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DSP Tries It? We Try DSP! 17.06.2026 1:00:49 ↓

Yes, we watch "the" video...

We Love DSP + Hate Euphoria's Finale 07.06.2026 1:39:57 ↓

Cobra was our addiction. DSP is our Methadone.

The Giantest Podcast Reacts To Giant Sydney Sweeney 17.05.2026 53:34 ↓

I really tried to get out of watching this scene. She went to incredible lengths to torrent and convert it.

The Chris Pratt AI Judge Movie 19.04.2026 1:13:23 ↓

We hereby judge this movie...GUILTY! (of being GREAT)

Tony's Star Wars' Barber Shop 19.04.2026 1:19:10 ↓

Asterios finds his "forever" haircut

Asterios Says A Bad Word 16.03.2026 1:18:39 ↓

My wife made me say a bad word Also: Rejoice, Naruto fans! You will feel especially seen this episode

John Pork Is Calling 27.01.2026 1:04:11 ↓

Also: Asterios learns he's a "Pennsylvania 10"

Pluribus, Explained 08.01.2026 1:19:31 ↓

Yes, we talk about the foot thing

We "Boop" A Deer With Our Car 12.12.2025 1:05:03 ↓

Also: Asterios encounters a foot fetish shoot while exercising at the gymnasium Also Also: We get way too into Zootopia

Is A Very Jonas Christmas Absolute Cinema? 19.11.2025 1:16:33 ↓

Also: Asterios saw the Springsteen movie, and sings about how bad it is

We Got Married + Asterios Gets Into Victorious 18.10.2025 1:41:09 ↓

Yes, that Victorious Also, this photo will make more sense when you hear the episode

King Cobra Passes Away & Rancho Goes To South Korea 29.08.2025 1:07:49 ↓

Both incredibly unnecessary 

King Of The Hill Returns! 11.08.2025 56:48 ↓

And: We plan a highly Catholic (looking) wedding.

Blindsterios Blindkinos 08.08.2025 1:00:33 ↓

And: A very "special" McDonald's employee goes too far with Rancho.

Squid Games Finale SPOILED! 09.07.2025 1:01:59 ↓

You'll NEVER believe who won the Squid Games! I sure don't

The Top 10 Frybaggings Of All Time 07.07.2025 46:07 ↓

Are you looking for the best put the fries in the bag ever of all time top 10 top ten? You're in luck: We've collected the ten best 10 best Josh Joshua "World of T-Shirts" Block from the TikTok application who is told to "put the fries in the bag" frybaggings from frybaggers and frybags and fries and fribaggings and french friesbaggings

Asterios Kills His Dog 13.06.2025 1:01:34 ↓

And: Rancho's Sims kids keep getting taken by CPS.

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!! EVERYTHING That Happens In A Minecraft Movie 14.04.2025 1:19:44 ↓

FLINT AND STEEL! *theater explodes*

Everything WRONG With Captain America 4!! 23.03.2025 1:03:04 ↓

WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let Asterios into the theater

Mr. Based Gets Arrested + Nano Blaster 5G 03.03.2025 1:05:24 ↓

This week: Rancher Rancho gives us a roundup of her..."special interests," including Mr. Based, World of T-Shirts, King Cobra JFS, Wings of Redemption and Nathen Mazri (a.k.a. "Mr. MegaMind"). Also: Nathfield Podcast The Nathfield Podcast Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Show Nanoblaster 5G Nano Blaster 5-G Garfield Eats Mr. Sub Mister Sub Episode Four Episode 4

Asterios Keeps Getting Pulled Over For Some Reason 17.02.2025 1:06:03 ↓

Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.

Rancho Recaps A Christmas Story Christmas + Asterios Learns "The Luigi" 25.12.2024 59:10 ↓

Asterios' nieces teach him a cool new dance!

Class of '09: The FlipSide, Pt. 2 11.11.2024 55:03 ↓

We finished it! You can't say we didn't. 

Class of '09: The FlipSide 11.10.2024 1:03:53 ↓

They found a way to make it even more traumatizing.

Talkin' Talk Tuah: The Hawk Tuah Girl Recap Podcast 28.09.2024 1:05:43 ↓

Can YOU guess how long we made it before turning it off?