The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren't the monsters here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning their perfect world. ALSO DISCUSSED* Another Round (2020) * Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) * Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (2016) * Emma. (2020) * The Hole (2001) * Memento (2000) * O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) * Scotland, PA (2001) * Shrek: The Musical...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are different from the rest. Their hearts are pure! Rejoice! The broken are the more evolved! Rejoice! ALSO DISCUSSED * Battle Royale (2000) * Battle Royale II: Requiem (2003) * Cast Away (2000) * The Emperor's New Groove (2000) * Glass (2019) * Judy & Punch (2019) * Kronk's New Groove (2005) * The Magic Pudding (2000) * Superstore: Season 1 (2015-2016) * Take Away (2003)...

Well, that's what Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson get for their Leftist tendencies. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bad Neighbours (2014) * Bad Neighbours 2 (2016) * The Cell (2000) * The Cell 2 (2009) * Charlie's Angels (2000) * Charlie's Angels (2019) * Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) * Cherry Falls (2000) * Hollow Man (2000) * Hollow Man 2 (2006) * The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) * How the Grinch Stole C...

Nature made Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson freaks. Man made them weapons. And God made it last too long. ALSO DISCUSSED * Deadpool (2016) * Deadpool 2 (2018) * The Dry (2020) * The Empty Man (2020) * The Marksman (2021) * Promising Young Woman (2020) * Shadow in the Cloud (2020) * Tenet (2020) * Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) * X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) * X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) Reach us on Twitter at: http...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson didn't kill the president. They were trying to save him. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batwoman: Season 2 (2021) * Dragon Rider (2020) * Monster Hunter (2020) * Riverdale: Season 5 (2021) * Shadow in the Cloud (2020) * Soul (2020) * The Stand (2020-2021) * Truth Seekers: Season 1 (2020) * The Wolverine (2013) * X-Men 2 (2003) * X-Men: First Class (2011) * X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009...

Do you know what happens to Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson when they're struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Convent (2000) * The Flight Attendant: Season 1 (2020) * Hamlet (2000) * History of Swear Words (2021) * Lady Audley's Secret (2000) * The Longest Yard (2005) * Me, Myself & Irene (2000) * WandaVision (2021) * Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) Reach us...

All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats and then they'll row back to Spain like there's no mañana! DEEP DIVE STARTS: 1:04:34 ALSO DISCUSSED * American Psycho (2000) * American Psycho 2 (2002) * Cobra Kai: Season 3 (2021) * The Final Destination (2009) * Final Destination 5 (2011) * Gladiator (2000) * The Le...

Harlly and Jeaun should play their hunch if they think they can get away with it. But beware the risk of cheating the plan, disrespecting the design. It could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even Lawson - and you don't even want to f**k with that Mack Daddy. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Beach (2000) * The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020) * The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) * The Chronicles of...

It might be Harlly and Lawson's source of income but it's Jeaun's head. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman: The Movie (1966) * Charmed: Season 1 (2018-2019) * Dogma (1999) * End of Days (1999) * Galaxy Quest (1999) * The Green Mile (1999) * The Mandalorian: Season 2 (2020) * A Recipe for Seduction (2020) * Sleepy Hollow (1999) * Supernova (2000) * The Twilight Zone: Season 3 (1961-1962) * The Twilight Zone:...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are so stupid they'd forget to s&!t if their mothers didn't phone once a day to remind them.

Just like Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson to do something awesome! ALSO DISCUSSED * Jingle All the Way (1996) * Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (2020) * Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life (2009) * Pokémon: Giratina & the Sky Warrior (2008) * Pokémon the Movie: Black - Victini and Reshiram (2011) * Pokémon the Movie: Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction (2014) * Pokémon the Movie: Genesect and...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are in the film analysis delivery business. That's what this podcast is for. It's a delivery device for film analysis. Put it in your playlist, turn it on, and you're gonna get your fix. ALSO DISCUSSED * A Christmas Carol (2019) * All My Life (2020) * Freaky (2020) * Misbehaviour (2020) * Onward (2020) * Palm Springs (2020) * Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys (2004) * Pokémon: The F...

