THE LOUDEST PODCAST

Sirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice! (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews. (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons? (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters." (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Asterios fixes Frozen 2.    Sirancha fixes Asterios' fixes.   And Nathen calls out Sierra Santana, Girl Reporter.     * * *   Voicemail: (848) 863 5343   Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com   Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios       * * *    iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loudest-podcast/id1382951937     Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6NPjuVErySvaCor8tvQwLa...

Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous.  Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one.  And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter.  ----more---- * * * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343  Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com   Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios     * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700  Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997    * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we...

Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug. Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug. Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide! Like all good drugs, the first one's free. To get future episodes, subscribe to patreon.com/asterios

LimeJinjo unleashes the horror that is Fanboy & Chum Chum .    Asterios returns the favor, with a trip to D.C. Follies .    Neither will ever be the same.    Like all great drugs, the first one's free. To hear future episodes, subscribe to patreon.com/asterios .

Asterios gives his worst advice yet.    Sirancha learns about "Uber, but for private planes."    And a coin-stealin' criminal leaves a very angry voicemail.    ----more----   * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343  Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com   Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios     * * *  iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loudest-podcast/id1382951937   Spotify: htt...

Asterios gets rejected by Ex-Lax.    Sirancha encounters yet another drive-thruumer.    And Tallard is NOT allowed to use the camera we're "borrowing" from Target.      * * *    Voicemail: (848) 863 5343    Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com     Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs. Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals. And we read your emails. Unfortunately.   * * * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios  

Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.  Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.  And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!    * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha fights the recline of western society. Asterios calls the cops. And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!   * * * Do you have the "right to recline?" Voat! https://strawpoll.com/zb7gb4hd   * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha trolls her way to the top. Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom. And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again. * * *  Who's the best Replacement Rancha? Vote here:  www.patreon.com/posts/33912732 * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios kills it during his "addict share." Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet. And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.   Voicemail:(848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore. Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole. Asterios is still welcome in both places!   * * * Vote for who's McDonalds Top 5 is better: https://strawpoll.com/x5g5d671   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets. Asterios thanks his various "guys." And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over... ...THE TROLL TRIAL.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon. Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute. And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios eats at a steampunk themed chocolatorium.   Geek girls are mean to Sirancha.   And Baby Yoda gets punched.     *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship. Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge. And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail. Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies. And is the McChicken the key to everything?   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha ruins Santacon. Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim. And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.   * * * We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters. Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream. Here's all the easy ways you can give: 1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please. P...

Sirancha embarks on a new career. Asterios coins several pornographic phrases. And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens. Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece. And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving? http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance. Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government. And Wumpus gets a new attitude! http://www.patreon.com/asterios