge rips into economics. Women make terribl...

Beave loves riding a bike with a big ole dick attached to it! Midge wants a retard baby for a discount price. The cost of Midge's taxes have went down thanks to Midgette. The Iran War is going off the hinges and we have not ruined negotiations by bombing them during negotiations. They for sure can't get new nukes thought! We also chat about comedy, Skankfest and dream vacations. We wrap th...

Beave brings up the craziest story Midge has ever heard and it involves a sex magic cult! Do you know what or who Keysian is? Midge has a big tell all and it is kind of insightful. Will an ambulance save you, only if you're in it's jurisdiction. Old people can't handle the A.I. future and it just is going to get rougher for them. All of Midge's CPR questions get answered and he wil...

Beave and Midge come at you with the Snow Olympic idiots and hotties. Midge can't think well when he is in pussy. Micro penis problems and how to accept a micro penis. Thomas Massie and the Epstein Files. How the first feminist fucked us and why Twin Peaks isn't a place. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know ho...

Beave vents about rich pricks in the airplane industry! Midge has grown tired of arguing for the umpteenth time. Beave attends a immigrants birthday bash and make him sing happy birthday. Baby Beave rolls! Getting reparations is easier than culling the population and Elon stops going to mars and picks the moon! We're totally a wholesome Christian Podcast! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https:...

Joy joins us for a great conversation about all things Amish. How they stink, treat their women and what happens when they're equipment gets stuck in a pond. Taxes get brought up and how we hate them and Midge rants about hating the news. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an...

Another classic episode is in the bag! Midge brings up the idea of the learning rock. A device to teach your significant other what is and is not ok. Beave makes more predictions about Iran and talks about how awesome Ginger is doing! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea fo...

This was recorded in January and I had to edit it in little chunks and did not take notes. Midge is sorry and will hopefully do better next time. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us...

We go all in on WAR. War Department and how to classify wars! How to identify correct news info and to spin info to fit your side, which is the right side. We talk about the beginning stages of the war with Iran and we wrongly predict what comes next. We also have a debate on rape and Midge raps the first couple stanzas of DMX. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you&#...

We talk the fallout show and the ups and downs of the first two episodes of season two! We then chat about lore and why can't companies just make new locations in an established universe or unique stories!!! R chats about idiots shooting their dooms day sheds and more stories! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know...

We figure out why Israel is always right! We debate how religion began and we bring you the history of the American Revolution, taught by Beave, R and Midge! We end on Midge evicting a raccoon from in between the floor of his second story home. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have...

Welcome! Beave and Midge chat about why taxes fucking suck and why running for local government isn't easy. Midge rants about how women should use sex and give more sex in a relationship. Beave has a kid and has a lot less fun(beer) now. We go down the rabbit hole of what a moneyless society would look like and it goes off the rails, robots, sex, 12 inch toys. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: h...