The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are going to record a podcast. It's going to sound ridiculous. The longer they talk, the more rational they’re going to appear. ALSO DISCUSSED * Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) * Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019) * Superman (2025) * Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story (2024) PITH TAKES * Saints Row IV (video game, 2013) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Midnight (novel, 201...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson like you begging. Do it again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Taskmaster: Season 10 (2020) PITH TAKES * All-Star Superman (audio drama, 2025) * The Lord of the Rings (stage musical, 2006) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Resurrection (novel, 2017) * Writers Revealed (museum exhibit, 2025) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are on a murder case here. That's M-U-R-D-E-R, which spells S-E-R-I-O-U-S. So if they don't get their A-R-S-E-S in G-E-A-R, they’re in serious S-H-I-T, okay? ALSO DISCUSSED * A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) * M3GAN 2.0 (2025) PITH TAKES * Candlelight Orchestra: Best of Hans Zimmer (concert, 2025) * Hurry Up Tomorrow (album, 2025) * Jesus Christ Superstar...

That podcast is rotting Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s brains. They should be in school. ALSO DISCUSSED * 28 Years Later (2025) PITH TAKES * Come from Away (stage musical, 2015) * Dishonored 2 (video game, 2016) * Friday Black (short story collection, 2018) * Prey (video game, 2017) * Rhinestone Rex and Miss Monica (play, 2010) * Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light (novel, 2014) Read Harlly...

The Iwi won’t speak their name, but I call them… Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) * How to Train Your Dragon (2025) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Let Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson fight. ALSO DISCUSSED * Lilo & Stitch (2025) * The Phoenician Scheme (2025) * Predator: Killer of Killers (2025) * RSC: Richard II (2013) PITH TAKES * Dead Channel Sky (album, 2025) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Last Stand of Dead Men (novel, 2013) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughth...

You actually want to compete with Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson? Those kids aren’t normal. ALSO DISCUSSED * Devil’s Knot (2013) * Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025) PITH TAKES * The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (novel, 2020) * The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) (play, 1987) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's B...

You’re only making Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson sexier. ALSO DISCUSSED * Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) * The Last of Us: Season 2 (2025) PITH TAKES * The Discography of Pink Floyd and Its Members (1967-2023) * Les Misérables (stage musical, 1980) * Tanith Low in… The Maleficent Seven (novel, 2013) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo...

If you see Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson… run. ALSO DISCUSSED * Draft Day (2014) * Green Lantern: Emerald Knights (2011) * In Your Eyes (2014) * The Other Woman (2014) PITH TAKE * Art of the Score: The Music of Hans Zimmer (concert, 2025) * The Dark Side of the Moon Redux (album, 2023) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked (novel, 2012) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsi...

What happened is Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question their virility. Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've got to prove yourself from day one. You've got to win the...

The system removes the threat of anyone exercising their independent will. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson threaten that system. It won't be safe until they're removed. ALSO DISCUSSED Until Dawn (2025) PITH TAKES Carrie: The Musical (stage musical, 1988) Rattle That Lock (album, 2015) Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer (novel, 2011) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemed...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just want to go to Tesco’s. ALSO DISCUSSED A Long Way Down (2014) Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog (2021) Veronica Mars (2014) PITH TAKES The Endless River (album, 2014) The Dictionary of Lost Words (play, 2023) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecand...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not in control. The audience is in control. ALSO DISCUSSED The Accountant 2 (2025) Black Mirror: USS Callister – Into Infinity (2025) The Den (2013) The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown (2015) The Jetsons & WWE: Robo-WrestleMania! (2017) Need for Speed (2014) Odd Thomas (2013) PITH TAKES Ça Ira (album, 2005) The Last of Us Part II (video game, 2020) Skul...

