The MB Machine Podcast

Welcome to the best damn definition of karaoke ever heard! R spends a weekend with his son and has a great time doing nothing productive. Beave has the best Friday night doing karaoke with his cousins and Mama. Midge gets the boot by his brother in-law and makes a friend from work! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an ide...

Beave flys solo in this episode with a smattering of topics separated by an inconvenient break in the action. He rants about Ginger bangin old bitches and GTA 6 being criticized by the old fogies! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact...

Beave, R, Midge and Nekkie all sit down for a great chat about seeing your sister naked, how many people would it take to repopulate the earth and Nekkie's dream job! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodc...

We welcome back Southern Comfort and discuss his latest stand up shows, he is a sucker for getting his soul sucked and how to blast your balls off with the testicuzzi. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast...

Beave come in hot and fires up the podcast with a rant about work and he feels like everyone has felt about work at some point. We broach the Isreal Palestine conflict and how everyone is wrong. Midge gives Starfield a big maybe play it, maybe don't and we round the episode out with some great Secret Santa ideas! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how muc...

Mac joins us for the fist time! The Audio Circle Jerk mastermind is also R's former gay lover and co-worker. We talk about how much money would it take for Uncle Bill Gates to fuck us, Catholic school girls aren't hot unless they're in uniform, and how great Midge's brother in-law is. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, h...

The Beave & R sit down to talk about life, kids, marriage, dumb fucks in Tennessee and fall weather. Hope you enjoy! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe...

R flies solo with his first guests Mick & Gator! They have a great time chatting about marriage, Hitler, cleaning up poop, philosophy and how to make new friends! Hope you enjoy the laughs! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast...

On this special solo episode with the Beave he does a spectacular musical piece honoring the fallen in the middle east followed by some wacky and serious news pieces! Hope you're all doing great because the Beave is always good! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest...

We have a bread new guest, Judy, self described heel of the bread and fucking hilarious. Also in the studio is Beave, Midge and fan favorite, Driver. We talk about the best way to convince your woman to cough up the booty, how important it is to get your wife to get off and why being home schooled isn't always the best. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know...

We're all in the studio and ready to party! How much cum do you produce? We don't care but we will have a contest to see which of the hosts has the most! Charities lead down the path of guberment and why taxes are evil and Midge explodes about it. R would like to point out that weird shit happens on this podcast all the time and Beave doesn't think government should exist! Also, Avatar...

We have a brand new guest! Smiles joins us for non stop laughs and questionable morals. R and Midge give advice on how to deal with shitty co-workers and Beave has a great view of both sides. R is fascinated with killers that use hammers and don't let people suffer. Beave wants an over the pants hand job and he's gonna get one damn it! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and...

Beave and Midge go in talking about rappers and come out the other side talking about rapers. Beave yaks away about bachelor party shenanigans, how he has to do a full semester of college to stay a volunteer firefighter and what happens when you put your thumb through your jeans dick hole and your wife sees it. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you...

We have the ultimate debate, is it ok to rape a burglar? The answer might surprise you! Beave blesses us with his infinitely awesome presence and definitely is net neutral in his relationship. Hippies gonna hippie and make your Mackinaw trip fucking miserable. Midge believes everything is easier without a wife and R brings us a kid that "signed" for help but died anyway! Enjoy the show!!! If you'r...

Nekkie joins us and Beave abandons us to look at boats! We start with a zinger of a bathroom story, led by Midge and we discuss where cum comes from. Roller bladers are gay but not Midge. We talk Brooke Shields, government corruption, terrible interest rates, getting away with murder, all government officials are expendable and should be expended and staging a car hitting an animal. Enjoy the show...

We have ranting about our significant others and how we wish we would say what we're thinking. Midge is incoherent from lack of sleep and Beave and R lead the show. R brings up the RNC and how it's a shit show. Beave goes gardening all by his lonesome and Midge has a dirty towel story. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us,...

We are all happily married and want to stay that way. On that note, we talk about what we'd name an island if we owned it. The island in question turns out to be Alcatraz. Beave attempts to plug the newest book he is reviewing. Midge and R go ham and want to know what's the absolute worst scenario a government can put you in. Beave rants about the service industry and buys items from the g...

We have a brand new guest, Ben Dejong( De-young )! Ben has his own podcast, The State 180. Ben is a prominent member of the Libertarian Party, digs aliens and photographs weddings. We discuss what Emperor Palpatine's nuts look like, why and how Ben got involved with politics and how Hitler helped global warming. Midge wishes his wife didn't have a pubic bone and that he had an inch longer...

We put Paul Reubens on the Everything Scale. R is missing in action, so the Beave and Midge talk about needing sleep. If you're in court and you lose then you are fucked by whatever you fought over. I feel asleep during editing and can't remember anything else. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic...

All podcasts are now on there own RSS feed! Mick joins us and brings one of the most interesting articles ever on the show. We had the absolute best time of our lives. Non-stop laughs and tons of jokes at our own expense. We have holocaust denial, the everything scale will become three diffrenet scales and only Midge's will be right. We talk sex, money and a new way to power homes, enjoy the s...

All podcasts will be going to their own RSS feeds starting August 2nd!!! On this super special episode we have drop in guest L.D.! Laughs abound as we thank our ever persistent emailer, we slam dunk Weird Al Yankovic on the Everything Scale and we talk about the latest gossip involving In A Small Town. Things get serious once we start talking about comedians and whether or not it is their or the a...

All podcasts will be going to individual RSS feeds! But you can still find all the links on our website! We are joined by the hilarious and truthful Frost Nip. This dude has had one hell of a life and dives into why he wanted to end his life, what it's like to get frost bite all over his body and the most peaceful experience he has ever had. Meatball is also in the studio and chats about how h...

This episode was a banger!!! We have a psycho who wants to get up close with a tiger shark. All podcasts will be going to their own show page, all will still be on the website. Beave mentions the first book we all should read. Midge wants to know what happens if you hear your mom fucking. We celebrate pride month by talking about homophobic black people. Jesus blesses the podcast once again and we...

R and Midge chat about the new email for Obscurity and plans to stop a threat to the shows! We talk about debt and how it is the devil and mama says don't do it. Obscurity's email is Obscuritypod@protonmail.com If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then...

Welcome to a special episode with the great Beave going solo on guitar! He gets down and jams like a clam, then tells a joke without interruption followed by an incredible analysis of our current political climate. Find us at: thembmachinepodcast.com Twitter: @Midge_crazy @TheBeave07