The Long Watch

Alright, everybody be cool - you be cool! If you help Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson get across the border without incident... if you stay with them throughout this episode without trying anything funny, without trying to turn the podcast off... then when it's finished they will let you go, all of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) * Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) * Nix...

Now Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson, they've been my pals for as long as I can remember. They're brave, like cowboys should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes them special, is they'll never give up on you... ever. They'll be there for you, no matter what. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Great: Season 1 (2020) * Happy Together (1997) * Heat (1995) * Jumanji (1995) * My Scientology Movi...

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "the world is a fine place and worth fighting for". Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson agree with the second part. ALSO DISCUSSED * 1917 (2019) * The American President (1995) * Be Cool (2005) * Bonehill Road (2017) * Castle Freak (1995) * Copycat (1995) * Get Shorty (1995) * Loves of a Blonde (1965) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jea...

No! Please, wait! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson want to have a baby! ALSO DISCUSSED * Breathless (1960) * The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) * Pocahontas (1995) * Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) * Species II (1998) * Species III (2004) * Species: The Awakening (2007) * Waterworld (1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://on...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's podcasts have been known to have a disorientating effect on their less stable listeners. ALSO DISCUSSED * An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) * A Goofy Movie (1995) * Major Payne (1995) * Tales from the Hood (1995) * Tales from the Hood 2 (2018) * Tehran Taxi (2015) * Village of the Damned (1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jea...

The colour of Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's urine suggests that they have recorded a podcast about "The Madness of King George". Listen as they discuss the monarchy, the works of Alan Bennett and discover that one can produce a copious, regular and exquisitely turned evacuation every day of the week and still be a stranger to reason. ALSO DISCUSSED * Death and the Maiden (1994) * Fateful Findings (20...

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a podcast about the 1994 action movie "Speed". Once the podcast has begun, a bomb is armed. If the podcast is turned off before its completion, the bomb blows up. What do you do? What do you do? ALSO DISCUSSED * Jesus Christ Superstar: Live Arena Tour (2012) * Léon: The Professional (1994) * The Lion King 1 1/2 (2004) * Lurking Fear (1994) * The Nightingale (2018) * The...

Be prepared for the podcast episode of the century as Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson revisit "The Lion King" and discuss childhood trauma, the circle of life and the grisly realities of life under a monarchy that regularly feasts upon its subjects. ALSO DISCUSSED * Annabelle Comes Home (2019) * Drunk History Australia: Series 1 (2020) * The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) * The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride (1998)...

Come, you capacious cronies in criminality, join Harlly, Jeaun, Lawson and a very special guest star as they do the Batusi and discuss 2016's "Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders". No campy 60's TV show can be dead if it lives in your heart. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Addams Family (2019) * Batman Ninja (2018) * Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (2015) * Batman Unlimited: Mechs vs. Mutants (2016) * B...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson take a trip to hell on earth, Los Angeles, with DC's resident warlock and occult investigator John Constantine. Magic always has a price, but are our hosts willing to pay it? ALSO DISCUSSED * The Current War (2017) * Frozen 2 (2019) * Into the Woods (2014) * JLA Adventures: Trapped in Time (2014) * Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman - Rage of Atlantis (2018) * Lego DC Co...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson promised this podcast would be a paradise of cleanliness and light. But what does a light in the darkness do? It draws flies. Vile and unclean like you. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman and Harley Quinn (2017) * Bloodshot (2020) * The Call of the Wild (2020) * Castlevania: Season 3 (2020) * Evil Bong (2006) * The Invisible Man (2020) * Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018) * Teen Titan...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson quit their jobs at the chemical plant to be comedians, to make people laugh because when they laugh, they feel good. The thing is... they didn't. So instead they're doing this podcast about 2016's controversial adaptation of "Batman: The Killing Joke". All it takes is one bad day. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman: Bad Blood (2016) * The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) * Dark Waters...

As long as Harlly, Lawson and Jeaun can siphon off the speedforce you can't escape this podcast where they discuss the 2013 animated feature "Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox". The only way to save the world is to keep this from ever happening. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Adventures of Skippy (1992-1993) * Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014) * Batman vs. Robin (2015) * Justice League: Throne of Atlant...

