The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson want you to draw them like some of your French girls. ALSO DISCUSSED * Air Force One (1997) * Amistad (1997) * Anastasia (1997) * Bartok the Magnificent (1999) * Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1997) * One More Time With Feeling (2016) * Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) * Stargirl: Season 1 Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and J...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are from Buenos Aires and they say kill 'em all! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Field Guide to Evil (2018) * Newsfront (1978) * Jack Frost (1997) * Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) * Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004) * Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008) * Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012) * Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars (2017) * True...

You want to know how Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson did it? This is how they did it: they never saved anything for the swim back. ALSO DISCUSSED * Boogie Nights (1997) * The Devil's Advocate (1997) * The Gentlemen (2019) * Guns Akimbo (2019) * The Hunt (2020) * I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) * I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) * I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson wouldn't trade places with Edmund Exley right now for all the whiskey in Ireland. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bloodshot (2020) * Child's Play (2019) * Gemini Man (2019) * Harley Quinn: Season 1 (2019) * Mimic 2 (2001) * Mimic 3: Sentinel (2003) * Wake in Fright (1971) * Walkabout (1971) * Wentworth: Season 8 (2020) * Wishmaster (1997) * Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) *...

Our names are Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. Danger is our middle name. ALSO DISCUSSED * 12 Angry Men (1997) * Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) * Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) * Event Horizon (1997) * The Exorcist (2016-2018) * Mimic (1997) * Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://on...

It was awful. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson did everything they could to save this. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Adventures of Skippy (1992) * The Fifth Element (1997) * Hercules (1997) * The Invisible Man (2020) * The King of Staten Island (2020) * Lake Placid: Legacy (2018) * Little Fish (2005) * Mrs Brown (1997) * Skippy: Season 1 (1968) * Smallville: Season 1 (2001-2002) * Uncle Sam (1996) * The Very Excel...

After technical problems took a bite out of the episode, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are back on the air and they just have this feeling everything's totally safe. ALSO DISCUSSED * Boa vs. Python (2004) * Chupacabra Terror (2005) * Follow Me (2020) * Frankenfish (2004) * Homemade (2020) * Lake Placid 2 (2007) * Lake Placid 3 (2010) * Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012) * Not Quite Hollywood: The Wi...

When Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson strike, they wrap around you. Hold you tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege of hearing your bones break before the power of the embrace causes your veins to explode. ALSO DISCUSSED * Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008) * Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) * Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009) * The Personal History of David Copperfield (2019) * Th...

There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson should be fine then. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dante's Peak (1997) * Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020) * Hamilton (2020) * LOL: Last One Laughing Australia - Season 1 (2020) * Onward (2020) * Outlander: Season 1 (2014...

When Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson shall die, take them and cut them up in little stars, and they will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun. Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet is the 2 and a half hour traffic of our stage. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bad Moon (1996) * The Crucible (1996) * Daylight (1996) * Eerie (2018) * Mars Attacks!...

This is a true record of what Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson saw. They set it down only leaving out the longitude and latitude of the island, as a warning to all who would follow in Moreau's footsteps. Most times, they keep the memory far in the back of their minds, a distant cloud. But there are times when the little cloud spreads, until it obscures the sky. ALSO DISCUSSED * Artemis Fowl (2020) * Charl...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson never can run from nor hide what they've done from the eyes, the very eyes of Notre Dame. ALSO DISCUSSED * Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made (2018) * The Hunchback of Notre Dame II: The Secret of the Bell (2002) * Independence Day (1996) * Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) * Lethal Weapon: Season 3 (2018-2019) * Queen Crab (2015) * Mr. Reliable (1996) * A Time to...

Hello, agent. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to this podcast episode regarding "Mission: Impossible - Fallout". Important information will be revealed to you during the discussion. If you are caught or killed, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This device will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck. ALSO DISCUSSED * Ad Astra (2019) *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson haven't seen so many lawyers and politicians gathered together in one place since confession this morning. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bottle Rocket (1996) * Executive Decision (1996) * From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999) * From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter (1999) * The Late Shift (1996) * Midsommar (2019) * SparkShorts (2019-2020) Reach us on Twitter at: http...

Alright, everybody be cool - you be cool! If you help Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson get across the border without incident... if you stay with them throughout this episode without trying anything funny, without trying to turn the podcast off... then when it's finished they will let you go, all of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) * Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) * Nix...

Now Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson, they've been my pals for as long as I can remember. They're brave, like cowboys should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes them special, is they'll never give up on you... ever. They'll be there for you, no matter what. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Great: Season 1 (2020) * Happy Together (1997) * Heat (1995) * Jumanji (1995) * My Scientology Movi...

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "the world is a fine place and worth fighting for". Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson agree with the second part. ALSO DISCUSSED * 1917 (2019) * The American President (1995) * Be Cool (2005) * Bonehill Road (2017) * Castle Freak (1995) * Copycat (1995) * Get Shorty (1995) * Loves of a Blonde (1965) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jea...

No! Please, wait! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson want to have a baby! ALSO DISCUSSED * Breathless (1960) * The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) * Pocahontas (1995) * Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) * Species II (1998) * Species III (2004) * Species: The Awakening (2007) * Waterworld (1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://on...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's podcasts have been known to have a disorientating effect on their less stable listeners. ALSO DISCUSSED * An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) * A Goofy Movie (1995) * Major Payne (1995) * Tales from the Hood (1995) * Tales from the Hood 2 (2018) * Tehran Taxi (2015) * Village of the Damned (1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jea...

The colour of Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's urine suggests that they have recorded a podcast about "The Madness of King George". Listen as they discuss the monarchy, the works of Alan Bennett and discover that one can produce a copious, regular and exquisitely turned evacuation every day of the week and still be a stranger to reason. ALSO DISCUSSED * Death and the Maiden (1994) * Fateful Findings (20...

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a podcast about the 1994 action movie "Speed". Once the podcast has begun, a bomb is armed. If the podcast is turned off before its completion, the bomb blows up. What do you do? What do you do? ALSO DISCUSSED * Jesus Christ Superstar: Live Arena Tour (2012) * Léon: The Professional (1994) * The Lion King 1 1/2 (2004) * Lurking Fear (1994) * The Nightingale (2018) * The...

Be prepared for the podcast episode of the century as Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson revisit "The Lion King" and discuss childhood trauma, the circle of life and the grisly realities of life under a monarchy that regularly feasts upon its subjects. ALSO DISCUSSED * Annabelle Comes Home (2019) * Drunk History Australia: Series 1 (2020) * The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) * The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride (1998)...

Come, you capacious cronies in criminality, join Harlly, Jeaun, Lawson and a very special guest star as they do the Batusi and discuss 2016's "Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders". No campy 60's TV show can be dead if it lives in your heart. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Addams Family (2019) * Batman Ninja (2018) * Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (2015) * Batman Unlimited: Mechs vs. Mutants (2016) * B...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson take a trip to hell on earth, Los Angeles, with DC's resident warlock and occult investigator John Constantine. Magic always has a price, but are our hosts willing to pay it? ALSO DISCUSSED * The Current War (2017) * Frozen 2 (2019) * Into the Woods (2014) * JLA Adventures: Trapped in Time (2014) * Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman - Rage of Atlantis (2018) * Lego DC Co...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson promised this podcast would be a paradise of cleanliness and light. But what does a light in the darkness do? It draws flies. Vile and unclean like you. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman and Harley Quinn (2017) * Bloodshot (2020) * The Call of the Wild (2020) * Castlevania: Season 3 (2020) * Evil Bong (2006) * The Invisible Man (2020) * Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018) * Teen Titan...