The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have served. They will be of service. ALSO DISCUSSED * Wick Is Pain (2025) PITH TAKES * Annie (stage musical, 1976) * Clue/Cluedo: On Stage (play, 2017) * The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle (album, 1973) * The Witch’s Warning (novel, 2019) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthrou...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are men of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. ALSO DISCUSSED * Exists (2014) * Green Lantern (2011) * Karate Kid: Legends (2025) * The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) * The Witcher: Season 4 (2025) PITH TAKES * The Beast Awakens (novel, 2018) * Greetings from Asbury, N.J. (album, 1973) * State of Decay (video game, 2013) Read Harlly and Je...

There are no three words in the English language more harmful than ‘Harlly’, ‘Jeaun’, and ‘Lawson’. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dear White People (2014) * The Goes Wrong Show (2019-2021) * It: Welcome to Derry – Season 1 (2025) * Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) PITH TAKES * Arena 13: The Warrior (novel, 2017) * Sweet Charity (stage musical, 1966) * Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas in...

We all know Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can rant and rave. What we want to know is can they fetch and beg! Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are doing this because they’re scared to death, like the rest of us, that they don't matter. And you know what? They’re right. ALSO DISCUSSED * My Secret Santa (2025) PITH TAKES * Arena 13: The Prey (novel, 2016) * Kingdom Come (audio drama, 2025) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthrought...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are gonna paint your father as a holier-than-thou prick determined to see what he considers justice served. ALSO DISCUSSED * Hurry Up Tomorrow (2025) * Wicked: For Good (2025) PITH TAKES * Arena 13 (novel, 2015) * A Few Good Men (play, 1989) * The Haunting of Hill House (novel, 1959) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson&#...

What have Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson done to each other? ALSO DISCUSSED * Presence (2024) * The Running Man (2025) * Two Night Stand (2014) * Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) * Wicked: For Good (2025) PITH TAKES * Demon Road: American Monsters (novel, 2016) * Skulduggery Pleasant (novel, 2007) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson found multiple dead bodies in the vineyard. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Equalizer 2 (2018) * Good Boy (2025) PITH TAKES * Demon Road: Desolation (novel, 2016) * Wuthering Heights (novel, 1847) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

A part of Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson died when Vivian did. ALSO DISCUSSED * Locked (2025) * Predator: Badlands (2025) PITH TAKES * 1984 (play, 2012) * 72 Seasons (album, 2023) * Demon Road (novel, 2015) * Fernando: The Musical of ABBA Orchestrated (concert, 2025) * Portals (EP, 2022) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthe...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not dying. Although, in a way, from the moment of birth, we all begin to die. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bugonia (2025) * Gen V: Season 2 (2025) * Ghosts Australia: Season 1 (2025) * I Believe in Santa (2022) PITH TAKES * Hardwired… to Self-Destruct (album, 2016) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Bad Magic (graphic novel, 2023) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do favors for people, and in return, they give them gifts. ALSO DISCUSSED * After the Hunt (2025) * Frankenstein (2025) * Heart Eyes (2025) * Shelby Oaks (2024) * V/H/S/Halloween (2025) PITH TAKES * Pretty Woman (stage musical, 2018) * The Running Man (novel, 1982) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Bad Magic (graphic novel, 2023) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebri...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can only assure you that everything that's happened to you, everything they’ve done to you, it was all done for a reason. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Phone 2 (2025) * Frankenstein (2025) * How to Train Your Dragon (2025) PITH TAKES * Cinematic: The Oscars (concert, 2025) * Lulu (album, 2011) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Hell Breaks Loose (novel, 2023) Read Harlly and Jeaun'...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson should totally put a skate-park in here. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bring Her Back (2025) * Heavenly Sword (2014) * A Minecraft Movie (2025) * Tron: Ares (2025) PITH TAKES * The 39 Steps (play, 2005) * Heathers: The Musical (stage musical, 2009) * Into the Woods (stage musical, 1986) * The Skulduggery Pleasant Grimoire (reference book, 2021) * Split Fiction (video game, 2025) Read...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have a child they’ve never seen. They know it's theirs, but they deny it. ALSO DISCUSSED * A House of Dynamite (2025) * Peacemaker: Season 2 (2025) * Shakespeare’s Globe: A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2014) PITH TAKES * Death Magnetic (album, 2008) * The Lovers (stage musical, 2022) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Until the End (novel, 2022) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at h...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are beautiful. Someone should have told them that. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Calling (2014) * O’Dessa (2025) * One Battle After Another (2025) * The Running Man (1987) PITH TAKE * St. Anger (album, 2003) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are posing for your uncle's new masterpiece. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alien: Earth – Season 1 (2025) * The Long Walk (2025) * The November Man (2014) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

There is no way for Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson to prepare you for what they’re going to do now. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) * What If (aka The F Word, 2013) PITH TAKE * Garage Inc. (album, 1998) * God of War (video game, 2018) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Dead or Alive (novel, 2021) * Spider-Man: Spider’s Shadow (comic miniseries, 2021) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://o...

Hi. Can Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson put an Obama sign on your lawn? ALSO DISCUSSED * Life After Beth (2014) * Wednesday: Season 2 (2025) * Wolf Man (2025) PITH TAKE * Reload (album, 1997) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are all doomed, romantically speaking. ALSO DISCUSSED * Adolescence (2025) * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) PITH TAKES * The Langoliers (novella, 1990) * Load (album, 1996) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don’t need a photograph to remember your mother. ALSO DISCUSSED * Between a Frock and a Hard Place (2015) * Eddington (2025) * The Institute: Season 1 (2025) * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) PITH TAKES * Metallica (album, 1991) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Armageddon Outta Here (short story collection, 2022) * Trophy Boys (play, 2022) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at h...

Sometimes, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson swear the end can’t come soon enough. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coherence (2013) * The Life of Chuck (2024) PITH TAKE * …And Justice for All (album, 1988) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson codified their existence to bring it down to human size. ALSO DISCUSSED * Hercules (2014) * I Saw the TV Glow (2024) * The Monkey (2025) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Macbeth (2014) * Together (2025) * Weapons (2025) PITH TAKES * God of War: Ascension (video game, 2013) * Julia (play, 2023) * Master of Puppets (album, 1986) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Seasons of War (novel, 2020) Re...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were really hoping you wouldn’t cry this time. ALSO DISCUSSED * Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) * Shakespeare’s Globe: The Tempest (2014) PITH TAKES * The Play That Goes Wrong (play, 2012) * Push (play, 2025) * Ride the Lightning (album, 1984) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthec...

You know what Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson hate about themselves? They know what people taste like. ALSO DISCUSSED * Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) * Superman (2025) PITH TAKES * A Chorus Line (stage musical, 1975) * God of War III (video game, 2010) * Kill ‘Em All (album, 1983) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Bedlam (novel, 2019) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's...

If you put your hand into Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s bowl, don’t be surprised if you get bit. ALSO DISCUSSED * Animal (2014) * The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) * I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) * The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) * The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) * The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) * Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band...