The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are breaking into your regularly scheduled programming with an unusually timely episode on their favourite films from the year that was. HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - Asteroid City 9 - The Last Voyage of the Demeter 8 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves 7 - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 6 - A Haunting in Venice 5 - Saltburn 4 - Poor Things 3 - Barbie 2 - Beau is A...

‘The Long Watch’ has been under intense public scrutiny in the wake of Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s, uh, breach of trust. Meaning people are pissed off because they tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) * Henry VIII (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 1 (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 2 (2012) * The Hollow Crown: H...

Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttle Deliverance has been destroyed. The final mission to save mankind has failed. The seventy-mile wide asteroid known commonly as Matilda is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to the End of Days, along with all your classic r...

Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttle Deliverance has been destroyed. The final mission to save mankind has failed. The seventy-mile wide asteroid known commonly as Matilda is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to the End of Days, along with all your classic r...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't want to be the first person they let off the plane in a hostage crisis. ALSO DISCUSSED * Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) * Brave (2012) * Loudermilk: Season 1 (2017) * Rock of Ages (2012) * The Tempest (2010) PITH TAKES * Drama: An Actor’s Education (memoir, 2011) * Raw Dog: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs (nonfiction book, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: ht...

You’re never gonna see Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Ever. But be thankful. Those guys are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare. ALSO DISCUSSED * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Battleship (2012) * Boy Swallows Universe (2024) * Chernobyl Diaries (2012) * Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) * The Dictator (2012) * The Holdovers (2023) * The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016) * Mean...

Personally, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do feel sympathy for animals, which is why they choose to only eat baby animals. They have not lived as long, and they are not leaving as much behind. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022) * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Dark Shadows (2012) * Dream Scenario (2023) * Leave the World Behind (2023) * The Little Mermaid (2023) * Lockout (20...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can throw a hundred-pound sack of flour right over their heads. I've seen it. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Artful Dodger: Season 1 (2023) * ATM (2012) * Dark Harvest (2023) * The Hunter (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) PITH TAKE * Circle of Flight (novel, 2006) * The Gunslinger (novel, 1982) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson cannot, yet they must. Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Maybe you could tell Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever. ALSO DISCUSSED * 22 Jump Street (2014) * A Christmas Carol (1984) * Game Change (2012) * John Carter (2012) * The Raven (2012) * Squid Game: The Challenge - Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKE * Incurable (novel, 2005) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowW...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just ruined a five year investigation! ALSO DISCUSSED * Candy Cane Lane (2023) * The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) * Project X (2012) * Talk to Me (2022) * Trading Places (1983) PITH TAKES * The Amateurs (play, 2018) * A Christmas Carol (play, 2018) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could crush you! You know that? They could crush you! ALSO DISCUSSED * Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker (2012) * The Girl in the Spider’s Web (2018) * John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) * Safe House (2012) * This Means War (2012) * When Evil Lurks (2023) PITH TAKE * While I Live (novel, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's B...

You will be investigating thieves, misers, bullies. The most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet – Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Grey (2011) * Haywire (2011) * The Innkeepers (2011) * Leave the World Behind (2023) * Saltburn (2023) * Thanksgiving (2023) PITH TAKES * The History of the Devil (play, 1980) * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin (comic boo...

Look at Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson, all hunched over like they were left on the side of the road. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coriolanus (2011) * The Divide (2011) * The Iron Lady (2011) * Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023) PITH TAKE * Vietgone (play, 2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are out here sipping Mai Tais, shaking their hips, and catching waves. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Adventures of Tintin (2011) * The Darkest Hour (2011) * Hugo (2011) * J. Edgar (2011) * The Marvels (2023) * No One Will Save You (2023) PITH TAKES * The Other Side of Dawn (novel, 1999) * Saints Row (video game, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Rea...

Why did Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson play strip poker with you? ALSO DISCUSSED * The Double (2011) * Gerald’s Game (2017) * Immortals (2011) * Killers of the Flower Moon (2023) * The Three Musketeers (2011) PITH TAKE * If It Bleeds (short story collection, 2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson know what Hammerstein is paying you. They will double the amount for just one night's work. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coupled Up for Christmas (2023) * Haunted Mansion (2023) * Holy Flying Circus (2011) * The Ides of March (2011) * The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (2011) * V/H/S/85 (2023) PITH TAKE * The Appleton Ladies’ Potato Race (play, 2019) Reach us on Tw...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were in one of your dreams, weren’t they? Are you gonna be able to deal with that? ALSO DISCUSSED * 50/50 (2011) * Red State (2011) PITH TAKES * Arkham Asylum: Living Hell (comic miniseries, 2003) * Frankenstein (play, 2023) * The Night is for Hunting (novel, 1998) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onth...

Someone doesn't have to weaponise the bird flu. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are doing that. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Exorcist: Believer (2023) * The Fall of the House of Usher (2023) * Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) * Our Flag Means Death: Season 2 (2023) * Salting the Battlefield (2014) * Turks & Caicos (2014) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are no use. They like jazz. ALSO DISCUSSED * Apollo 18 (2011) * The Creator (2023) * Dream House (2011) * Gen V: Season 1 (2023) * Saw X (2023) PITH TAKES * Burning for Revenge (novel, 1997) * The Music Man (stage musical, 1957) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Laws...

Carter loses. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson become president. ALSO DISCUSSED * Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2010) * Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013) * Sex Education: Season 4 (2023) PITH TAKES * Bananaland (stage musical, 2023) * The Dark Side of the Moon Planetarium Experience (immersive experience, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't need an invitation if there's no house. ALSO DISCUSSED * 30 Minutes or Less (2011) * Before I Wake (2016) * Blue Beetle (2023) * Conan the Barbarian (2011) * Oculus (2013) PITH TAKES * Darkness, Be My Friend (novel, 1996) * Nick Mason’s Saucerful of Secrets: The Echoes Tour (concert, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harl...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) * A Haunting in Venice (2023) * Knock at the Cabin (2023) * War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitt...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson together… strong! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Guard (2011) * The Help (2011) * The Raven (2012) PITH TAKE * The Third Day, the Frost (novel, 1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

You're Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s guest. And they’re glad you're here. But you have no one but yourself to blame. ALSO DISCUSSED * Attack the Block (2011) * Cowboys & Aliens (2011) * Raven’s Hollow (2022) PITH TAKE * Twelfth Night (play, 1602) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read La...