For those of us about to die, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson salute you! ALSO DISCUSSED Black Mirror: Eulogy (2025) Black Mirror: Hotel Reverie (2025) Black Mirror: Plaything (2025) Death of a Unicorn (2025) RoboCop (2014) Sinners (2025) PITH TAKES Broken China (album, 1996) Dreamfall Chapters (video game, 2014-2016) Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days (novel, 2010) The Tournament (novel, 2013) Read Harlly...

You're the reason why Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson get up at four in the afternoon and pump iron until their chests are positively sick. ALSO DISCUSSED Black Mirror: Bête Noire (2025) Black Mirror: Common People (2025) The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) A Minecraft Movie (2025) Novocaine (2025) Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery (2014) Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of t...

Do you know how to get out of here? Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson need to find their ship to get off this planet. ALSO DISCUSSED The Lego Movie (2014) That Awkward Moment (aka Are We Officially Dating?, 2014) PITH TAKES The Division Bell (album, 1994) Peter and the Starcatcher (play, 2009) The Secret Runners of New York (novel, 2019) Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire (novel, 2008) Read Harlly an...

Harlly and Jeaun take pills and Lawson drinks. That's the little deal they’ve struck – a little paragraph in their podcast contract. ALSO DISCUSSED The Electric State (2025) Knights of Badassdom (2013) Snow White (2025) PITH TAKES Amused to Death (album, 1992) Skulduggery Pleasant (novel, 2007) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog a...

Don’t incriminate yourself. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are wearing a wire. ALSO DISCUSSED Blade of the 47 Ronin (2022) Mickey 17 (2025) The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024) Trap (2024) PITH TAKE Bulletstorm (video game, 2011) Mr Einstein’s Secretary (novel, 2023) Radio K.A.O.S. (album, 1987) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitth...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will search for you through 1,000 worlds and 10,000 lifetimes until they find you. ALSO DISCUSSED American Hustle (2013) Captain America: Brave New World (2025) Here (2024) Hours (2013) PITH TAKES Cobalt Blue (novella, 2022) A Momentary Lapse of Reason (album, 1987) The Secret Runners of New York (novel, 2019) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemed...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson took a military grade chemical that no one seems to have any documentation of. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frozen II (2019) * The Great Martian War 1913-1917 (2013) * Into the Unknown: Making Frozen II (2020) * The Woman in Black (2012) PITH TAKES * Conclave (novel, 2016) * The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands (novel, 1991) * The Great Zoo of China (novel, 2014) * Profiles (album, 19...

With a heavy heart, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson charge Queen Elsa of Arendelle with treason and sentence her to death. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Last Days on Mars (2013) * The Monkey (2025) * Oldboy (2013) * Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (2023) PITH TAKES * Identity (album, 1984) * Sister Act (stage musical, 2006) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson did as instructed. If there's something wrong, it's wrong with the instructions! ALSO DISCUSSED * Bayonetta: Bloody Fate (2013) * Heart Eyes (2025) * SNL50: The Anniversary Special (2025) PITH TAKES * About Face (album, 1984) * Pride & Prejudice (play, 2025) * The Tournament (novel, 2013) * Troll Mountain (novella, 2014) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at htt...

2024 might have been a trash fire of a year, but at least we got some pretty good movies. This week, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson reflect on the films that hit home in the year that was, from high-pitched serial killers to force-of-nature strippers to the one, the only John Lithgow. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Challenger Disaster (2013) * Great Expectations (2012) * In Fear (2013) * The Killer’s Game (2024)...

I don’t want Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson in the bunker with us. ALSO DISCUSSED * Ender’s Game (2013) * Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013) * Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5 (2013) * Kinds of Kindness (2024) * Saturday Night (2024) * September 5 (2024) * Speak No Evil (2024) PITH TAKES * The Final Cut (album, 1983) * Hover Car Racer (novel, 2004) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKno...

All the time traveling in the world can't make someone love Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * All Is Lost (2013) * Companion (2025) * Gladiator II (2024) * Haunter (2013) PITH TAKE * Temple (novel, 1999) * The Wall (album, 1979) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo...