The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do not love that you are here for this. ALSO DISCUSSED * Green Lantern (2011) * Friends with Benefits (2011) * Justice Society: World War II (2021) * The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) * The Pope’s Exorcist (2023) * Renfield (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Rea...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson would never have given you this information if you hadn’t served together in Vietnam. ALSO DISCUSSED * Asteroid City (2023) * The Chameleon (2010) * The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) * Too Big to Fail (2011) PITH TAKES * Bioshock Infinite (video game, 2013) * Drama: An Actor’s Education (nonfiction book, 2011) * Mamma Mia! (stage musical, 1999) Reach us on Twitter at:...

Minister, have you seen the report about Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson in the tunnels? ALSO DISCUSSED * Priest (2011) * Takeshi’s Castle Project: Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKES * Bioshock 2 (video game, 2010) * The Dead of the Night (novel, 1994) * Marvel 1602 (comic book limited series, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrig...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have lied to us. And it's the exact same lie. The same six words. “Everything is going to be okay.” ALSO DISCUSSED * Good Omens: Season 2 (2023) * Meg 2: The Trench (2023) * Memphis (2011) * Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) * Thank God You’re Here: Season 5 (2023) PITH TAKE * Tomorrow, When the War Began (novel, 1993) Reach us on Twitter at: https:...

I just want Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson to stop saying ‘vomitorium’. ALSO DISCUSSED * Barbie (2023) * Cocaine Bear (2023) * Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) * Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015) * Insidious: The Last Key (2018) * Insidious: The Red Door (2023) * Oppenheimer (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blo...

This is the first line of a joke, right? A guy comes home to find his wife with Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * Paul (2011) * Source Code (2010) * Stitches (2012) * Super (2010) * The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) * You Might Be the Killer (2018) * Your Highness (2011) PITH TAKE * Bioshock (video game, 2007) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and J...

Oh, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson! What big teeth you have! ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Hex (2021) * Limitless (2011) * Miracle Workers: End Times (2023) * The Muppets Mayhem (2023) * My Adventures with Superman: Season 1 (2023) * Run All Night (2015) * Sucker Punch (2011) * Vanishing on 7th Street (2010) PITH TAKE * Cake (play, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Ha...

Were you just looking at Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s legs while they slept? ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Scarecrow 2 (2022) * I Am Number Four (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) * Unknown (2011) * The Witcher: Season 3 (2023) PITH TAKE * 42nd Street (stage musical, 1980) * Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (video game, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson? As in the legendary sirens luring helpless sailors to their doom? ALSO DISCUSSED * Jekyll and Hyde (2021) * The Mechanic (2011) * Mechanic: Resurrection (2016) * The Rite (2011) * Sanctum (2011) * Secret Invasion (2023) * The Sunset Limited (2011) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia....

In the past, all Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off their horse. Now they must invade people's homes and ingratiate themselves with them. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Curse (2023) * Black Mirror: Season 6 (2023) * The Flash (2023) * Gulliver’s Travels (2010) * How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) * No Strings Attached (2011) * Season of the W...

Who worked Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson over with the ugly stick? ALSO DISCUSSED * Casino Jack (2010) * Macbeth (2010) * The Pale Blue Eye (2022) * Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) * The Tempest (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandyco...

Mrs Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Never in the history of mankind have the nations of the world reacted with such unanimity and cooperation. Tonight, the lights will burn until dawn in the United Nations building as the leaders of the world map a course of action. ALSO DISCUSSED * Fair Game (2010) * The Little Mermaid (2023) * Love & Other Drugs (...

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson ride into this town they’ll be bringing hell with them. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beyond Skyline (2017) * Burlesque (2010) * Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1986) * Morning Glory (2010) * Muppet Treasure Island (1996) * Renfield (2023) * Skyline (2010) * Skylines (2020) * The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1968) * Unstoppable (2010) PITH TAKE * Moulin Rouge! The Musical (sta...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson live in a house of blood, and they accept that. ALSO DISCUSSED * Altitude (2010) * Due Date (2010) * Troll Hunter (2010) PITH TAKE * The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair That Changed America (nonfiction book, 2003) * Full Throttle (2019, short story collection) * Ishmael (play, 2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe...

You better lawyer up, asshole, because Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren’t coming back for 30%, they’re coming back for EVERYTHING. ALSO DISCUSSED * Fast X (2023) * Night of the Demons (2009) * RED (2010) * RED 2 (2013) PITH TAKE * Deus Ex: Human Revolution (video game, 2011) * Itchy, Tasty: An Unofficial History of Resident Evil (nonfiction book, 2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDon...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are having an OK day and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof. ALSO DISCUSSED * Devil (2010) * Interview with the Vampire: Season 1 (2022) * The Last Exorcism (2010) * The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) * Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) * M3gan (2022) * Piranha 3DD (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Love’s Labour’s Lost (2010) Reach us on Twi...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson hunt in packs – not for protection, but for overwhelming force. ALSO DISCUSSED * Centurion (2010) * The Coronation and Crowning of King Charles III & Queen Camilla (2023) * Dorian Gray (2009) * Evil Dead Rise (2023) * Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) * Night of the Living Dead (1968) * Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) * Tomorrow, When the War Began (2010) Re...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are here to sabotage your nuclear ambitions. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beau is Afraid (2023) * Evilspeak (1981) * The Expendables (2010) * The Expendables 2 (2012) * The Expendables 3 (2014) * Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) * Ice Cream Man (1995) * Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) PITH TAKE * As You Like It (play, 1603) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/ID...

We are Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson! We’re here to sell out and make money and stuff! ALSO DISCUSSED * An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) * Dog Soldiers (2002) * Extraordinary Tales (2013) * Howl (2015) * The Other Guys (2010) * Road Kill (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Bl...

BWAM! ALSO DISCUSSED * Despicable Me 3 (2017) * Dracula (1974) * Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023) * Hawke (2010) * The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010) * The Vampire Bat (1933) PITH TAKE * Firewatch (video game, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are all so different, but they have one thing in common – they were born with flippers! ALSO DISCUSSED * Despicable Me (2010) * Despicable Me 2 (2013) * Dracula 3D (2012) * Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) * The Oxford Murders (2008) * Salvage (2009) * Scare Package II: Rad Chad’s Revenge (2022) * Shakespeare’s Globe: As You Like It (2010) PITH TAKE * The Elder Scrolls I...

This never happened. They never existed. Harlly, Jeaun, Lawson – none of them. ALSO DISCUSSED * The A-Team (2010) * Black Death (2010) * Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023) * The Fanatic (2019) * Gretel & Hansel (2020) * Knight and Day (2010) * Mom and Dad (2017) * Wild Target (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are finally ready to talk about their favourite movies of 2022, because what better a time to reflect on the last calendar year than early April? HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - The Black Phone 9 - Three Thousand Years of Longing 8 - Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio 7 - Mad God 6 - RRR 5 - The Batman 4 - The Menu 3 - Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery 2 - Cyrano 1 - Everything Everywher...

If you want to get ahold of Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson, just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant c*ck. ALSO DISCUSSED * 65 (2023) * Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe (2022) * Dave Made a Maze (2017) * Living (2022) * Orphan: First Kill (2022) * Pearl (2022) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Romeo and Juliet (2010) * A Wounded Faun (2...

Name one decision Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson ever made that wasn’t in the interest of the USA. ALSO DISCUSSED * Clash of the Titans (2010) * Death at a Funeral (2010) * Green Lantern: Beware My Power (2022) * How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) * How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) * Scream VI (2023) * Wrath of the Titans (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1...