The first rule of the podcast is: you talk about Fight Club. The second rule of of the podcast is: YOU TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB! Third rule of the podcast: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the recording is over. ALSO DISCUSSED * American Pie (1999) * American Pie 2 (2001) * American Reunion (2012) * American Wedding (2003) * The Bone Collector (1999) * Deep Blue Sea (1999) * Deep Blue Sea...

In November of 2020, three amateur podcasters disappeared while recording an episode about "The Blair Witch Project". A week later their audio was found. ALSO DISCUSSED * Blair Witch (2016) * Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) * The Crown: Season 4 (2020) * Dick (1999) * Robin Hood (2018) * Run Lola Run (1998) * South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) * Talking Heads (2020) Reach us on Twitte...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson: they fly now! ALSO DISCUSSED * Alone (2020) * The Comeback Trail (2020) * Empire of Dreams: The Story of the 'Star Wars' Trilogy (2004) * The Empty Man (2020) * The People vs. George Lucas (2010) * Radioactive (2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson&#...

Record a podcast about the original "Star Wars" trilogy? But Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson were going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters! ALSO DISCUSSED * Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) * Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's day wasa startin' pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin' very scared and grabbin' that Jedi and POW! Theysa here! ALSO DISCUSSED* Election (1999) * Fantasy Island (2020) * Honest Thief (2020) * A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999) * Scorpion King: Book of Souls (2018) * The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power (2015) * The Spanish Pr...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson only gamble with their lives, never their money. ALSO DISCUSSED* Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020) * The Boys: Season 2 (2020) * Hubie Halloween (2020) * The Mummy Returns (2001) * The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) * The Scorpion King (2002) * The Scorpion King 2...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's lives are the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the List. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Animatrix (2003) * Antebellum (2020) * Batman: Death in the Family (2020) * The High Note (2020) * Hope Gap (2019) * Irresistible (2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebr...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson saved Latin. What did you ever do? ALSO DISCUSSED * 8MM (1999) * 8MM 2 (2005) * 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) * Alice in Wonderland (1999) * The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020) * Ravenous (1999) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecan...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are playing with the big boys now. ALSO DISCUSSED * Enemy of the State (1998) * The Faculty (1998) * Lock Up (1989) * Ratched: Season 1 (2020) * Shrek 2 (2004) * Virus (1999) * The Winter's Tale (1999) * The Year My Voice Broke (1987) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's self-confidence is so bloated they've forgotten the reality of the situation. ALSO DISCUSSED * An American Pickle (2020) * Becky (2020) * Bran Nue Dae (2009) * The Broken Hearts Gallery (2020) * Cats (1998) * The Last Broadcast (1998) * The Secret Garden (2020) * The Siege (1998) * Vampires (1998) * Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) * Vampires: The Turning (2005) Reach us on...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have already tried therapy! Obviously, it did them no good. ALSO DISCUSSED * Boys in the Trees (2016) * Cube Zero (2004) * Elizabeth (1998) * Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) * Superman: Man of Tomorrow (2020) * Two Hands (1999) * Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005) * Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and...

This podcast is an accident, a forgotten, perpetual public works project. You think Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson want to ask questions? All they want is a clear conscience and a fat pay check. ALSO DISCUSSED * Cobra Kai: Season 1 (2018) * The Coolangatta Gold (1984) * Cube 2: Hypercube (2002) * Force of Nature (2020) * Godzilla (1998) * The Lighthouse (2019) * Made in Italy (2020) * Mulan (1998) * Mul...

There are two things Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson know to be true. There's no difference between good flan and bad flan, and there is no war. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Babadook (2014) * The Big Lebowski (1998) * Bulworth (1998) * Deep Rising (1998) * Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) * The New Mutants (2020) * Nightwatch (1997) * Primary Colours (1998) * Sphere (1998) * Tenet (2020) * Tiny Creatures: Season 1...