The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. ALSO DISCUSSED * Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) * Now You See Me 2 (2016) PITH TAKE * The Source (album, 2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounte...

Remember, if the oxygen masks come down, put them on Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson first. ALSO DISCUSSED * Longlegs (2024) * The Owners (2020) PITH TAKE * The Theory of Everything (album, 2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not real. They are a product of thoughts you create. ALSO DISCUSSED * MaXXXine (2024) PITH TAKE * 01011001 (album, 2008) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson know your wife. ALSO DISCUSSED * Aftershock (2012) * A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) * Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023) PITH TAKE * The Human Equation (album, 2004) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.w...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not becoming vegan. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beverley Hills Cop: Axel F (2024) * Carousel (2013) * The Lords of Salem (2012) PITH TAKE * Universal Migrator Part 2: Flight of the Migrator (album, 2000) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthr...

Are Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson still an effective team? ALSO DISCUSSED * Angel Has Fallen (2019) * Clownado (2019) * Hit Man (2023) * London Has Fallen (2016) PITH TAKE * Shrek the Musical (stage musical, 2008) * Universal Migrator Part 1: The Dream Sequencer (album, 2000) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.ho...

Everybody knows Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson did the right thing on that bridge. Even the president knows. ALSO DISCUSSED * Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds – The New Generation (2013) * Phil Spector (2013) PITH TAKE * Into the Electric Castle (album, 1998) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidem...

With a loving family environment, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have a real chance at a normal life. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) * The Nun II (2023) * Upside Down (2012) PITH TAKE * Actual Fantasy (album, 1996) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at http...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are talking to giants at the moment. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Call (2013) * Stopmotion (2023) * The Watchers (2024) PITH TAKE * The Final Experiment (album, 1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Also known as ‘The Dyatlov Pass Incident’. They tried to bury Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson so it would look like an accident. ALSO DISCUSSED * Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) * The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) * Late Night with the Devil (2023) * Snitch (2013) PITH TAKE * John Constantine: Hellblazer (comic, 2019-) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will not be subjected to criminal abuse! ALSO DISCUSSED * Dark Skies (2013) * Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) PITH TAKES * RBG: Of Many, One (play, 2022) * Visions of Bodies Being Burned (album, 2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exit...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson walk in their sleep. It’s a side effect. ALSO DISCUSSED * Killing Lincoln (2013) * Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) * The Raven (1963) PITH TAKE * Merrily We Roll Along (stage musical, 1981) * Becky Lynch: The Man – Not Your Average Average Girl (memoir, 2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://o...

You had Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s curiosity. Now you have their attention. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dead Boy Detectives: Season 1 (2024) * The Endless (2017) * Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) * The Last Stand (2013) * Premature Burial (1962) * Resolution (2012) PITH TAKE * There Existed an Addiction to Blood (album, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly...

We have your silver. We caught Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson red-handed. ALSO DISCUSSED * High Country: Season 1 (2024) * Jack Reacher (2012) * Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016) * The Tattooist of Auschwitz (2024) * Zero Dark Thirty (2012) PITH TAKE * The Woman in Black (play, 1987) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightside...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are a beautiful mystery. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bad Kids of Crestview Academy (2017) * Bad Kids Go to Hell (2012) * The Extraordinary (1993-1996) * Hitchcock (2012) * Mass Effect: Paragon Lost (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Doctor Faustus (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/...

I was so spent, I could hardly move. And so, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson went ahead of me. They stretched their legs and walked along the shore. At the edge of the jungle, they stopped. I was certain they were going to look back at me, flatten their ears to their heads, and growl. That they would bring our relationship to an end in some way. But they just stared ahead into the jungle. And then Harll...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson said “aye”, Mr McPherson! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEE!!! ALSO DISCUSSED * Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome (2012) * Civil War (2024) * Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) * Silver Linings Playbook (2012) * The Turn of the Screw (1974) * Wreck-It Ralph (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDont...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have just sanctioned your science fiction movie. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bay (2012) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: All’s Well That Ends Well (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Much Ado About Nothing (2012) * Sinister 2 (2015) * The Tell-Tale Heart (1960) * The Tingler (1959) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly a...

Don't worry, Daddy. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’ll make you famous again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016) * The Devil’s Carnival (2012) * The First Time (2012) * Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) PITH TAKE * Persona 5 Royal (video game, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.b...

You're the one who thought Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were so interesting, but they're kinda tiresome after a while, don't you think? ALSO DISCUSSED * Siren (2016) * Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (2023) * V/H/S: Viral (2014) * V/H/S/94 (2021) * V/H/S/99 (2022) PITH TAKE * Alan Wake 2 (video game, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's...

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could sing a lick, they would. But they can't. And they hate themselves every day because of it. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frankenweenie (2012) * Spaceman (2024) * V/H/S (2012) * V/H/S/2 (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthrought...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice they charitably said girl and not person because, let's face it, they’d smoke all of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Hole (2009) * House at the End of the Street (2012) * Two Evil Eyes (1990) PITH TAKES * Area 7 (novel, 2001) * The Wharf Revue: Pride in Prejudice (variety show, 2023) Reach us on Twitter...

You’re going to soak up Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s love like a sponge. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bait (2012) * Boar (2017) * Dune: Part Two (2024) * Hope Springs (2012) PITH TAKE * Chivalry (graphic novel, 2022) * Gaslight (play, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroug...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will debase themselves for credits. ALSO DISCUSSED * Madame Web (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 1 (2010) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 2 (2010) PITH TAKE * God of War Ragnarök: Valhalla (video game DLC, 2023) * The Wolves (play, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidem...

You might want to give Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson a kiss goodbye. As long as you don’t mind where those lips have been. ALSO DISCUSSED * Iron Sky (2012) * Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) * Lake Mungo (2008) PITH TAKE * Rent (stage musical, 1996) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's...