The Long Watch

You must have known, when you put Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson in that hole, you couldn’t hold them there forever. ALSO DISCUSSED * 4 Little Girls (1997) * Disclosure Day (2026) * Supergirl (2026) Remember to follow us on Letterboxd ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LongWatchHarlly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LongWatchLawson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LongWatchJeaun⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Wait. Are you saying Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson killed the dinosaurs? ALSO DISCUSSED * American Experience: The Blinding of Isaac Woodard (2021) PITH TAKES * 1898 (audio drama, 1998) * Beetlejuice (stage musical, 2018) * Hamlet (play, 1600 or 1601) * Inside North Korea (radio documentary collection, 2021) * Unruly: The Ridiculous History of England’s Kings and Queens (nonfiction book, 2023) Remembe...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson never had any f—king rights and never will! ALSO DISCUSSED * American Experience: American Coup – Wilmington 1898 (2024) * Assassins (2020) * Backrooms (2026) * Dennis Rodman’s Big Bang in Pyongyang (2015) * Project Almanac (2015) * Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer (2013) * They Will Kill You (2026) Remember to follow us on Letterboxd ⁠⁠⁠LongWatchHarlly⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠LongWatchLawson⁠⁠⁠...

Never go into a place that doesn’t have more than one exit. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are very slow, but they’re not dumb. Remember to follow us on Letterboxd ⁠⁠LongWatchHarlly⁠⁠ ⁠⁠LongWatchLawson⁠⁠ ⁠⁠LongWatchJeaun⁠⁠

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson still love each other. That’s what they’re best at. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Boys: Season 5 (2026) * The Christophers (2025) * The Lovers & the Despot (2016) * Send Help (2026) * Spider-Noir: Season 1 (2026) Remember to follow us on Letterboxd ⁠LongWatchHarlly⁠ ⁠LongWatchLawson⁠ ⁠LongWatchJeaun⁠

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just watched you take your ring off, okay? Don’t be a scumbag. Go home. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bride! (2026) * The Carpenter’s Son (2025) * The Duke of Burgundy (2014) * Inside North Korea’s Dynasty (2018) * Ironheart (2025) * The Silence of the Lambs (1991) * The Thing (1982) * Timbuktu (2014) PITH TAKES * Six Characters in Search of an Author (play, 1921) * The Spook’s Mi...

In finding Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson, you have found yourself

Do not shush Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson! They have just been spilled upon by a chilled liquid! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) * The Incredible Hulk (2008) * Mortal Kombat II (2026) * The Punisher: One Last Kill (2026) * Shrek (2001)

Just one sandwich contains all the vitamins and minerals Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson need for the whole day. ALSO DISCUSSED * Daredevil: Born Again – Season 2 (2026) * Hulk (2003) * Marvel Zombies: Season 1 (2025) * What If…?: Season 3 (2024)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't care about trains, Mother. They are leading men! ALSO DISCUSSED * Alien (1979) * Team Foxcatcher (2016) *We Bury the Dead (2025)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are just… hanging out with their friends. Yeah. They’ll see you at home soon. ALSO DISCUSSED * Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026) * Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) PITH TAKE * Batman: The Knight (comic limited series, 2022)

God help us all. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson on trampolines. PITH TAKES * The Spook’s Battle (AKA The Last Apprentice: Attack of the Fiend, novel, 2007) * Three Little Words (play, 2017)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not good. They’re not bad. They’re just nice. ALSO DISCUSSED * Project Hail Mary (2026) * Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026) * They Will Kill You (2026) PITH TAKES * Darkness on the Edge of Town (album, 1978) * The Last Ship (stage musical, 2014) * The Spook’s Secret (AKA The Last Apprentice: Night of the Soul Stealer, novel, 2006)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’ll be damned if they’re gonna let history put them in the same place as the likes of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) * Wild (2014) * Wonder Man: Season 1 (2026) PITH TAKES * The Immortal Hulk (comic series, 2018-2021) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandy...

You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Artful Dodger: Season 2 (2026) * Ready or Not (2019) * Project Hail Mary (2026) PITH TAKES * The Spook’s Curse (novel, 2005) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Listen, from an economic standpoint alone, what Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are asking is problematic to say the least. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bride! (2026) * Chopping Mall (1986) * Night of the Creeps (1986) * The Pyramid (2014) * Scream 7 (2026) PITH TAKES * Antigone (play, 442 or 440 BCE) * Art (play, 1994) * PowerWash Simulator (video game, 2022) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebr...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don’t want to have a joint party with Sam this year. They want to have a princess party. Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are poor specimens of men. ALSO DISCUSSED * Moulin Rouge! (2001) * Peter Pan Live! (2014) PITH TAKES * Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire (novel, 2008) * The Spook’s Apprentice (novel, 2004; aka The Last Apprentice: Revenge of the Witch) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandyco...

Join Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson as they once again try to distract themselves from the horrors of the year that was by focusing on the movies instead. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Fifth Element (1997) * A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: Season 1 (2026) * Nuremberg (2025) PITH TAKES * The Great Gatsby (play, 2026) * Ptolemy’s Gate (novel, 2005) * The Ring of Solomon (novel, 2010) HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - Weapons...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have brought their fascist boot boys. ALSO DISCUSSED * Nuremberg (2025) * Train Dreams (2025) * Wuthering Heights (2026)

Everybody good? Plenty of slaves for Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s robot colony? ALSO DISCUSSED * Fallout: Season 2 (2025-2026) * The Ugly Stepsister (2025) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson like to think if you're seeing them you're having the worst day of your life. ALSO DISCUSSED * Mickey 17 (2025) * Jurassic Park Rebirth (2025) * The Muppet Show (2026) * Send Help (2026) * Tron: Ares (2025) PITH TAKES * Cats (stage musical, 1981) * The Golem’s Eye (novel, 2004) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson...

Stop checking Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s legs out in church or they’re gonna give you a black eye. ALSO DISCUSSED * Before I Go to Sleep (2014) * The Phoenician Scheme (2025) * Return to Silent Hill (2026) PITH TAKES * The Amulet of Samarkand (novel, 2003) * They Shouldn't Have Killed His Dog: The Complete Uncensored Ass-Kicking Oral History of John Wick, Gun Fu, and the New Age of Action (no...

Madness? How dare you accuse Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson of madness! ALSO DISCUSSED * 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) PITH TAKE * Born to Run (album, 1975) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are part of the walls now. ALSO DISCUSSED * Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) * KPop Demon Hunters (2025) * Misery (1990) * No Other Choice (2025) * Ouija (2014) * Stranger Things: Season 5 (2025) PITH TAKES * Little Shop of Horrors (stage musical, 1982) * Misery (novel, 1987) * Skulduggery Pleasant: The Haunted House on Hollow Hill (audio drama, 2024) * Skulduggery Pleasant: A...