The MB Machine Podcast

Mick and The Beave sit down to talk through a book written by Mark Twain in 1889, "A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court". We really enjoyed this book and would recommend it to anyone who can read above an 8th grade level. We had more than a few laughs while talking about it. Hope you enjoy! Share & Rate the podcast!

We're talking about the elusive and never ending once they happen, female orgasm or lack there of in Midgette's case. Beave is absent and in true MB Machine fashion we make fun of him when he can't defend himself. We contemplate the end of the world, implosions and mercenaries. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, hav...

Our grandfather ended up passing away. We decide to talk about his hobbies as a way to remember him.

We are joined by the ever brilliant, ever illustrious and ever hilarious, Nekkie and Crooked Cock. Shenanigans ensue with a punishment plan involving rape, how we need to fight wars in space, and how drugs are not always a good idea. Midge goes cock crazy, Beave clarifies his stance on pedophilias and R knows a lot about hustler. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us...

Our first live event. We chat with members of Decyphered about them, interact with the audience and just have a all around good time. You can find the band on Facebook at Decyphered

We have our first phone in conversation and in typical fashion it is fucked up. We talk about slaves and reparations, how autistic children don't understand what a union is and the last thing we want before we leave this world. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would m...

On todays episode we have a man who wears so many hats even we get confused on what his newest and priority hobby is, Beave! Beave, the fan favorite talks all about his hobbies and how he got started on them and why he continues them.

Our glorious and most loved guest Turbo couldn't join us. We chat about how Wish is janky and never fulfils our needs. Beave laments how good music will be forgotten because up tight assholes won't let their music be played or talked about. Midge hates how race changing a character is fine for some races but not others and R walks a bike path that takes an hour. Enjoy the show!!! If you&#3...

This episode has it all. How to feel like you're running a shorter distance than you actually are, advice for the ladies and how to end all wars and disputes on the world stage. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at themb...

We are joined by Sam. Sam is a recent college grad, tattooist and practices Wiccan. R gets a tattoo during the episode and we pepper Sam with all kinds of questions about rocks, spells and why she likes tattoos.

We have ourselves a brand new guest! Sam!!! Sam will do anything at least once and has a extremely high pain tolerance. We have a lengthy debate on what single sexual pleasure you'd want for the rest of your life. Talk about way some kinks should be shamed and we add Mark Rebillet to the Everything Scale. It's a hoot and a holler from start to finish! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoyi...

We ponder all things about life and shit. How much Native American cum will it take to turn into a Native American? Would George Washington nibble on little kids ears and give them splinters? Lions, are they gonna smear the Kansas City no one gives a shit about them Chiefs, of course they are. This is a guarantee by R. We slap Louder with Chowder on the Everything Scale and have a tale about the w...

R talks with Midge about his latest hobby, Hydroponics and a previous hobby, exercising. We start with how Midge even got started on wanting to do Hydroponics, the steps he has taken to get started and what he is most excited to do.

We have the 5 picks for a team of highly skilled individuals to hunt down and kill M.A.P.s. Joining us on our adventure are Driver and back after a year away, Southern Comfort. We chit and chat about the lies that our fuck buddies tell us, where little dick dudes can find acceptance and why Horrocks sucks. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore...

The OG's are in the house today! We have economic planning, the last person on the earth you'd want a blowjob from and bitchin about our bitches! R was absent from the episode and he was sorely missed. Without his guidance, Beave and Midge travelled down some fucked up avenues! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an...

Heatstroke rejoins us after being away for a year! We talk about the police, township meetings and how to get the police called on you and what it's like to have a wife. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinep...

Spunky British sluts go cave diving and dunk all over the place. We have economic advice, who would you rather sacrifice, and we end it all talking about some weird turds that Midge laid in the Super Bowl! Mack is a first time emailer and circle jerk connoisseur, regularly listening and singing our praises to the masses. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how...

One is the greatest number that I ever knew, two isn't as good as one because one is the greatest! R comes at you solo and talks about hobbies. He loves making stir sticks out of his custom built forge, can't stop thinking about the difference between leather working and leather crafting and lastly wants to take the podcast down the hobby train for the next few months!

What do you get when you mix a stylish beard, booming voice and a little bit of anarchy? Andy "motherfucking" Koons! Andy joins us to talk about his debut album coming out on May 2nd called "God Emperor". We all wonder if factory built pussy is like modular homes from the eightes. We encourage people to not shoot schools and to check their guns like Tiger Kings boyfriend does....

The one, the only, master of his craft, Midge comes to you solo. No co-hosts! Midge recounts the first and maybe not the last vaginoplasty he's seen. School shootings are terrible and there's nothing we can do about it. Voting for the worst possible canidates and how amazing his wife is. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate u...

Hobbies, we all have them. R, Midge and special guest Nekkie try out different kinds of bourbon, R's hobby of choice. We try 5 different bourbons, Bullet, Woodrow Reserve, Evan Williams, Brothers Bond and Makers Mark. Through coughs, retchs and other noises they try and pick what they liked, disliked and hated about each.

Nekkie and Brown Sugga join us for bashing on emailers, and listening to a drunken Midge ramble about anything and everything. We talk about going into medows, the most odd places we've had sex and the word faggot. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a...

Todays chat feels empty-ish. Why? Becasue R has gone away on a grand pokemon adventure. The original cast, the OGs, the top lobsters and any other combination you can call two badasses chat about "women" having bulges, making "crime"cations(like a vacation but crime focused) and an update on Midge's life. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us...

We chat about at what point we think people have actually learned, what has helped us learn and the direction that Obscurity will be taking moving forward!  

Have you ever wondered if you can un-do putting your tongue down a mans throat?  Have you ever wondered how to tuck your dick to look like a woman?  Have you ever wondered if it would be better to get raped as a kid or an adult?  We have answers to those questions and more!  Meatball rejoins us for non stop laughs and some sprinklings of serious shit throughout! He doesn't like...