The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson walk in their sleep. It’s a side effect. ALSO DISCUSSED * Killing Lincoln (2013) * Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) * The Raven (1963) PITH TAKE * Merrily We Roll Along (stage musical, 1981) * Becky Lynch: The Man – Not Your Average Average Girl (memoir, 2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://o...

You had Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s curiosity. Now you have their attention. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dead Boy Detectives: Season 1 (2024) * The Endless (2017) * Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) * The Last Stand (2013) * Premature Burial (1962) * Resolution (2012) PITH TAKE * There Existed an Addiction to Blood (album, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly...

We have your silver. We caught Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson red-handed. ALSO DISCUSSED * High Country: Season 1 (2024) * Jack Reacher (2012) * Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016) * The Tattooist of Auschwitz (2024) * Zero Dark Thirty (2012) PITH TAKE * The Woman in Black (play, 1987) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightside...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are a beautiful mystery. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bad Kids of Crestview Academy (2017) * Bad Kids Go to Hell (2012) * The Extraordinary (1993-1996) * Hitchcock (2012) * Mass Effect: Paragon Lost (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Doctor Faustus (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/...

I was so spent, I could hardly move. And so, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson went ahead of me. They stretched their legs and walked along the shore. At the edge of the jungle, they stopped. I was certain they were going to look back at me, flatten their ears to their heads, and growl. That they would bring our relationship to an end in some way. But they just stared ahead into the jungle. And then Harll...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson said “aye”, Mr McPherson! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEE!!! ALSO DISCUSSED * Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome (2012) * Civil War (2024) * Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) * Silver Linings Playbook (2012) * The Turn of the Screw (1974) * Wreck-It Ralph (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDont...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have just sanctioned your science fiction movie. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bay (2012) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: All’s Well That Ends Well (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Much Ado About Nothing (2012) * Sinister 2 (2015) * The Tell-Tale Heart (1960) * The Tingler (1959) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly a...

Don't worry, Daddy. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’ll make you famous again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016) * The Devil’s Carnival (2012) * The First Time (2012) * Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) PITH TAKE * Persona 5 Royal (video game, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.b...

You're the one who thought Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were so interesting, but they're kinda tiresome after a while, don't you think? ALSO DISCUSSED * Siren (2016) * Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (2023) * V/H/S: Viral (2014) * V/H/S/94 (2021) * V/H/S/99 (2022) PITH TAKE * Alan Wake 2 (video game, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's...

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could sing a lick, they would. But they can't. And they hate themselves every day because of it. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frankenweenie (2012) * Spaceman (2024) * V/H/S (2012) * V/H/S/2 (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthrought...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice they charitably said girl and not person because, let's face it, they’d smoke all of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Hole (2009) * House at the End of the Street (2012) * Two Evil Eyes (1990) PITH TAKES * Area 7 (novel, 2001) * The Wharf Revue: Pride in Prejudice (variety show, 2023) Reach us on Twitter...

You’re going to soak up Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s love like a sponge. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bait (2012) * Boar (2017) * Dune: Part Two (2024) * Hope Springs (2012) PITH TAKE * Chivalry (graphic novel, 2022) * Gaslight (play, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroug...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will debase themselves for credits. ALSO DISCUSSED * Madame Web (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 1 (2010) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 2 (2010) PITH TAKE * God of War Ragnarök: Valhalla (video game DLC, 2023) * The Wolves (play, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidem...

You might want to give Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson a kiss goodbye. As long as you don’t mind where those lips have been. ALSO DISCUSSED * Iron Sky (2012) * Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) * Lake Mungo (2008) PITH TAKE * Rent (stage musical, 1996) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are breaking into your regularly scheduled programming with an unusually timely episode on their favourite films from the year that was. HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - Asteroid City 9 - The Last Voyage of the Demeter 8 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves 7 - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 6 - A Haunting in Venice 5 - Saltburn 4 - Poor Things 3 - Barbie 2 - Beau is A...

‘The Long Watch’ has been under intense public scrutiny in the wake of Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s, uh, breach of trust. Meaning people are pissed off because they tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) * Henry VIII (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 1 (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 2 (2012) * The Hollow Crown: H...

Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttle Deliverance has been destroyed. The final mission to save mankind has failed. The seventy-mile wide asteroid known commonly as Matilda is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to the End of Days, along with all your classic r...

Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttle Deliverance has been destroyed. The final mission to save mankind has failed. The seventy-mile wide asteroid known commonly as Matilda is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to the End of Days, along with all your classic r...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't want to be the first person they let off the plane in a hostage crisis. ALSO DISCUSSED * Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) * Brave (2012) * Loudermilk: Season 1 (2017) * Rock of Ages (2012) * The Tempest (2010) PITH TAKES * Drama: An Actor’s Education (memoir, 2011) * Raw Dog: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs (nonfiction book, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: ht...

You’re never gonna see Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Ever. But be thankful. Those guys are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare. ALSO DISCUSSED * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Battleship (2012) * Boy Swallows Universe (2024) * Chernobyl Diaries (2012) * Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) * The Dictator (2012) * The Holdovers (2023) * The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016) * Mean...

Personally, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do feel sympathy for animals, which is why they choose to only eat baby animals. They have not lived as long, and they are not leaving as much behind. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022) * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Dark Shadows (2012) * Dream Scenario (2023) * Leave the World Behind (2023) * The Little Mermaid (2023) * Lockout (20...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can throw a hundred-pound sack of flour right over their heads. I've seen it. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Artful Dodger: Season 1 (2023) * ATM (2012) * Dark Harvest (2023) * The Hunter (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) PITH TAKE * Circle of Flight (novel, 2006) * The Gunslinger (novel, 1982) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson cannot, yet they must. Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Maybe you could tell Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever. ALSO DISCUSSED * 22 Jump Street (2014) * A Christmas Carol (1984) * Game Change (2012) * John Carter (2012) * The Raven (2012) * Squid Game: The Challenge - Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKE * Incurable (novel, 2005) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowW...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just ruined a five year investigation! ALSO DISCUSSED * Candy Cane Lane (2023) * The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) * Project X (2012) * Talk to Me (2022) * Trading Places (1983) PITH TAKES * The Amateurs (play, 2018) * A Christmas Carol (play, 2018) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at...