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Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes. Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes. And you will wonder: ...are YOU the a**hole?   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights. Stuffin' destroys a flower pot. And Asterios finally learns how tampons work. At age 37. http://www.patreon.com/asterios   * * * 1st Lo-Fi track from Mimi-Yori! She also made the amazing Sirancha-mation: https://twitter.com/mahiyos/status/1182930292618645510 2nd Lo-FI track by the incredible Bagel Titan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIdRzx70dA...

Sirancha returns from the war. And everyone agrees: she must never leave again. Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo http://www.patreon.com/asterios

WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime. Napsy Lev gets way too high. And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment. Get the video version & 3 years of bonus content for a single $2 pledge:  http://www.patreon.com/asterios Thanks to JJ, Had & KashKash who did an incredible job editing this episode. You can follow KashKash here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFaQt04gPBx...

Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen. Did we choose...YOU? Tune in & find out...   Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE: #1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise 551 E. Route 130 South Burlington, NJ 08016 #2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm (yes, it's a cafe inside a corn maze)...

Sirancha takes us to Charm School. Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo. And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie? * * * Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loudest-podcast/id1382951937   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6NPjuVErySvaCor8tvQwLa   * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997   * * * ...

A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news. Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce. And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker... * * *  Support THE LOUDEST PODCAST! Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loudest-podcast/id1382951937  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6NPjuVErySvaCor8tvQwLa * * * Send us...

Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan. Taped August 26th, 2019.

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights. Asterios nearly drowns on air. And both attend a "Sober" party in Deepest Brooklyn. http://www.patreon.com/asterios   * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997 * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS. Asterios tries GarfieldEATS. And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both. http://www.patreon.com/asterios * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997 * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party." To hear the next episode, give us your two bucks: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.  Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.  And fuck you, Boingo. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha spins tales from The Last Bronycon.   Asterios opens a gift from Dr. Emil Nutrition.   And we meet Micro, Macro & Hank: The World's Smollest Porgs.   http://www.patreon.com/asterios   * * *  Upcoming Tour Dates: Chicago 8/22 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4218821 Detroit 8/23 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4249482 Toronto 8/24 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4212...

Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.

Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive. Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21. And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season. patreon.com/asterios

Asterios dreams of edible slimes. Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers. And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

For Sirancha's birthday, we play this week's episode by... ...Sirancha's rules. God help us all. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

How much does your family know about your online life?    For Asterios Kokkinos, the answer is: too much.    Way, way too much.    http://www.patreon.com/asterios ----more---- * * *  Upcoming Tour Dates: Orlando 7/26 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4249475 Miami 7/27 https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4229526 Houston 8/2 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/boomer-vs-zoomer-the-farewell-tour-...

Sirancha goes off on "Karen." Who is NOT Nathen Mazri. (She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.) #LOUDEQUALSFUNNY * * *  Find us at: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997 Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here . http://www.patreon.com/asterios * * *   

Asterios meets an occultist.   Sirancha steals some oat milk.   And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?       http://www.patreon.com/asterios

On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions. How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up? Listen!   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha expresses her Pride. Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot. And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.   Get more madness at http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Welcome to Christory. A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST. If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios. By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself. Join us, won't you?   http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios channels his inner Nathen. Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS. You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is. http://www.patreon.com/asterios