The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren't waiting any longer to discuss the "Harry Potter" series! They did their waiting! Twelve years of it! In Azkaban! ALSO DISCUSSED * Prank Encounters: Seasons 1 & 2 (2019-2021) * S. Darko (2009) * Thirteen Ghosts (2001) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog...

Sometimes Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. ALSO DISCUSSED * Back to the Future (1985) * Escape from Pretoria (2020) * From Hell (2001) * Ghosts of Mars (2001) * Jeepers Creepers (2001) * Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) * Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017) * Joy Ride (2001) * Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead (2008) * Joy Ride 3: Roadkill (2014) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/ID...

Lawson discusses the touching family drama "Blackbird" Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

You taste like a burger. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't like you anymore. ALSO DISCUSSED * Brotherhood: Final Fantasy XV (2016) * Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019) * The Fate of the Furious (2017) * Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) * Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (2005) * Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (2016) * Session 9 (2001) * Slender Man (2018) Reach us on Twitter at: ht...

Lawson reviews the newest film in the Disney canon, Raya and The Last Dragon. Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Where is the cavalry? Listener, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are the cavalry! ALSO DISCUSSED * 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) * Blackbird (2019) * The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021) * Fast Five (2011) * The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) * Fast & Furious (2009) * Fast & Furious 6 (2013) * Jack Hunter and the Quest for Akhenaten's Tomb (2008) * Justice League (2017) * Mars: Season...

"Chaos Walking" was Lawson's nickname in high school. Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your ass handed to you. ALSO DISCUSSED * American Horror Story: Apocalypse (2018) * Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) * Atlantis: Milo's Return (2003) * Boss Level (2021) * Chaos Walking (2021) * The Cube Australia: Series 1 (2021) * Evolution (2001) * Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) * Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Crad...

Record a podcast about "Moulin Rouge!"? But Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have arranged a magnificent supper in the Gothic Tower! ALSO DISCUSSED * A Knight's Tale (2001) * Coming 2 America (2021) * Conspiracy (2001) * The Dish (2000) * The Little Things (2021) * Long Story Short (2021) * Superman and Lois: Season One (2021) * UHF (1989) * Wrong Turn (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://...

Harlly bursts into your feed with an emergency broadcast as he reminds you once again that on March the 13th "I Don't Know Why We're Doing This" is being renamed "The Long Watch".

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson look back on the smouldering hellscape of 2020 as they discuss their favourite films from that godforsaken year and fondly remember the halcyon days of the Before Times. HARLLY'S TOP 10 #10 - Sonic the Hedgehog (00:53:51 to 00:56:08) #9 - Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (see Jeaun's #8) #8 - Emma. (see Jeaun's #6) #7 - Freak...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren't the monsters here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning their perfect world. ALSO DISCUSSED* Another Round (2020) * Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) * Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (2016) * Emma. (2020) * The Hole (2001) * Memento (2000) * O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) * Scotland, PA (2001) * Shrek: The Musical...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are different from the rest. Their hearts are pure! Rejoice! The broken are the more evolved! Rejoice! ALSO DISCUSSED * Battle Royale (2000) * Battle Royale II: Requiem (2003) * Cast Away (2000) * The Emperor's New Groove (2000) * Glass (2019) * Judy & Punch (2019) * Kronk's New Groove (2005) * The Magic Pudding (2000) * Superstore: Season 1 (2015-2016) * Take Away (2003)...

Well, that's what Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson get for their Leftist tendencies. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bad Neighbours (2014) * Bad Neighbours 2 (2016) * The Cell (2000) * The Cell 2 (2009) * Charlie's Angels (2000) * Charlie's Angels (2019) * Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) * Cherry Falls (2000) * Hollow Man (2000) * Hollow Man 2 (2006) * The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) * How the Grinch Stole C...

Nature made Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson freaks. Man made them weapons. And God made it last too long. ALSO DISCUSSED * Deadpool (2016) * Deadpool 2 (2018) * The Dry (2020) * The Empty Man (2020) * The Marksman (2021) * Promising Young Woman (2020) * Shadow in the Cloud (2020) * Tenet (2020) * Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) * X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) * X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) Reach us on Twitter at: http...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson didn't kill the president. They were trying to save him. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batwoman: Season 2 (2021) * Dragon Rider (2020) * Monster Hunter (2020) * Riverdale: Season 5 (2021) * Shadow in the Cloud (2020) * Soul (2020) * The Stand (2020-2021) * Truth Seekers: Season 1 (2020) * The Wolverine (2013) * X-Men 2 (2003) * X-Men: First Class (2011) * X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009...

Do you know what happens to Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson when they're struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Convent (2000) * The Flight Attendant: Season 1 (2020) * Hamlet (2000) * History of Swear Words (2021) * Lady Audley's Secret (2000) * The Longest Yard (2005) * Me, Myself & Irene (2000) * WandaVision (2021) * Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) Reach us...

All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats and then they'll row back to Spain like there's no mañana! DEEP DIVE STARTS: 1:04:34 ALSO DISCUSSED * American Psycho (2000) * American Psycho 2 (2002) * Cobra Kai: Season 3 (2021) * The Final Destination (2009) * Final Destination 5 (2011) * Gladiator (2000) * The Le...

Harlly and Jeaun should play their hunch if they think they can get away with it. But beware the risk of cheating the plan, disrespecting the design. It could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even Lawson - and you don't even want to f**k with that Mack Daddy. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Beach (2000) * The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020) * The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) * The Chronicles of...

It might be Harlly and Lawson's source of income but it's Jeaun's head. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman: The Movie (1966) * Charmed: Season 1 (2018-2019) * Dogma (1999) * End of Days (1999) * Galaxy Quest (1999) * The Green Mile (1999) * The Mandalorian: Season 2 (2020) * A Recipe for Seduction (2020) * Sleepy Hollow (1999) * Supernova (2000) * The Twilight Zone: Season 3 (1961-1962) * The Twilight Zone:...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are so stupid they'd forget to s&!t if their mothers didn't phone once a day to remind them.

Just like Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson to do something awesome! ALSO DISCUSSED * Jingle All the Way (1996) * Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (2020) * Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life (2009) * Pokémon: Giratina & the Sky Warrior (2008) * Pokémon the Movie: Black - Victini and Reshiram (2011) * Pokémon the Movie: Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction (2014) * Pokémon the Movie: Genesect and...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are in the film analysis delivery business. That's what this podcast is for. It's a delivery device for film analysis. Put it in your playlist, turn it on, and you're gonna get your fix. ALSO DISCUSSED * A Christmas Carol (2019) * All My Life (2020) * Freaky (2020) * Misbehaviour (2020) * Onward (2020) * Palm Springs (2020) * Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys (2004) * Pokémon: The F...

The first rule of the podcast is: you talk about Fight Club. The second rule of of the podcast is: YOU TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB! Third rule of the podcast: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the recording is over. ALSO DISCUSSED * American Pie (1999) * American Pie 2 (2001) * American Reunion (2012) * American Wedding (2003) * The Bone Collector (1999) * Deep Blue Sea (1999) * Deep Blue Sea...

In November of 2020, three amateur podcasters disappeared while recording an episode about "The Blair Witch Project". A week later their audio was found. ALSO DISCUSSED * Blair Witch (2016) * Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) * The Crown: Season 4 (2020) * Dick (1999) * Robin Hood (2018) * Run Lola Run (1998) * South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) * Talking Heads (2020) Reach us on Twitte...