THE LOUDEST PODCAST

Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.

Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high. (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this. (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again. (848) 863 5343 ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com  ~|~ patreon.com/asterios

A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha. (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.   (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- www.patreon.com/asterios

On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.   (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -| http://www.patreon.com/asterios 

Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY! (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you. (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops! (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants! (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's. (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club! (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier. (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP. (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

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Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird? (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called " Bad Form ", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it. (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived! (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99. (848) 863 5343 -|-  theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios