The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson: they fly now! ALSO DISCUSSED * Alone (2020) * The Comeback Trail (2020) * Empire of Dreams: The Story of the 'Star Wars' Trilogy (2004) * The Empty Man (2020) * The People vs. George Lucas (2010) * Radioactive (2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson&#...

Record a podcast about the original "Star Wars" trilogy? But Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson were going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters! ALSO DISCUSSED * Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) * Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's day wasa startin' pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin' very scared and grabbin' that Jedi and POW! Theysa here! ALSO DISCUSSED* Election (1999) * Fantasy Island (2020) * Honest Thief (2020) * A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999) * Scorpion King: Book of Souls (2018) * The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power (2015) * The Spanish Pr...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson only gamble with their lives, never their money. ALSO DISCUSSED* Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020) * The Boys: Season 2 (2020) * Hubie Halloween (2020) * The Mummy Returns (2001) * The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) * The Scorpion King (2002) * The Scorpion King 2...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's lives are the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the List. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Animatrix (2003) * Antebellum (2020) * Batman: Death in the Family (2020) * The High Note (2020) * Hope Gap (2019) * Irresistible (2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebr...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson saved Latin. What did you ever do? ALSO DISCUSSED * 8MM (1999) * 8MM 2 (2005) * 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) * Alice in Wonderland (1999) * The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020) * Ravenous (1999) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecan...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are playing with the big boys now. ALSO DISCUSSED * Enemy of the State (1998) * The Faculty (1998) * Lock Up (1989) * Ratched: Season 1 (2020) * Shrek 2 (2004) * Virus (1999) * The Winter's Tale (1999) * The Year My Voice Broke (1987) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's self-confidence is so bloated they've forgotten the reality of the situation. ALSO DISCUSSED * An American Pickle (2020) * Becky (2020) * Bran Nue Dae (2009) * The Broken Hearts Gallery (2020) * Cats (1998) * The Last Broadcast (1998) * The Secret Garden (2020) * The Siege (1998) * Vampires (1998) * Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) * Vampires: The Turning (2005) Reach us on...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have already tried therapy! Obviously, it did them no good. ALSO DISCUSSED * Boys in the Trees (2016) * Cube Zero (2004) * Elizabeth (1998) * Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) * Superman: Man of Tomorrow (2020) * Two Hands (1999) * Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005) * Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and...

This podcast is an accident, a forgotten, perpetual public works project. You think Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson want to ask questions? All they want is a clear conscience and a fat pay check. ALSO DISCUSSED * Cobra Kai: Season 1 (2018) * The Coolangatta Gold (1984) * Cube 2: Hypercube (2002) * Force of Nature (2020) * Godzilla (1998) * The Lighthouse (2019) * Made in Italy (2020) * Mulan (1998) * Mul...

There are two things Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson know to be true. There's no difference between good flan and bad flan, and there is no war. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Babadook (2014) * The Big Lebowski (1998) * Bulworth (1998) * Deep Rising (1998) * Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) * The New Mutants (2020) * Nightwatch (1997) * Primary Colours (1998) * Sphere (1998) * Tenet (2020) * Tiny Creatures: Season 1...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson want you to draw them like some of your French girls. ALSO DISCUSSED * Air Force One (1997) * Amistad (1997) * Anastasia (1997) * Bartok the Magnificent (1999) * Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1997) * One More Time With Feeling (2016) * Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) * Stargirl: Season 1 Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and J...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are from Buenos Aires and they say kill 'em all! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Field Guide to Evil (2018) * Newsfront (1978) * Jack Frost (1997) * Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) * Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004) * Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008) * Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012) * Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars (2017) * True...

You want to know how Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson did it? This is how they did it: they never saved anything for the swim back. ALSO DISCUSSED * Boogie Nights (1997) * The Devil's Advocate (1997) * The Gentlemen (2019) * Guns Akimbo (2019) * The Hunt (2020) * I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) * I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) * I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson wouldn't trade places with Edmund Exley right now for all the whiskey in Ireland. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bloodshot (2020) * Child's Play (2019) * Gemini Man (2019) * Harley Quinn: Season 1 (2019) * Mimic 2 (2001) * Mimic 3: Sentinel (2003) * Wake in Fright (1971) * Walkabout (1971) * Wentworth: Season 8 (2020) * Wishmaster (1997) * Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) *...

Our names are Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. Danger is our middle name. ALSO DISCUSSED * 12 Angry Men (1997) * Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) * Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) * Event Horizon (1997) * The Exorcist (2016-2018) * Mimic (1997) * Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://on...

It was awful. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson did everything they could to save this. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Adventures of Skippy (1992) * The Fifth Element (1997) * Hercules (1997) * The Invisible Man (2020) * The King of Staten Island (2020) * Lake Placid: Legacy (2018) * Little Fish (2005) * Mrs Brown (1997) * Skippy: Season 1 (1968) * Smallville: Season 1 (2001-2002) * Uncle Sam (1996) * The Very Excel...

After technical problems took a bite out of the episode, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are back on the air and they just have this feeling everything's totally safe. ALSO DISCUSSED * Boa vs. Python (2004) * Chupacabra Terror (2005) * Follow Me (2020) * Frankenfish (2004) * Homemade (2020) * Lake Placid 2 (2007) * Lake Placid 3 (2010) * Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012) * Not Quite Hollywood: The Wi...

When Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson strike, they wrap around you. Hold you tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege of hearing your bones break before the power of the embrace causes your veins to explode. ALSO DISCUSSED * Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008) * Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) * Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009) * The Personal History of David Copperfield (2019) * Th...

There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson should be fine then. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dante's Peak (1997) * Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020) * Hamilton (2020) * LOL: Last One Laughing Australia - Season 1 (2020) * Onward (2020) * Outlander: Season 1 (2014...

When Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson shall die, take them and cut them up in little stars, and they will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun. Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet is the 2 and a half hour traffic of our stage. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bad Moon (1996) * The Crucible (1996) * Daylight (1996) * Eerie (2018) * Mars Attacks!...

This is a true record of what Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson saw. They set it down only leaving out the longitude and latitude of the island, as a warning to all who would follow in Moreau's footsteps. Most times, they keep the memory far in the back of their minds, a distant cloud. But there are times when the little cloud spreads, until it obscures the sky. ALSO DISCUSSED * Artemis Fowl (2020) * Charl...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson never can run from nor hide what they've done from the eyes, the very eyes of Notre Dame. ALSO DISCUSSED * Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made (2018) * The Hunchback of Notre Dame II: The Secret of the Bell (2002) * Independence Day (1996) * Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) * Lethal Weapon: Season 3 (2018-2019) * Queen Crab (2015) * Mr. Reliable (1996) * A Time to...

Hello, agent. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to this podcast episode regarding "Mission: Impossible - Fallout". Important information will be revealed to you during the discussion. If you are caught or killed, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This device will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck. ALSO DISCUSSED * Ad Astra (2019) *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson haven't seen so many lawyers and politicians gathered together in one place since confession this morning. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bottle Rocket (1996) * Executive Decision (1996) * From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999) * From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter (1999) * The Late Shift (1996) * Midsommar (2019) * SparkShorts (2019-2020) Reach us on Twitter at: http...