You don't get it. This isn't a podcast. It's an operating table. And Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are the surgeons. This week they're talking about the animated adaptation of Frank Miller's troubling Batman story "The Dark Knight Returns". You can't judge them. They're just too big. ALSO DISCUSSED * Emma. (2020) * Fantasy Island (2020) * The Good Place (2016-2020) * A Guide to Second Date Sex (2019) *...

The Oscars were last week but who the hell cares?! In this episode Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson sit down to discuss their favourite films from 2019 including the gutsy calls that the Academy is too cowardly to make! JEAUN'S TOP 10 Honourable Mentions: Avengers: Endgame, Cats, John Wick 3: Parabellum, Spider-Man: Far From Home, Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker #10 - It: Chapter 2 (1:48:08...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson came all the way back from the dead to make this episode happen. Join them as they discuss 2010's "Batman: Under the Red Hood", based on one of the most famous comic book storylines of the modern era. Harlly's the only one who's going to get what he wants tonight! ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman: The Animated Series - Season 1 (1992) * Bombshell (2019) * Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Season...

This week Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson need to un-wet their pants as they begin their trek through the DC animated canon with 2005's "The Batman vs. Dracula". It's a pain in the neck. ALSO DISCUSSED * Arrow: Season 8 (2019-2020) * Batman Beyond: The Return of the Joker (2000) * Batman: Gotham Knight (2008) * Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (2003) * Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) * The...

This week Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson take a trip to the city of brotherly love as they discuss the groundbreaking 1993 AIDS drama "Philadelphia". ALSO DISCUSSED * And the Band Played On (1993) * Arrow: Season 8 (2019-2020) * Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) * Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998) * Castle Rock: Season 2 (2019) * In the Tall Grass (2019) * The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) * Sex...

This episode, Machete happens, as Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson discuss Robert Rodriguez's nutty 2013 action film "Machete Kills". Try not to be distracted by the cleavage and the hairspray. That's part of their cover. ALSO DISCUSSED * Crisis on Infinite Earths (2019-2020) * Godzilla: King of Monsters (2019) * Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) * Inglourious Basterds (2009) * Jojo Rabbit (2019) * The Jungle Bo...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have gone on what the movie advertisements refer to as a "roaring rampage of revenge". They've roared. And they've rampaged. And they've gotten bloody satisfaction. And now they are gonna (discuss) Kill Bill. ALSO DISCUSSED * 1917 (2019) * The Blues Brothers (1980) * Death Proof (2007) * Dracula (2020) * Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks (1974) * The Gentlemen (2020) * Juman...

It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness that Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson lack, not rationality. Join them as they discuss Quentin Tarantino's extraordinary 2003 action revenge film "Kill Bill: Vol. 1". ALSO DISCUSSED •Cats (2019) •Dracula (2020) •Ghostwatch (1992) •Hocus Pocus (1993) •Jackie Brown (1997) •Johnny English Strikes Again (2018) •The Mandalorian: Season 1 (2019) •Needful Things (1993) •Pir...

Learn the podcast's origin story in a holiday break from the usual format, as Harlly and Jeaun interrogate Lawson about his highly complicated and unnecessarily strict method of finding and watching movies, documentaries and television shows.

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could. Join them as they discuss Colin Trevorrow's 2015 dinosaur thriller, "Jurassic World", in a podcast episode 65 million years in the making. ALSO DISCUSSED •Jurassic Park (1993) •Jurassic Park III (2001) •Last Action Hero (1993) •The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) •Star Wars: Episode IX - Ris...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't want to be your buddies. They just want a little breakfast. Join them as they discuss Joel Schumacher's horrifyingly prescient 1993 thriller "Falling Down". They're just standing up for their rights as consumers. ALSO DISCUSSED •The CW's Crisis on Infinite Earths (2019-20) •Dave (1993) •The Good Liar (2019) •Leprechaun: Back to tha Hood (2003) •Leprechaun: Origins (2...

Hold onto your shamrocks and guard your gold, because Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are discussing "Leprechaun 3". Join them as they dust off their bad Irish accents and discuss the benefits of a potato diet for a growing leprechaun. ALSO DISCUSSED •Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) •A Few Good Men (1992) •Knives Out (2019) •Leprechaun (1993) •Leprechaun 2 (1994) •Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) •Le...